part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

[aphanon_meme]

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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[lux_n_burg]

[He's feeling so many conflicting emotions at once!]

Jo, mäi Kand A-anonym?
Yes, my child?

[Luke Anon, ech sinn äre Papp!]
[Insert famous misquoted Star Wars line here.]

[(Anonymous)]

Papp... will you buy me a hoverboard?

And a pony?

And give me life advice so I don't start down a wayward path?


This is what Papps do, right??

[Luke: NEEEEE]

[lux_n_burg]

What's a hoverboard? A fancier skateboard?

[Or a movie lie, like flying cars by the year 2015?]


Bu-ut I don't have a Pony either.

Wait, I know!
Perhaps you can practise with Peltze first? I mean she's almost pony-size.

[A big fluffy dog is better than nothing?]

Life advice?
...Um, always stay away from France, don't listen to England's suggestions...
but those might be too nation-specific?

How about: In the greatest need, the sausage tastes even without bread?
Don't drink beer after you had wine and always remember,
there are plenty of legal ways to save some of your money from getting swallowed by taxes.

I- I'm sorry, Anonym, I am not an expert when it comes to raising [human or any other] children.

[News at 11. And: mee der Muecht bei dir sinn.]

F r a n c e - b y s

[magnifique]

[ I-Isn't that a little too harsh, Luxembourg?!?? ]

Re: F r a n c e - b y s

[lux_n_burg]

[Excuse him, he just wants to make sure his maybe or maybe not child isn't exposed to any kind of bad influences.]


[Although to be fair, there are many more in his eye(s), it's just that France and England were the first that came to his mind,
the latter already qualified for the whole Brexit mess alone, not to mention anything else.]


Something the matter, Herr Nachbar?
Mr. neighbour
[An attempt to be a parent was made...]

pffft you mention France and a France just might appear to defend his name!

[magnifique]

[ oh merde he got addressed!!.... ]

[ He'd agree with you on England!! France has little idea of what's gotten into Angleterre these days, but
he obviously doesn't like it either!! It's not lonely!! It's not! ]
( Where did most of the other Nations he's aware of most disappear to, anyway....
he knows Allemagne is around too but that's different, Allemagne is always too stiff!! ) [ Don't make France attend a World Meeting these days!! ]

The only thing 'wrong' was me feeling somewhat bad vibes just now!!

It was enough to drag me back 'here' for a minute even though I've been cooped up in my house, too!!
-- so I could check in on what that was about!

Anyway, Luxembourg probably knows that despite 'peeking in' on this place, I have lately gotten along well with many of not only my own, ( Obviously!! ) but also other Nations' citizens these days!! ( French grumbling ) Even some of Angleterre's!!
Who were all much more fun than him, funnily, but
I especially met many from Japon's house!! There were quite a few lovely ones from there!
Many asked me about French, and my cooking skills!! ( It's true, actually, he even helped people out in some small places )
The young ones ( Of varied ages!! Even children! ) were all surprisingly keen to learn much about France!!

I just felt a suddenly surprisingly strong need to say that, that's all!!

[ A.K.A: Stop sending him bad vibes!! He has enough on his plate with what seems to be Angleterre being moody from afar!! ]

1/2

[lux_n_burg]

[Perhaps Lux ate a cursed croissant this morning or whatever helped this summoning to happen, he might never know.
But he does let France talk, without interrupting him.]

[And the other nations? Those probably got eaten by eyes.gif,
which might explain why they're so slow nowadays... too full to move faster.]

[All that explaining might have been more convincing sounding to him many, many years ago.
Before he had been in the middle of a tug o' war between France and Prussia.
And before all those French citizens regularly commute to work at his place.]


Ah...
I wasn't aware that a private, family matter type of conversation was so important to you.

So, are you finished with your strong need to say something?

2/2

[lux_n_burg]

[And no real bad vibes here, just a polite warning.]

[smiles politely] Because that still doesn't mean I will allow you to flirt with my potential anon child.


[He might send someone some E-mails, about a certain EU-member slacking off, but who knows~
Although he still considers him to be a good business partner, if that is any consolation.]

[:'3]

1/2

[magnifique]

( France was only half-listening in to meme chatter so... )
[ He has much better things to do, after all!! Maybe can buy a croissant ---- Wait ]

--- Who said anything about --- ( Luxembourg has a wHAT )

2/2

[magnifique]

--- Onhonhon, I see, Luxembourg

( Luxembourg has a partner now?? Well, that France wasn't quite expecting )

-- Well, there's no reason to bring moi up when you have been so busy!

[ And if you let Allemagne know he's here, you might come across yet more croissants! And possibly a lot more than just croissants--- ]


After all, since I was treated and acknowledged so well elsewhere, Luxembourg obviously has no need to keep bringing me up!
Angleterre may have been a bit annoying at times, { his more appreciative citizens aside } but Roumanie proved to be quite the fun drinking partner!

1/2

[lux_n_burg]

...


Busy?

[No more smiles for you, monsieur.]

Your hearing has gotten very selective, I hope that is not a sign of your age, Monni.
*Uncle

Well, I wasn't even talking to you before, but you didn't pay attention to that either... not that it matters now. [sighs]

[Well, of course he's an easy target to threaten with violence and other things,
he wont get into a fistfight or something, like France likes to do with England.]

[But neither talk about drinking partners, mental or croissant-shaped curses or even worse things concern him right now...
except if he sees France again on a weekday on the meme, he might remember to write those e-mails!]

Re: 2/2

[lux_n_burg]

[But what he did realise just now, is that he still doesn't know if this whole sudden parenthood situation is even real.
Either the anon simply made all that up (how unsurprising) or the mysterious mother wants nothing to do with him and that would be just sad.
And he does actually feel saddened right now.]

[So, he has to talk more with that specific anon in question,
who seems to have left in the meantime. And without any further disturbances.]


Now if you'll excuse me, Frankräich, France
I have to buy someone a pony.

[Or at least one of those really big toy ones.]


Äddi.
*Bye.
[And with that said, he goes searching for his "child".]

[But searching for other nations would be a good idea as well. ;3;]

1/2

[magnifique]

"Selective"?? No, I heard well, Luxembourg, mon ami!

You mentioned there before you suddenly have a child!

And that can only mean ----

2/2

[magnifique]

[ Luxembourgs' ignoring him ................. ]

[ well, it's not like France particularly wants to fight Luxembourg anyway! ]

[ France just doesn't like sudden bad vibes out of nowhere, like anyone else wouldn't, non? ] ( Even Japon crushes bad vibes that come their way! )


( he'll call after anyway ) --- If it's ponies Luxembourg's looking for ( onhonhon ) France has quite many of them, you know~!

[ ...No, seriously, he probably does ] ( Luxembourg should consider! )

[ and maybe also consider not sending emails to Allemagne!!! (Will take note to not appear on weekdays....) ]

And thanks for the thread! :'3

[lux_n_burg]

[Let's just say, France was at the wrong place at the wrong time.]


[Hopefully he wasn't implying pony play or something along those lines,
that would be too much for Lux nerves.]

[Pro tip: When he is in a much better mood, France should instead offer to show him a place where they can drink good wine first,
instead of skipping straight to the kinky stuff.]

All good o/ 1/2

[magnifique]

[ Just because Luxembourg's mind was in a dirty place in this exact moment doesn't mean France's was!!! ]

( He was actually being serious for once... ) [ France can give good advice sometimes!!! ]


[ What sort of French person wouldn't like the beauty of horses?!? ( Besides, Luxembourg was who mentioned a pony to begin with! ) ]


( ...He's feeling a recurring pattern TM of miscommunication right now... ) [ But since when does France not miscommunicate? Not that he'd realize it ]

2/2~ o/

[magnifique]

[ ...Oh well, Luxembourg finally lessened the pressure so ]

( Check your email later, Luxembourg! You'll find [ Sent as if ~in a hurry~ ] recommendations for where to look to buy [actual, real!] ponies in France )
[ Somehow he also missed that Luxembourg may have been looking for a toy ]


[ --- After all, if Luxembourg has such a cute child now, the child should be spoiled, non~? ]


( Also included, links to a handful of articles such as: " THE BEST Dating advice for Single Fathers ! " )

[ Provided they run into each other again, France would have no problem bringing up drinks~ When Luxembourg explains his troubles TM more clearly~ ]