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356 vivacious vampires

Oh vampires! Oh meme! It's October, which is officially Halloween season. And... Himaruya is back? Kind of? Sort of? In a way. I wonder if we'll ever find out what happened on Halloween. Or if it will forever remain... a mystery. Much like the decision making process behind most of these titles.

Enjoy part 356!

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[Wait, an older brother's being annoying? Germany knows just what to do!]

Have you tried German suplexing him already?

I don't think I'm strong enough and I tried to headlock him once like how you do to me sometimes but then he elbowed me in the face and if I suplex him he'll be even angrier than he usually is!

…How do you even do suplexes anyway?

[He's tried Italian suplexing but that's more with a lot of crying and less of the actual suplexes]

[Hm. Demonstrating the German suplex on Italy won't help much, since he's the one who will have to perform the German suplex. Clearly, that leaves only one option]

First, you have to move behind your opponent and grab them around the waist. Then you use... Ah, then you use your strength to lift them up in the air and fall backwards, bridging your back and legs to drop them on their shoulders and neck!

[Turns around and gestures for Italy to move behind him and practice it on him]

You try it, Italy!

[~~And is it Germany's imagination, or is someone playing Unchained Melody from the pottery wheel scene in Ghost in the background?~~]

Are- are you really sure about this, I-

[Waves his arms, his noodly, noodly arms]

...Okay. So I stand behind you like this, right?

[Grabs Germany around the waist and tries to lift]

[And tries]

[Ohgodhislegs]

Try harder, Italy!! Harder!!

I'm trying really hard!! I--!

[There-!]

[Well, he sort of lifted Germany. A little. And then fell over]

Owww!

Be careful, Ital-

Oof!

[Quickly rolls off of Italy, then checks to make sure he didn't crush him when they fell]

I-Italy?!

[After a quick look-over, as far as Germany can tell, he looks all right]

...You're supposed to fall backwards! Not over!

I tried to be careful I really did but you're so heavy and I sort of fell backwards didn't I it's just you were on me when I did and that hurt a lot!

[He's a bit teary-eyed but mostly because the fall and the Germany on top of him kind of winded him]

I don't think my legs can do suplexing they're not strong enough like yours...

[For a moment he thinks maybe he could ask Germany to suplex Romano for him but on second thought that really, really wouldn't end well for anyone at all]

[Straightens out his clothing so it looks neat and proper again, then offers his hand to help Italy up]

[Glances at Italy's legs ~~like it wasn't obvious his own thighs are more plump than Italy's~~]

And training the muscles in your legs until they'll be strong enough will take too long.

[That's a good point. So, if Italy can't German suplex Romano, and Germany can't German suplex Romano, then the only other option Germany can think of is... bureaucracy]

Then this is what you must do to get your tie back! Pay attention, Italy! First, you acquire an official request form! Secondly, you fill out the form in triplicate, then send one copy to Romano, one to your boss, and you keep the last one for yourself.

[Takes Germany's hand and wobbles back up]

Way too long and that'd hurt too.

[Yes. Bureaucracy. Italies. Bureaucracy.]

But that's so much work too and it's paperwork plus why would my boss get one plus I don't think Romano really pays attention to his paperwork 'cause I know I don't all the time! And I don't think I have a form!

...Would you help me fill one out if you've got one?

Don't complain! I will get you a form, but if you want your tie back, you're going to fill it out yourself!

[Though, as always, Germany will make an exception "just this once" if Italy keeps asking him to help]

But forms are so confusing all the time especially your forms!

[So he won't have to break out the Very Sad Face?]

[It takes Germany a bit to process that idea. Forms, confusing?]

Forms aren't confusing, forms keep everything organized!

[It'd be confusing if there weren't any forms. At least that's how Germany feels about the issue]

[Probably not, since filling out a form is not that much effort. He might have to break out the regular Sad Face, though]

Yeah they are, you have to fill out so many things and sometimes they're not clear what thing they're asking about and then you have to do it twice or three times or more sometimes if you messed up!

[And then you have to keep track of all your forms and find somewhere to put them and...]

[Oh, he can do the Sad Face easy!]

[Huffs and crosses his arms]

I told you not to complain!

...At least try to fill it out.

[Huffs back]

Fine, I'll try! I'll even try to get Romano to pay attention to it!

[...Somehow]

All right. Make sure to call me if something goes wrong!

[He'll be keeping an eye on his phone as always]

[...Though he has a feeling Italy's going to get bored and give up halfway through filling out the form]

Okay!

[Trust your instincts]

[Though he might actually put effort into this, he really wants that tie back]

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I'm so sorry.

we're in the middle of watching The Glass Menagerie and I just laughed really loud

I hope that didn't cause any trouble!

don't think it did!

Ah, good to hear!

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