aphanon_meme | part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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like zodiac signs, but with hetalia ships

original thread as a ref → https://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/96385.html?thread=951521153#cmt951521153

Oh, I still need to sort through the list I wrote down for these threads, but to start, uh, have part 1 of ?:

America/Denmark - Your ideal relationship dynamic is clowns to lovers.
GerFra - You believe every lawful good paladin needs a chaotic neutral bard to balance him out.
FraPan - You take a unique joy in seeing someone who's really modest and serious try to talk about sex. Kudos on Nihonhon as a ship name, by the way.
Japan/Estonia - Your ideal date involves putting your Minecraft beds next to each other.
AsaKiku - You're always a slut for boys talking about their feelings.
AmePru - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being mentored.
FACE - You're just... really horny.
PruLiech - You're always a sucker for a good meet-cute.
PruCan - You're always a sucker for a good meet-cute and you're also into slash.
PruIta - Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks, but the only things that ensue are the friends we made along the way.
Prumano - Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which pain ensues.
SwissLiech - You're always a slut for tough guys who go soft for one woman.

Doing these makes me regret not knowing more about the ships with the Asian characters and what they're like. Let's hope one day Eldena Doubleca5t will do an official video for Hetalia.

Okay, I went through my list and now my eyes are bleeding. This canon has too many ships, I swear. Anyway, here's the list. At the end are some alternate options to previously posted pairings.

Chibitalia/HRE - Your top priorities are keeping things canon, and keeping things wholesome.
Rome/Germania - Your ideal relationship dynamic is someone who thinks they're a top getting out-topped.
ItaPan - You think Italy is cute, but you have no tolerance for Germany being a stick-in-the-mud.
NiChu - You go soft for relationships that are "So sad, liek if u cri evrytiem."
Turkey/Japan/Greece - You just want good things for Japan and you're probably not too enthusiastic about making hard decisions.
AmeIta - You are both the moron and the morosexual.
ItaRus - You believe every good angsty boy needs a ray of sunshine to balance him out.
Romano/Belgium - You believe every good angsty boy needs a ray of sunshine to balance him out AND you are heterosexual.
ItaSey - You're a sucker for characters who are beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world. Too pure.
RusGer - I can't guarantee that you like Rammstein, but there's a very real possibility.
FrUS - Your ideal high school romance is jock/theater kid, OR you think the best way to resolve a love triangle is by ignoring the axis.
AmeCan - Half of you were writing Supernatural slash BEFORE Castiel was introduced, the other half of you shipped that Ouran High School Host Club twincest pairing.
AmePan - I want to say "You were writing Supernatural slash AFTER Castiel was introduced" to complete the joke, but if I'm being real, I just think your ideal relationship dynamic is bookworm/jock.
TaiViet - Your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls bein' friends, gals bein' pals.
AmeViet - You don't understand what all the hate's about, Reylo is a great ship.
UK/Ned - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the sea.
SpUK - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the sea AND bitter rivalries.
France/Austria - You're always a sucker for bishis with amazing hair.
France/Switzerland - Your new favorite meme is that exchange that's like "Go fuck yourself!" "Fuck me yourself you coward!"
HK/Taiwan - You like the Asian gang and you are heterosexual.
Hong Kong/Macau - You like the Asian gang and want to fuck twinks.
Engmano - You want to fuck twinks but you don't like the Asian gang.
China/South Korea - You like the Asian gang but you don't want to fuck twinks. OR your ideal date involves getting your senpai to notice you.
DenGer - You don't like the Asian gang and you don't want to fuck twinks.
RusPru - When you were a kid your mom told you some boy was being mean to you because he likes you and you never let go of that.
RusLiet - You either want a yandere bf or you want to BE a yandere bf.
Germany/Hungary - Your ideal relationship dynamic is team mom/team dad. Also this one is probably somewhere on the men getting pegged scale. It's in there like a little bit at least.
RusPol - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of deep-seated mistrust.
Russia/Cuba - Your ideal date involves seizing the means of production AND you're into bara.
Poland/Hungary - You are a firm believer in mlm/wlw solidarity.
Spain/Belgium - You have a Pinterest account that you use to plan your wedding to a man you have yet to meet.
Turkmano - Your new favorite meme is "I want that twink obliterated."

HunBela - You're just here for some women who can step on you.
RusBela - You would also commit murder for Russia.
HunUkr - You're always a slut for gay cottagecore.
Hungary/Ukraine/Liechtenstein - You're a firm believer in inherent eroticism of pet names.
Hungary/Belgium - You're just here for some yuri.
PruAusHun - You believe the phrase "It's not gay if it's in a threeway" is for cowards.
Hungary/Romania - You believe there is no force in this world more powerful than the draw of a good old-fashioned hate fuck.
PruAus - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of petty antagonism.
Prussia/Belarus - You thought Fifty Shades of Grey would've been better if the girl was the dom.
Prussia/Poland - You think the key to a good rom-com is making sure the main couple hates each other for a good like one third of the movie at least
Prussia/Belgium - Your ideal relationship dynamic is Beauty and the Beast.
Baltic Trio - You're just here for some dudes who didn't sign up for this shit.
RusLat - You think exposure therapy is the best way to work through trauma.
FinEst - You don't understand people who say they wouldn't date their best friend. Like, aren't you best friends with them for a reason?
BelaUkr - You've been getting really into Killing Eve lately.
BelaLiech - You either want a yandere gf or you want to BE a yandere gf.
Ukraine/Liechtenstein - Some people say flat is justice, some people say oppai is truth. You say: Por que no los dos?
Turkraine - You are either really horny, really heterosexual, or both.
Swiss/Aus - You are a firm believer in the sexual tension inherent in bartering.
SuNor - You're always a slut for characters who act like nothing fazes them but go soft for one person.
Turkey/Egypt - Your ideal relationship dynamic is a vaudeville comedy duo.
Netherlands/Turkey - You're always a slut for guys willing to throw down over flowers.
Belgium/Canada - You can only read hentai if the main characters are two consenting, married adults who love each other very much and mainly stick to missionary.
Monaco/Belgium - You believe there is no force in this world stronger than the bond between two women who are sick of a man's bullshit.
NedDen - You're always a slut for guys with this kind of spiky hairstyle.
Denmark/Thailand - This is the same joke as NedDen, but even more so and with less canon validation.
UK/Belgium - You are severely disappointed with the general lack of male tsunderes.
EngPort - You believe there is no force in this world stronger than the bond between two nations who are sick of Spain's bullshit.
NedPort - This is the same joke as EngPort, but even more so.
NedRomano - You're always a slut for grumpy characters who go soft for one person.
Portmano - You think the best way to resolve a love triangle is by ignoring the axis.
FraCan - You wrote RPF of your teachers [Cue the I'M GOING TO JAIL clip].
NorIce - You're always a slut for retiring to the country to live a quiet life.

Any 1P/2P nation - Two possibilities. Either your answer to the question "Would you fuck your clone" is: only if they're evil, OR you think shipping your OC with a canon character is a little too self-indulgent but you really wanna ship your OC with a canon character.
Any 2P/2P ship - You just want to fuck villains. And really, who wouldn't?
Any micronation ship - You are a firm believer in ignoring the main cast in favor of cool-looking side characters. Alsooo [Cue the FBI OPEN UP!!! clip]
Allied powers/Allied powers - You believe every chaotic gay friend group could be improved by turning it into a polycule.
Axis powers/Axis powers - You think joking about being in a polycule is the gateway drug to actually being in a polycule.
Any nation/Any mochi - You are a monsterfucker.

Alternates:
America/Australia - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances.
Gerpan - You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of doing science.
Germancest - You like this series despite Italy, not because of him.
Giripan - You're always a slut for good representation of same-sex couples in a healthy relationship.
AusHun, but not PruAusHun - You don't understand why anyone would fuck around with an unstable love/hate relationship when there's a perfectly happy marriage right there.
PrusHun, but not PruAusHun - You don't understand why anyone would care about a happy marriage when there's an unstable love/hate relationship to fuck around with.

Spain/Belgium - You have a Pinterest account that you use to plan your wedding to a man you have yet to meet.
NedDen - You're always a slut for guys with this kind of spiky hairstyle.

i feel called out.

yoooooo nice anon

/rolls up sleeves

looks like i'm gonna be busy!

Denmark/Sweden: You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other
Amen.

Iran/India
- You believe that 👏 thick 👏 thighs 👏 save 👏 lives
- You're a firm believer of the childhood friends to lovers trope

Iran/Israel
- You're always a slut for 👏 men 👏 getting 👏 pegged
- You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other
- Your ideal relationship dynamic is Enemies to Enemies With Benefits
- Your ideal relationship dynamic is femdom

America/Israel
- You're really horny, but you're also a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances
- Your ideal relationship dynamic is jock/nerd

that was fun :) thanks anon!

omg wait is this for ocs or did we get canon iran and israel??

they're ocs! but there is a canon iran. I just don't like his design

anon i don't wanna pester you but google doesn't give me any results for canon iran, do you have like a link or place to look? i wanna see!

yeah sorry probably bc it's considered the persia design rather than Iran's
http://hetalia.kitawiki.net/index.php?title=Persia

but it's such a nothing design compared with the ask-iran blog on tumblr, that these are the ocs the got stuck in my head

oh yeah that one, isn't that just persia? like how greece has mama greece and egypt has mama egypt, etc. the wiki page says under trivia "It is stated that he has grandchildren and adoptive children, implying that he is not representative of the successor states to the Persian Empire such as Iran. In an image posted to Bamboo Thicket, he is shown with a child that is likely one of these countries"

so hey, maybe you're in luck anon!

nah I'm good tbh

I don't trust hima with these characters and at this point after 10+ years in the fandom I've fleshed out my headcanon for them so much that I don't need to see them canonized :')

oc ships, nice! hmmm if you can pick out one descriptor per ship i can futz about and see if i can make it into a post like this one but for ocs;

https://zombiebookworm.tumblr.com/post/654899184344973312

but only if you wanna of course!

omg! I wasn't expecting it but I'd really appreciate it!

Iran/India: You believe that 👏 thick 👏 thighs 👏 save 👏 lives
Iran/Israel: You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other
America/Israel: You're really horny, but you're also a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances

if you want to add pics to the post, could you use (and obviously credit) cuscatlanaziz/ask-iran's designs? they're my fave...
https://cuscatlanaziz.tumblr.com/post/65172166948/iran-and-india-being-fashion-girlfriends
https://cuscatlanaziz.tumblr.com/post/41809161127/why-cant-i-hold-all-this-americaisrael-these
https://ask-iran.tumblr.com/tagged/oc%3A-israel

thank you anon ;3;

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