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vuri ([personal profile] vuri) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2015-12-01 03:18 am (UTC)

tl;dr

I tend to think Australia would have a high pain tolerance after centuries of being bitten/stung/mauled/kicked by his little animal friends... but I also tend to think he'd be weak to humiliation and mind games and especially confinement/immobilization for long periods. Like, he seems pretty vanilla to me (though not entirely; for example I can easily see him getting into some very rough sex that's as much a fight as a fuck) so a lot of the weird bdsm stuff would be a shock to him; and then on top of that I think he's the type who gets cabin fever from being stuck in an office too long, never mind getting literally tied down.

So I think it'd be a lot of fun to, for example, bind Australia very tightly and blindfold him and then put him up for display - in a cage or glass case, perhaps - at some sort of shady club or something... perhaps he's mounted on a fucking machine, and patrons of this particular venue can turn on or off or up or down the speed as desired.

And he can hear the people talking about him, evaluating him, as if he was a trophy or an art piece or a choice cut of steak, and it makes him furious and ashamed, and his renewed struggles are greeted with refined laughter from the crowd...

Rather better conversation piece than an ice statue, I'd say. 8D

What're your thoughts on messing with Australia?

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