[ALLOWS THIS ONLY BECAUSE AUSTRALIA IS WARM....head east but like south east, don't get them lost in Russia or she wILL MURDER YOU.]
[Well if you insist, she's not one to turn down pampering. Gets comfortable in your arms] Yeah he freaking told me. Said you were slippery! [And that she's more cunning than you but she'll keep that to herself because she agrees with it] Anyway I don't freaking care about a dick swinging contest between two guys, at least make it fun to watch okay!!
Oh yeah? Then you're responsible for AT LEAST two of them and should treat the stately as an owl me to a beer to compensate!!
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[Well if you insist, she's not one to turn down pampering. Gets comfortable in your arms] Yeah he freaking told me. Said you were slippery! [And that she's more cunning than you but she'll keep that to herself because she agrees with it] Anyway I don't freaking care about a dick swinging contest between two guys, at least make it fun to watch okay!!
Oh yeah? Then you're responsible for AT LEAST two of them and should treat the stately as an owl me to a beer to compensate!!