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part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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gelehrt: (and I must sscREAAAAAAAAAM)

Germany has over 300 confirmed kills and trained in gorilla warfare

[personal profile] gelehrt 2021-08-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I said calm down, bestie!

[Hits his leg harder]

[And, in that moment, Holy Roman Empire understood what real pain felt like]

#$%%i=/&%$#"!"#$%?=/&%$#"/&%$#"=/&%$#"/&%$#"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Your garden is safe in his hands]
1amkeit: (Ah...)

Your IP is being traced right now and--hold on, the comment is coming from inside the house?!

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2021-08-09 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Crosses arms over his chest. He doesn't understand the interweb slang you youths of today are twittering and snapcording and dischatting. God, Romano was right, he is an old fart.]

Best the what?

And stop that! I'm perfectly calm!

[Aaand uncrosses his arms again, a little worried.]

Are... Are you all right?
gelehrt: (and I must sscREAAAAAAAAAM)

SCREAMS

[personal profile] gelehrt 2021-08-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Holy Rome doesn't understand either! He just parrots what he sees on the internet!]

BIG YIKES, BESTIE! LIKE TOTES FOR REALS BIG YIKES! MY HAND GOT TOTES CANCELLED ON YOUR LEG! WHAT DO YOU EAT, CLOUT?! SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TREAT A CHILD?!

[MOVES HIS BROKEN HAND AROUND]

AND I OOP MY POOR HAND! YOU ARE SO SUS, BRUH! SO SUS!!!!!
1amkeit: (:|b)

Best HRE, bestie. Well, not for Germany's sanity, but still. [1/2]

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2021-08-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so, he's still worried, but annoyance is beginning to overtake that.]

[Anyway, you can call Germany a wank-starter, because:]




You sound American.

Ah, no, wait...

[Thinks. America uses more dudes, right?]

[Oh, of course. Snaps his fingers.] You sound Polish.
1amkeit: (Was ist?)

[2/2]

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2021-08-10 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Watches the broken hand waving in front of his face and tries to grab at that wrist.]

Hold still, I'm trying to inspect your hand! You may need medical assistance.

[Doesn't he have excellent bedside manner?]
gelehrt: (and I must sscREAAAAAAAAAM)

[1/2] OH NO YOU BROKE HIM

[personal profile] gelehrt 2021-08-11 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE]

[DID GERMANY JUST CALLED HIM AMERICAN?!]

[DID GERMANY JUST CALLED HIM POLISH AS WELL?!!?!]

[DID GERMANY JUST Z-SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AT HIM?!?!?]

"$%"#%"%"#%=)(/&%$#"(/&%$#""#$%&/()(/&%$#"#$%&/()(/&%$#"%?!?!???!??!
gelehrt: (From the toilet with love)

[2/2]

[personal profile] gelehrt 2021-08-11 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's gonna stay still, not because Germany told him to, but becacuse Germany just used his own trolling techniques on HIM and now he's too broken to function]

)(/&%$#"(/&%$#,....

[The best bedside manners, Dr. Germany]
1amkeit: (Fierce bitch)

Re: [2/2]

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2021-08-12 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[No trolling here, he's not Prussia. He was being 100% serious.

...Although he didn't Z-snap his fingers, it was just a regular "I got it!" snap!]

I'm sorry, I don't speak keysmash. [Or is that abstract poetry?] Could you repeat that in German or English?

[Turns HRE's hand over carefully and studies it, he doesn't want to upset the kid. More than he already did, at least.]

Hm. It looks manageable, but I'll need to take you to the hospital so I can get you proper care.
gelehrt: (asdfg;;)

Re: [2/2]

[personal profile] gelehrt 2021-08-12 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[GASPS]

[NO HE'S NOT GONNA REPEAT THAT HE'S JUST... Gonna let Germany inspect his hand quietly like a good boy for once]

O-Okay....

[Touches the hem of his shirt]

[Looks away]

[Plays with his hat]

T-Thank you...

But not thank you for harming my hand, okay?!

[What's this? Is HRE finally warming up to Geeeeermany?]
1amkeit: (:|b)

/Buhyoos at HRE

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2021-08-14 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Releases his wrist after a thorough inspection.] Don't mention it.

[Huffs.] I didn't do anything to your hand.

[He's not used to HRE acting like this around him, so he doesn't say it as angrily as he would've normally. This new behavior's a pleasant surprise, and the usual frown lines on his face lessen a little. Surely nothing will happen to ruin this development!]

[...Anyway, time to find the nearest doctor and/or hospital for little old HRE.]
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