part 369 prohibition cocktails

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, you did it! And on Christmas, too!! How fancy. How was your year? It's almost the new year and I don't know about anyone else, but I'm excited to enter the 20s. We can finally bring back some excellent slang, like "That sounds berries to me!" or "I guess I'd describe myself as a cancelled stamp." Have a good year... and don't take any wooden nickels!

Enjoy part 369!

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Re: The Inn at Little Washington Thinks Mannequins Will Make Social Distancing Less Awkward

[(Anonymous)]

I think we know how to keep people in self-isolation now. CREEPY KID DOLLS FACING CORNERS FOR ALL!

Re: The Inn at Little Washington Thinks Mannequins Will Make Social Distancing Less Awkward

[zeetee]

but the grannies would be immune, and they're one of the most vulnerable populations!!

Re: The Inn at Little Washington Thinks Mannequins Will Make Social Distancing Less Awkward

[(Anonymous)]

oh shit. Okay uhhh. What can we use to keep grannies inside.

Re: The Inn at Little Washington Thinks Mannequins Will Make Social Distancing Less Awkward

[zeetee]

hmmmmm AHA

instead of hiding in the corner we flip the kids around and--I know, I know, their blank faces are even scarier, but just stop screaming for a second and look!!--we stick gameboys in their hands instead! the grannies will be incensed at The State Of The Youths These Days and leave the restaurant!

Re: The Inn at Little Washington Thinks Mannequins Will Make Social Distancing Less Awkward

[(Anonymous)]

It's the ultimate paradox. Faceless dolls will remind them of amish dolls, which they will want to collect. Yet! The gameboys will be the ultimate blow: it's not just children playing with them but the amish children, too! They won't be able to stand it! They'll go home to connect to their neighbor's WiFi and bitch up a storm on Facebook.

Re: The Inn at Little Washington Thinks Mannequins Will Make Social Distancing Less Awkward

[zeetee]

JUST AS KEIKAKU

Our facebook feeds will be filled with angry minions memes, but it's a small price to pay for the safety of our nation's grannies