part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

[aphanon_meme]

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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Re: what your favourite hetalia ship says about you

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah well, don't even try to deny it you, I can smell the €500 bills wafting this way

Re: what your favourite hetalia ship says about you

[lux_n_burg]

And?

[He's not even trying to deny it, just shrugs.]

But I only wanted to say, that those bills usually do not smell like anything in particular?
A-and I can assure you, that I don't smell ...in a bad way.

...Also does it mean something, when Mlle Monaco's name is in front of mine?
I'm not sure, if I remember correctly... but somone mentioned it before...

[You can also explain to him the stepbro-meme from further up, while you're at it.]

Re: what your favourite hetalia ship says about you

[(Anonymous)]

Idk man, to me they smell like caviar and condescension.

Well I didn't mean anything by it but to a lot of people that means she's the top while you're hypothetically screwing.

And the stepbro meme, you need me to explain that? Lux, bb, do you not watch any porn?

1/2

[lux_n_burg]

I think I kind of understand what you mean. Well, if it makes you happy,
the €500 bill is kind of discontinued, a couple of years ago they stopped producing new ones.


Oh?

[Maybe he would have understood it faster, if it was worded like a game of Cluedo/Clue:
Monaco with the strap-on in his bedroom...]

I see ...so you mean she and I-

[And his face turns red, once he gets it.]

2/2

[lux_n_burg]

Wha-wait a minute! I completely forgot, you talk about boats when you mean sex, ri-right?!

[Damn this modern human slang - but at least he'll probably have nice dreams tonight.]


Wh-why are you asking that now... Do I even want to know, what you mean?

[To be fair, he probably knows the one about straw instead.
Different parts of the world have different dumb porn.]

[ooc: The dialouge is something like: "But why is there straw lying around?" - "And why are you wearing a mask?" and then sex happens. :')]

Re: 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

So they're gonna be like, collector's items?

Whoa easy there, I'm only asking since it's a porn meme so if you don't know the meme you're probably either not on social media like reddit or you don't watch a lot of porn. I didn't know you were such a pure cinnamon roll Lux!

Or I guess you could always be watching other types of porn but that's none of my business.

(lol A+ immersive dialogue right there)

Re: 2/2

[lux_n_burg]

Well right now they're still worth just the regular price, but when there are fewer and fewer of those bills around,
there might be an increase in value.


O-okay, I kind of get at least some of those things you said. [Perhaps no porn on hetatube?]
...Bu-but the mentioning of my siblings and I in that specific context
made everything more - how should I word this - confusing? [laughs nervously]
So, basically it's some kind of joke?

[The economy is currently not that bad that pursuing a porn career instead of doing paper work might help.]

And why am I a pastry now?

[An occasional porn watching pastry even.]

[ooc: And now we know, that the correct answer to being asked "why are you wearing a mask" is to shrug and demand a blow job.
Flawless logic.]