part 372 boom de yada boom de yada

[aphanon_meme]

Hey a new part!! It's 2023!

Life is short, life is weird, boom de yada.

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/Driveby

[1amkeit]

[Did someone call the humor police? Because Germany has arrived.]

That's not funny, Anonymous! Don't make light of such things!!

noice

[(Anonymous)]

[takes a picture of Germany like he's a rare Pokemon in Pokemon Snap]

/Reverse-by

[1amkeit]

[Well, as long as you took the picture of his good side so not the Ruhrgebiet.]

[Stares.]

It's polite to ask first, Anonymous.

/gives Germany some gas money for driving back

[(Anonymous)]

O-Oh! You can speak. I thought you could only say your name. Fascinating.

[jots this all down in a notepad]

Would you say your diet is mostly berries, mostly vegetables, or the raw flesh of animals you find in the wild?

Okay, that gave me a laugh Anon

[1amkeit]

Why on earth would you jump to such a strange conclusion?!

[Germany's still just staring. He's heard of Pokémon of course, but he's not so familiar with it that he's connecting the dots.]

None of those! It's potatoes, barrels of beer, and cabbages! [...And döner if you include street food.]

What's the reason behind all these weird questions, Anonymous?

!!

[(Anonymous)]

[keeps taking notes]

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm... would you say the cabbage and potatoes were raw? Or cooked? Do you find it in the wild?

[taps the paper with their pen]

I'm writing a report on rare Pokemon, and you seem to be the rarest of them all.

[1/2]

[1amkeit]

[While Germany isn't exactly smiling, his usual frown is relaxed enough that he could, eventually, begin to smile. It's not often he sees an Anonymous engaged in note-taking and serious scientific research!]

Definitely not. I cook cabbage and potatoes, or have them cooked, before I consume either. [He shakes his head at that.] When I was a younger nation, I used to work the fields from time to time. Nowadays, I often get them from local markets, farmers, or supermarkets, but I also have multiple standing trade agreements with my fellow European nations, as well as Egypt and Israel for an approximate value of [aaand rambles on and on about boring details.]

[2/2] Hope you don't mind if Germany breaks Meme's 4th wall again!

[1amkeit]

Pokémon? Ah, that is, that media franchise of Japan with Pikachu, the electric mouse?

Hold on just one second, Anonymous, I'm not a Pokémon! Pokémon are characters from a video game, anime and manga series originating from Japan's house.

...Obviously I can't be a Pokémon, because I'm not a drawn character showing up in a serialized Japanese manga or anime.

{OOC?} G h o s t b y s

[jipanghost]

( Kiku has no idea this conversation is happening because Kiku is at Home. Playing Pokemon ) [ among others ]

( but if Kiku knew Germany would bring it up this way Germany would get a thumbs-up as the go-ahead signal anyway! Kiku's Done Similar so Germany Is Doing Fine )

Re: {OOC?} G h o s t b y s

[1amkeit]

[Somewhere out there, Italy must be proud of their developing interpersonal skills.]

{one more} G h o s t b y s

[jipanghost]

( Well Kiku can't deny Kiku hasn't talked to even Italy-kun about Pokemon since {including on Meme} )
[ so even Italy-kun would probably agree?! ]

{ There were some from even the Pokemon world in some "places" Kiku was once in, however. But Germany doesn't know this and to Kiku, Kiku still mostly considers them as "beings who came to life via {Japan's heart}" and Kiku sometimes kept emotional distance from such ones Kiku recognized to avoid such fourth wall-breaking potentials. So yes, Germany, You're Doing Great Kiku might still be emotional over those "Places" and time periods Kiku was in but Germany doesn't need to know that!!1! }

( and Kiku totally hasn't likely gifted Italy-kun {that Kiku knows from the 'main world' or Kiku's 'world'} plushes of Pikachu since. If Italy-kun displays them around Italy-kun's house, though, Kiku wouldn't fully know every spot Italy-kun's used. Maybe Italy-kun kept them lovingly stored away Italy-kun wouldn't sleep all cuddled up with plushes at night right???. So there's that! )

{ But Germany is work-focused and . such and Kiku doesn't know if Germany would enjoy these types of gifts
Kiku's still kind of embarrassed displaying Interests around Germany
so Kiku's held back giving similar to Germany. Maybe some day... }

Re: {one more} G h o s t b y s

[1amkeit]

[Meanwhile, even though Germany can see some patterns in Japan's behavior, the why behind it sometimes remains a mystery. It's almost like he's speaking to Austria and his vague way of talking.]

[Who knows, one day they'll get there, maybe.]

no I love it, it's a great line lmao

[(Anonymous)]

[takes notes studiously] Mm-hmm, I see, I see--and why don't you grow and harvest your own vegetables now? Do you have a farm?

[takes more notes until you deny being a Pokemon]

[chews on the end of their pen because it's tasty, maybe]

I do believe you are a Pokemon, my sources wouldn't mislead me in this! It is possible I have misunderstood Pokemon's language capability, but surely, the basis of my research cannot be wrong!

[are anon's sources eyes.gif who were fucking with them??? probably.]

♥!

[1amkeit]

The humans in my home do a fine enough job on their own, so I purchase my food from them. No, I don't own a farm.

[Puts his hand to his chin, thinking over his answers to ensure you get 100% accurate information.]

I suppose I do sometimes help the old couple with their farm in Schles- [He stops himself before finishing, since he'd rather keep that information private.] Ah, it doesn't matter. My daily tasks involve too much paperwork and important meetings to tend to my own farm anyway. [Because the Germany-type nation-tan is weak to bureaucracy.]

That's definitely wrong! This kind of scientific approach is admirable, Anonymous, and I wish some of my fellow nations were as thorough as you...! But I'm not a Pokémon! I don't go around repeating my own name!

[Pause.]

Well. T-That is, except during football matches.

Re: /Driveby

[(Anonymous)]

I like German butts and I cannot lie
you other nations can't deny
that when Deutsche walks into the meeting first
with a big fat wurst
you check out those guns, wanna pat the buns

Re: /Driveby

[(Anonymous)]

Happy 2026 big man