[Still, at this point you'd ought to guess that Australia doesn't like to be called a kid]

[DON'T BLAME HIM, BLAME ENGLAND, HE'S AWFUL AT RAISING WILD BEASTS GUYS LIKE HIM]

[Finally eases off of Denmark and rises to his feet] Yeah, nothin' like a lil' detergent to get the stains out.

[Extends a hand to the Dane]