aphanon_meme | part 29 has an unoriginal title

part 29 has an unoriginal title

Is this real life? Are we really almost 30 parts in? ~~I feel so old.~~ It's so crazy. You guys are awesome.

Enjoy part 29! :)

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Never caned a Canadian then, eh, ma'am?

[LEER]

We don't like where this discussion is headed.

[may have to give you the royal right hook]

[can duck punches like a pro]

Your loss, Bessie. ;)

Now stop fucking with my country.

We haven't even started, little man. You should address your monarch properly.

Uh-uh. I liked Liz II okay, but you's a bitch.

Je t'aimerais plus si tu seras nu, peut-être.

[looks him up and down condescendingly] We have always prided ourselves on our discerning taste, and we're afraid that you fall below our standards.

[spreads legs teasingly]

Your loss.

Top-notch Canadian maple log right here.

[watches warily for aggressive feet]

[as if she would ever do anything so unseeming]

Trees are meant to be cut down, Sir Trudeau.

If it's up inside your vagina dentata I probably won't mind.

[exudes Trudeau!Pheromones]

[royal sneer]

We are not going to discuss this. You are overstepping your bounds, little man.

[Is much taller than you]

[not-quite-benevolent grin]

Seems we're discussing it right now, princesse.

[Pfft. Is not intimidated at all]

We are the queen of England. When we say the discussion is over, it's over.

You are dismissed, Monsieur Trudeau.

[stays right where he is]

You're a DEAD queen of a DEAD empire, lady.

I'M STILL HERE, YOU KNOW.

Not an empire though, are you?

I said I didn't mind being Commonwealth, but Canada's fully independant. Mademoiselle la salope over there seems to have forgotten that bit.

I advise you to keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing or referring to one of my greatest rulers ever.

Now, granted, I am advising her that reverting all former colonial territories, especially such well-mannered Commonwealth members as Canada, into colonies again would be against my general well-being. Still, that does not give you the right to treat the Queen - YOUR queen as well, by Canadian laws - with anything less than complete respect.

~~Canada is fine the way he is, but I will be taking certain steps in regards to the United States.~~

I reciprocate respect. It's not automatic.

~~Yes. Steps. Take as many steps as you can with that cacophonous elephant next door.~~

She's proven herself already five dozen times over! She is Queen Elizabeth I, one of the finest queens in the history of the world!

~~So if needed, I can use Canada as a staging ground for troops Y/Y? :D~~

Edited 2009-07-22 04:54 (UTC)

Gimme a week.

To say FUCK NO.

[draws herself up to her full height]

We've crushed greater men than you under our heels.

[pokes her cute regal nose]

And I've taken women hotter than you to places you can't even imagine. ~&hearts

[grabs his hand and twiiiiists his wrist]

We are not impressed by your swaggering.

[winces a bit, snakes one leg around her skirts]

What would impress you, then?

[lets him go]

Quite a lot more than you could ever accomplish, we assure you.

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