part 361 jumping junebugs

[aphanon_meme]

It's gonna be already May! Have you done your spring cleaning yet? I can't believe the year is almost half over already, it seems like it's going so fast, too fast... ah! And we're only a few months away from a new season and hopefully a certain someone will finish up certain storylines they haven't finish coughcoughcough.

Enjoy part 361!

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[1amkeit]

[Mops the floor to make sure it's nice and clean for the Eurovision final]

[(Anonymous)]

/SKITTERS ALL OVER IT

/MAKES A RUN FOR IT

[1amkeit]

[!!]

YOU! GET BACK HERE YOU INSOLENT LITTLE .GIF!

[Does he even want to know the things you've recently stepped in?]

[nontemedimorte]

[Flops onto a couch.]

[1amkeit]

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! I JUST CLEANED THAT PART!!

[nontemedimorte]

Get the twist out of your briefs, grab a drink, sit down and stop complaining, dammit!

[She'll stay here and sip her wine.]

It's gonna be dirty afterwards anyways!

[1amkeit]

I'm not going to get a beer or sit down until I've finished cleaning this!

[And he's never going to do those other two things at all]

With that kind of faulty logic, I'd never clean anything.

[nontemedimorte]

Whatever then.

[Doesn't that twist annoy you? ... Or are you going on command?]

The others won't give a damn that you cleaned it if they are going to party!

[(Anonymous)]

[slips on the wet floor]

Ow.

[1amkeit]

Ah...

[Walks up to and holds out his hand]

Are you all right?

Next time, pay more attention to where you're going! I just cleaned this floor.

[(Anonymous)]

[keeps lying on the floor, contemplating the life choices that led up to this point]

Don't mind me. I'm good.

You may want to put up a "wet floor" sign though.

[1amkeit]

You're not! You've dirtied the floor! [Moves to grab you and put you back on your... feet. Or base]

...Ah, nobody's actually supposed to be here until the Eurovision final starts.

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't see a sign saying this area is off-limits!

Geez Germany, you really need to step up your order-keeping game. I thought that was supposed to be your specialty.

[dererste]

[TIME FOR A BAREFOOT SLIP AND SLIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

[1amkeit]

BROTHERRRRRRR! STOP THAT! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING OFF YOUR PANTS! YOU'RE NOT TOM CRUISE AND THIS IS NOT A MOVIE!

[dererste]

[He can't hear you completely over the streaks he's leaving on the meme floor]

HOH!! WHAT'S THIS?! WEST ACTUALLY HAS A FUN IDEA FOR ONCE?! FINALLY, YOU'RE GROWING UP! I'M PROUD OF YOU, WEST!! I'M PROUD!!

[EXCUSE HIM, UNBUCKLING HIS TOTALLY FASHIONABLE CARGO SHORTS]

[1amkeit]

I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!

Brother, I could forgive something like that coming from Italy, but not from you!

[THREATENINGLY TIGHTENS HIS GRIP ON THE MOP HE HAS]

[outbackruggedness]

[Walks through with his latest catch, bringing in mud, water, and blood from his wounds.]

[1amkeit]

...What kind of Eurovision performance are you planning?!

Either way, stop right there! You're going the wrong way!

[outbackruggedness]

The what - [Thinks for a second] oh right! That's today or somethin'? Must've forgot mate.

[Looks at the crocodile slung over the shoulder.] Nah, I was just feelin' bored 'n caught m'self a lively one.

[1/2]

[1amkeit]

[Oh. Well, that makes more sens-]

[2/2]

[1amkeit]

[You're going to give him an aneurysm one day]

G-GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!

THERE'S GOING TO BE A CROWD [..."Crowd"] OF MEMERS IN HERE IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO WATCH THE EUROVISION FINAL!

Re: [2/2]

[outbackruggedness]

[Not his fault he's so strung]

Oi mate, he's not goin' to harm anyone!

[Says that while the crocodile is writhing in his grasp.]

Ya didn't have a problem when m'koalas were scurryin' around the place. [Pouts]

/OOC.

[1amkeit]

Enjoy the final, everybody!

ooc

[nontemedimorte]

Thanks, you too!