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Challenge Post (Challenge Ends After Part 14)

part 10 challenge

The Challenge:

Challenge entries are to be anything creative - a story, a drawing, a poem, a song, etc etc - that centers on, was inspired by, or is about something from any part of the anon meme. Your favorite moment, some memorable wank, a weird thread, you name it! So there's no end to what your entry can include.

Rules:

1) Entries must be posted as a comment to this challenge post, not to Part 10 of the meme.

2) Entries can be posted anonymously or as a logged-in comment.

3) While there is no minimum word count or rule regarding how 'professional/finished looking' any entries be, entries should be your best effort! :)

4) When posting your challenge entry, please follow the following format:

Subject line of your comment: "Challenge Entry (art/fic/song/etc) (A Title)"

You may include comments about your entry in the body of your comment if you'd like.

5) You may enter up to two entries for this challenge. This goes for both logged in and anonymous.

6) You have until Part 14 is maxed to post your entry here. After Part 10 is maxed, I will gather up the entries and create a poll post. A prize is still being worked out, hopefully I can think of something neat!

Anything else:

-This post, while on the anon meme, is strictly for posting challenge entries and any resulting comments (feedback, etc) - not for general anon meme use!

If you have any questions about the challenge, feel free to ask on Part 10 (you should probably put something like 'question about challenge' as your comment subject so I notice) or message me.

Have fun!

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You are also amazingly fast. <3

WHOA WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE

[fff okay one thing before I resume working on requests. Also, are we allowed to have multiple entries?]

Russia is used to taking what he wants unwillingly, ripping it away from those who struggle, pulling people apart to get what he wants. He is used to always having to take, take, take, whether those he takes from want it or not.

But this time he reaches out and finds that what he wants is given to him, offered freely.

The other embraces him, pulls him close, touches the sensitive spots on his back - scars masked under layers of cloth, but of course the other knows where every one of them is. Russia gasps lightly at the feeling of the fingers. The touch is so like his and yet not, subtle differences in the callouses that show that for once there is someone else beside him, someone else who cares and wants to touch him and wants to give himself.

Russia smiles at the other and kisses him deeply, because he wants to give too. He will give everything to the other. All of his love and all of his pain and all of his need and everything, everything, because he knows this time it is safe to give. The other will take all of it happily just as Russia has for him, and they will be happy that way forever, giving and receiving without force, without fear, without suffering.

He kisses his other self again, the other Russia, the mirror image that is the source of love for Russia and the receiver of Russia's love, and knows that never again will he have to take.

"You may enter up to two entries for this challenge."

HELLO I CANNOT READ

Thank you!

For

bunniofthemoon and everyone who digs this pairing.

At first I wanted to do an America/Lithuania FST, but seeing that there are several FSTs centered on these characters, I decided to give something more rare like Turkey/Greece a shot.

Mirror
A Turkey/Greece Fan EP

Intro.
Raunchy - This Blackout Is Your Apocalypse

1.
Fear Factory - Bite The Hand That Bleeds

One more drop of blood I spill
One more drop you take
One more drop and I will spite
And bite the hand that bleeds

2.
Korn - Hey Daddy

You fuck me up
I'm gagged and bound
You pick me up
When I am down

They carry this thing inside of me
Wants to get out
All it does is scream and shout
I'm trying not to let them out

3.
Slipknot - Snap

Besiege me
I kiss your cancer
Deceiving, this doesn't matter
Becoming degraded, dated
Behind me, one more
I swear I'm gonna snap

All I want is what is mine

You ain't no fuckin' friend of mine

4.
Machine Head - Now I Lay Thee Down

I want to know
How it feels
When we die
Can you take me under?

Dream over
Grieve no more
And breathe one last time
Now I lay thee down

Was it love?
Was it murder?
Within the eyes of the beholder

5.
Seether - Fuck It

I guess I like it when we play
(The way you drag me down)
I guess I like it when you hate me
(The way you drag me down)

Fuck it! I see you in me
Fuck it! I feel you in me
Fuck it! I'll heal you in me

I guess I like it when we fight
(The way you drag me down)
I guess I like it when you smite me
(The way you drag me down)

Bonus Track.
WASP - Hate To Love Me

I know your emotions
Are slaves I've bound and I've tied
You'll never be free
Cause your Master's chained to your life
The mad eyes of your lover
In through your soul I see
No you'll never run

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?wjjdzwlc2we

(http://www.imeem.com/)

Im on a Meme - Aph Anonmeme (http://www.imeem.com/people/xL4c3Jx/music/bu6YZN1D/aph-anonmeme-im-on-a-meme/)

Big props to

haircurl, who wrote this sweet track. I am only the crappy rapper with no life. ;3;

Thanks for the love, guys. &hearts

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
How the crack-art used to make me smile.
And if I made a Canada post,
Those Canucks would reply like crazy and boast
And maybe we could shoot the breeze for just a while.

But anime rumors made me shiver
With every n00b who failed to deliver.
“How I LJ cut?” on the front page,
I could not contain my RAGE.

I can’t remember if I hated
When the anon meme was first created,
But soon we all become so jaded
The day the anon meme died.

So bye-bye to the main commune’s shite.
Maybe later I won’t hater,
But the memes are alright.
And good old anons were drunk and high as a kite,
Replying, “Soon I’ll have to call it a night,
“Soon I’ll have to call it a night.”

Did you write that delicious smut,
And make comments about Spain’s tight butt,
Even if DAT ASS compels you so?
What’s with jfen’s dim sum and bao rolls,
Do the azns stare into your soul,
And is camwhoring really sinking that low?

Well I know you fap to filthy het,
‘cause I saw you de-anon on accident.
It lead to some /wrist
As we started singing ~Einsamkeit~.

I was a ronery anon full of self doubt
With some good intentions and a JSTOR account,
But I knew crack shippers were going to pout
The day the anon meme died.

And I was posting,
“Bye-bye to the main commune’s shite.”
Maybe later I won’t hater,
But the memes are alright.
And good old anons were drunk and high as a kite,
Replying, “Soon I’ll have to call it a night,
“Soon I’ll have to call it a night.”

Now for a few months we’ve been on our own
And mochiblobs *meep* like when turtles bone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the hipster sang Buono Tomato
On a vespa, chubby as pizza dough,
We began to tote Prumano as our OTP.

Oh, and while Eurovision was going down,
Norway’s song was heard all around.
Some hopes and dreams were dashed,
But it did lead to some slash.
And while anons cited books for their OT3,
Doing it for the history,
We all knew they were meant to be
The day the anon meme died.

And they were posting,
“Bye-bye to the main commune’s shite.”
Maybe later I won’t hater,
But the memes are alright,
And good old anons were drunk and high as a kite,
Replying, “Soon I’ll have to call it a night,
“Soon I’ll have to call it a night.”

Euro-neuro to wank over guro,
The cute pics of injured Feliciano
started a wave of angst en-masse.
We knew the bad blood wouldn’t last
Like all wank that happened in the past
It ended with delicious porn and some sass.

Now stalking [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] on the main community
While the rest complain about frenchxrose on Tegaki
Our nerves started to rasp,
But that [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] wouldn’t lapse.
Our threads were linked to the main commune
And the anon meme hate renewed so soon.
Do you recall what was the tune
The day the anon meme died?

We started posting,
“Bye-bye to the main commune’s shite.”
Maybe later I won’t hater,
But the memes are alright.
And good old anons were drunk and high as a kite,
Replying, “Soon I’ll have to call it a night,
“Soon I’ll have to call it a night.”

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
Trolling Omelge and showing our face
In camwhore threads some always miss.
So Plushenko be nimble, Plushenko be quick.
Plushenko sucked on a lolli-stick
‘Cause Chupa Chups is the athlete’s only friend.

Oh, and by the previews I had gauged
The next ep would be "Cleaning Out the Storage".
No cute fluffy [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Could sooth my rage as then
Week after week came the same old vaunt
As engrish clips began to taunt.
Most thought it’d be better if they oughtn’t
The day the anon meme died.

Anon was posting,
“Bye-bye to the main commune’s shite.”
Maybe later I won’t hater,
But the memes are alright.
And good old anons were drunk and high as a kite,
Replying, “Soon I’ll have to call it a night,
“Soon I’ll have to call it a night.”

I decided to go to 4chan,
And I asked them if they could lend a hand,
But they just told me to lurk some moar.
I went down to the main commune
Where I would post once in a blue moon,
But the fans there made me feel physically sore.

And in the comments the fan girls *squeed*,
The oldfags sighed and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] creamed,
But not a comment was spoken.
The image links all were broken.
And the three men here I shipped hardest:
Itoshiki, [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com];
They thought a break was for the best
The day the anon meme died.

And they were posting,
“Bye-bye to the main commune’s shite.”
Maybe later I won’t hater,
But the memes are alright.
And good old anons were drunk and high as a kite,
Replying, “Soon I’ll have to call it a night,
“Soon I’ll have to call it a night.”

And they were posting
“Bye-bye to the main commune’s shite.”
Maybe later I won’t hater,
But the memes are alright.
And good old anons were drunk and high as a kite,
Replying, “Soon I’ll have to call it a night.”

I kind of hope this WON'T be first place, since it wouldn't be fair to those who might not like the subject. But I'll throw this out here since it is inspired by part of the meme AND it references two memes in one:
http://i43.tinypic.com/24qppvn.jpg

I'm sorry I couldn't include everything, and N. Italy is more of a general help person than a dating one, and Sealand is just jealous because he doesn't have a show of his own. ♥

-----

Sealand flipped through the channels; why wasn't anything ever on at this hour! All because stupid jerk England wouldn't splurge for the TiVo he wanted ("We could watch anything we wanted! Whenever!"), now he was stuck with... nothing. Stopping on one show that looked promising, Sealand blinked his eyes and tried to follow what the American host of some weird new reality show was saying but - he spoke so fast. "So basically," he caught, "you gotta guess a number, and the person who guesses closest gets to climb the rope ladder first! Whoever does this fastest is the one to pick who the two worst--"

Sealand changed channels, hoping there was something, anything, better on... maybe - an explosion caught his attention, and his finger paused on the remote buttons as the camera panned and showed a comical close-up on the poor Austrian host who looked ready to rip someone to shreds. "Who the hell," he was saying, "put fucking gun powder in that?!" Apparently it was live TV. "I swear to everything holy, if this isn't fixed--" but he was unable to continue as suddenly, Sealand's television turned a nice shade of blue and bold, black letters appeared at the bottom of the screen, stating the show was currently suffering some technical difficulties, and not a few seconds after Sealand had finished reading a commercial for viagra was playing very loudly, and Sealand hurridly changed to something else before England came down and freaked. Plus those commercials were weird.

"-- this beautiful, authentic Tiffany look-alike," a leering albino said to the camera, "is something that you really do not want to go without! Look at the fucking diamonds on this thing, man -- oh, we're not aloud to say fucking?"

"Have you ever been sitting at home, sending letters and licking stamps and wondering to yourself, 'why am I always licking stamps? I wish there was some way that I could just get someone to lick them for me'? Well, now you don't have to wonder, because for just-- h-hey, Mr. Camera-man, I'm over here! No, what are you doing you're supposed to be focusing on me the show isn't done--"

"--econd letter comes from a Feliks in Poland, who asks: 'Dear Feli - what do you do when you're like, uber upset over things? 'Cause like, my friends have been like totally avoiding me lately, and I've tried asking them what's up but they just say it's nothing, even though I know it's like, definitely not nothing. And also, it's so cool that like, our names are almost the same!' Well, I would believe that what they're saying is the truth! Maybe they just need their own space right now, or something is going on, and they'll tell you about it when they're ready! But in the meantime, make sure you stay happy, so rent some nice videos and make yourself comfort food, like pasta! If you have family you can be with, hang out with them; the most important thing I've learned is the family is--"

"I can't believe it," someone was saying to another, "I can't believe you would... do that." The young Korean who was speaking looked up at the person, and Sealand saw in his eyes the weirdest mix of hate, love, sadness, and drama then he had ever seen before. "You told me you loved me! And then I find out that you got someone else pregnant, and she's going to keep it, and you're just going to leave me for her?! How could you!!" Ugh, Sealand groaned, and changed it; soaps were never his thing anyway - that was more something Arthur would like.

"You asshole," came a new voice, and a well-dressed, Italian-suited man was filling his screen, "I don't give a fuck about you or your feelings-- get the fuck off my show!" A cowering girl holding some burnt macaroni ran off, and the chefs assistant, or whatever he was called, stepped up beside him. "Dios mio, Romano, what have I told you about that? You can't be so mean to people!" Romano, as he was called, scoffed, "I can do whatever the fuck I want, this is my fucking show, and I'm an amazing fucking chef and my opinion is amazing, goddamnit!"

Turning the TV off, Sealand muttered something about bossy buggers and how when he was King of the World, he would boss all those bossy people around, and wouldn't he show them. For now, though, maybe it was best to just go to bed. Nothing good was ever on at this time, anyway.

well the first thing i do is

first wake up
like m_f
turn on the pc
like m_f
wait for boot-up
like m_f
use the bathroom
like m_f
go back in my room
like m_f
start the browser
like m_f
open the meme
like m_f
read through threads
like m_f
hit on denmark
like m_f
get rejected
like m_f
swallow sadness
like m_f
i'm called a troll
like m_f
rant on my journal
like m_f
bawww deeply
like m_f
demand respect
like m_f
eat a bagel
like m_f
get picked on more
like m_f
no respect
like m_f
drink some milk
like m_f
shit on ito's desk
like m_f
take a picture
like m_f
camwhore thread
like m_f

fuck new pictures i'll post the same one again

pussy out
like m_f
puke on ito's desk
like m_f
jump out the window
like m_f
suck on denmark's dick
like m_f
score some pepsi
like m_f
hit my head
like m_f
suck my own dick
like m_f
eat some chicken strips
like m_f
chop my balls off
like m_f
black out on the meme
like m_f
meet a giant fish
like m_f
fuck it's brains out
like m_f
turn into a jet
like m_f
bomb the russians
like m_f
crash into the sun
like m_f
now i'm dead
like m_f

[Lyrics rewritten from "Like a Boss" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c)]

I have the manliest voice ever, right.

(http://www.imeem.com/)

Im in Love with Anonymous - Anon (http://www.imeem.com/people/lDDoypv/music/IfbXir2z/anon-im-in-love-with-anonymous/)

Thanks to whoever wrote the lyrics♥

Anonymous get up get pocky
Mumumugen goes to his job
Anonymous have scarring chats with Hetalia_kink
Kink mod says to Anonymous that she is very diligent
but her output on stinks
her meme is functional and elegant
what do Anonymous think
Anonymous think maybe Kink mod want to write goddamn porn herself
Anonymous just say it out loud
Anonymous are crazy and proud

Anonymous likes Old Fritz
Anonymous like DAT ASS and Mr. Louie too
Anonymous very simple girls?
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Anonymous like you
Anonymous like you

Anonymous hang around their computers
tell you that Camwhore looked nice
Anonymous offer post you Geritalia porn now
bring some tissues bring some ice
you say Dude I love you porn but what will Fandom Secrets think?
“Why bring up them in this thread anon. Who cares? They stink!

and...that is all I have right now...

Anonymous lurk the meme
instead of doing their homework
Anonymous is liking that vore
Anonymous is feeling that gore

Anonymous likes Old Fritz
Anonymous likes DAT ASS and Mr. Louie too
Anonymous are very simple men
with a heart for bunny_mamen
Anonymous likes the meme
Anonymous likes the meme a lot

Anonymous have every reason
to come to this place
Anonymous just keeps on posting to see Ito’s pretty face
Much rather not go to sleep eat some ramen
Take piss, miss max
This meme fulfilling in many different ways
It helps you relax
Anonymous think someday s/he have the first post in a brand new anon meme part
Anonymous just waiting for now
Anonymous say someday, somehow

Anonymous likes Old Fritz
Anonymous likes DAT ASS and Mr. Louie too
Anonymous are very awesome humans
with heart for cute things and gay men
Anonymous likes the meme
Anonymous likes the meme

I'm fail for forgetting this!

I'm posting.

All the way back here.

Woah shit son.

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