part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

[aphanon_meme]

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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[(Anonymous)]

I didn't get him anything... I feel bad

[(Anonymous)]

He didn't get anything to you either!

[(Anonymous)]

... why does that hurt

jeez louise anon

[(Anonymous)]

germany has to bake a giant cake for your birthday or other occasion to make up for it

and jump out of it

as a stripper

scratch that, every nation should do that from now on

[1amkeit]

Excuse me.

[Rather than doing what Anon above suggests, he goes to a different room and some loud and weirdly mechanical for some reason noises can be heard while he sets up something. Then he returns, opening the door to reveal...!]



You have one hour.

[(Anonymous)]

/diff

Yoooo is that the fukken dashcon ballpit?

/dives in!

[1amkeit]

This is the "It is Germany's birthday" ball pit.

And be careful, Anonymous! Don't move too brashly are you'll injure someone!

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Germany, how can I ever thank you for this wonderful gift??

[strips naked and jumps in]

[1amkeit]

Don't mention it, An-

H-HOLD UP!

DON'T JUST UNDRESS LIKE THAT, ANONYMOUS!! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!

[Don't make him grab you and drag you out of there before your hour is up.]

[(Anonymous)]

[throwing around balls in the NuDe]

But Mr. Germany... it's my birthday suit!

[1amkeit]

Tch, Anonymous! This is no laughing matter, a birthday suit is not an actual suit!



...Anonymous!!

[Goes to pick up your clothes, then rolls up his sleeves. He marches up to the ball pit like this is a very serious matter, all to try and find you so he can wrangle you back into your clothes.]

[(Anonymous)]

that's how birthdays work dude

what are you, some kinda commie?