aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2021-01-18 12:00 pm

part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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lux_n_burg: (pouting)

/fashionably late

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2021-08-13 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[If he were his brother, he would have said: "Fucking finally" or something along those lines, but since he isn't...]


Congratulations?

But...


Honestly that is a terrible invitation, I hope at least some of it is only meant a bad joke.


To begin with, is against EU guidelines and regulations to serve expired meat!
Why didn't they chose something like Piccata with pasta as a side dish, that would be quite fitting actually...
or do I need to sell Germany some prober Lëtzebuerger Grillwurscht or Zoossiss? Since not everybody likes Träipen.
Except I don't have the capacities to export that much... well maybe for the wedding it could work and...


Oh a-and secondly:
That's too last-minute, how am I supposed to find a nice swimsuit at such a short notice?!

Re: /fashionably late

(Anonymous) 2021-08-13 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Shotgun wedding? Needs to be fast?
lux_n_burg: (I don't even)

Re: /fashionably late

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2021-08-13 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No, those are verboten not allowed either.

[At least as far as he knows.]


...

[whispers] Why does it have to be fast now, of all times?

[Maybe anon knows something else?]

Re: /fashionably late

(Anonymous) 2021-08-13 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Before the weather becomes too cold for swimsuits?
lux_n_burg: (What?)

Re: /fashionably late

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2021-08-13 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe at Germany's house, but at Italy's...


[Thinks about it again.]

Is this just some thinly veiled excuse to have a beach party?

[Not that he minds, at least he wouldn't have to worry that much about the type of swimsuit.]

In that case you really need good meat for barbecue or grilling, or at least that is what I would expect from Germany.
Edited 2021-08-13 15:08 (UTC)