part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[strings a rope from one side of the doorway to the other near the bottom before retreating to a safe distance]

[may you all trip on it and fall facefirst into bombs]

#46

[(Anonymous)]

[She saw what you did and will follow you for it] [You're a killer and you must be dealt with]

Re: #46

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[continues walking on]

[hopefully he's far enough from those explosives by now]




[hopefully you haven't noticed he's noticed you following him]

#46

[(Anonymous)]

[She hasn't, as she's being careful of you not discovering too soon] [She'll keep her cleaver close just in case she has to use it]

Re: #46

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[heads for the forest]

#46

[(Anonymous)]

[She continues to follow from afar]

Re: #46

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[ducks behind a tree]

#46

[(Anonymous)]

... [She loses sight of you] [She stops and sniffs the air]

Re: #46

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[doesn't hear your footsteps anymore]

[he takes this opportunity to sneak his dagger out as quietly as possible]

#46

[(Anonymous)]

[She crouches down, cleaver in hand, and ears open for any sudden noise]

Re: #46

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[chews on his lip as he peeks out behind the tree at you]

[shit, why do you have a cleaver]

[he crouches to pick up a rock off the floor, and tosses it hard in the opposite direction hoping to distract you with the sound]

#46

[(Anonymous)]

[And it does, as she looks over to the direction where the rock hits the dirt]

[(Anonymous)]

You're lucky you don't have much family involved in this game, kid. Looks like getting murdered by brothers is a thing around here.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[shrugs]

[(that went right over his head)]

Japan's around, if he counts.

Shot me in the arm, too.

[(Anonymous)]

/pokes your arm

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[FLINCHES AND SPRINGS BACK]

What was that for!?

[(Anonymous)]

I just wanted to touch it!
It's better than touching your cock, right?

[xiaolongbaozhu]

No!

[--wait what]

--I mean, yes!

[WHAT THE FUCK ANON]

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, then...

/skitters into your pants
/touches your cock. skitters all over it. wheeeee!!

[(Anonymous)]

LEWD

[(Anonymous)]

No, sorry, that's my Dad's name. I'm Stan.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[!? FUMBLES AROUND IN HIS PANTS]

H-hey, get out!!

[WHHHHHHAT THE FUCK EYES.GIF]

[(Anonymous)]

Shhh, shhh, it's okay!

/SKRRRRTS

Just let me touch a little bit more and I'll tell you anything related to the game? I've got eyes everywhere, you know!

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[UGHHH YOU'RE AN EYES.GIF AND NORMALLY HIS FIRST GOLDEN RULE OF THE MEME IS NEVER TRUST EYES.GIFS]

[but as this is.. a life and death situation he's stuck in. literally.]

....h-how much is a little more.

[BITING HIS LIP REALLY HARD DOES THIS HAVE TO BE IN PUBLIC HE DIDN'T WANT TO EVEN BE SEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE]

[(Anonymous)]

Just a little bit more! How about I answer your questions while I go on with my business? You can ask as many questions as you want until I'm done here!

/drags his little giffy legs against your cock skrrrrt