part 341 bunches of hocus pocus

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Meme. IT'S. OCTOBER!!!!!! The best month of the year! Pumpkins! Witches! Everything Halloween! Scary movies and TV shows and that cold, crisp feeling in the air... ahh. Maybe we'll even get a new Halloween post from Himaruya!

Enjoy part 341! if you dare

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Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I'M A GROWN UP.

DID YOU STEAL THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR????

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

SO? THE COOL ME ONLY HAS TO LISTEN TO THE GRAND MASTER!!

....What's a cookie?

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

I AM THE GRAND MASTER OF YOUR GRAND MASTER.

I KNOW YOU TOOK THEM.

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

ARE NOT!!! THAT'S THE POPE!

[Gasp hdu] I DIDN'T STEAL!! THAT'S A SIN!

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

WELL....WELL I'M STILL THE BOSS OF A LITTLE SHRIMPY THIEF LIKE YOU!

/holds hand out expectantly for cookie.

NOW GIMME.

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

I'M NOT A THIEF!!! I BET YOU STOLE THE COOKIE AND ARE TRYING TO BLAME ME!! SINNER!!! FART FACE!

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

[Munch Crunch Crunch somewhere else on the meme]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

[Oh my god at least show her what cookies are before letting her take the fall for you!!!

Also share please?]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

[No!!! Sharing and honesty is not part of the description of "Evil Twin"!!]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

[Follows her ears before angry.gif scolds her more!!!!]


Who's there?

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

--!!! [SHIT. FOOT STEPS APPROACHING, EATS. FASTER. FAST EATING IS A SURVIVAL SKILL WHEN YOU HAVE LIKE 43093I5934 BROTHERS.

She will find him sitting under a table, his mouth crammed and cookies littered in his lap]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

[YOU ARE SELFISH AND TERRIBLE. Never mind she would do the same in order to hoard food.

What is that giant white lump under the table? Hmmmmm....]

Little Gil!?

[K-Kind of missed you!? Help what are babu feelings!?]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

[UNFLINCHING. A TRUE WARRIOR DOES NOT FLINCH]



Nff wddle!! [He's bigger than you, god damn it. lotsa crazy jaw movements going on.]

'llo. [greets ya, all casually]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

Are so! [But you're younger because she said so!]

What are you doing? [crawls under the table to poke your cheek.]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

Not!! [Swallows!!]

Destroyin' evidence so God will forgive me!! [breaks a cookie in half and stuffs it into mouth again. Munch Curnch crunch. Smell good ta ya?]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

Are!!!!

But what is it? [Reaches for the other half?]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

NOT!! [FOR THAT, HOLDS IT OUTTA YOUR REACH, ANNOYING ASS]


Tch!! The too smart me won't tell something like that to a knows-nothin' tattle tale so easily!! If you wanna know, swear yourself to secrecy!!

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

[TRIES TO CLIMB OVER YOU. GIVE IT!!!!]

Shows what you know!! I'm the best secret keeper!

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

LIKE HELL YOU ARE!! GEDDOFF!! GED!! OFF!!! [SHOVES, SHOVES!!! CRUMBLES THE COOKIE IN HIS FISTS, MOTHERFUCKER]

PIG SHIT!!! JUST SWEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! [FLAILS AT, GET OFF OF HIM, YOU VIOLENT ANIMAL]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATR ON THEE BIIIIIIBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEE!! SWEAR IT!! OR I'LL BREAK ALL OF 'EM!!!!

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

[SHE'S NOT EVEN BEING VIOLENT OH MY GOD YOU BABY!!!!]

ARE SO!! YOU GIVE IT GIVE IT!!! [TRIES TO SAVE THE COOKIE. YOU. MONSTER.]

STOOOOOPPPPP ITTTT!! STOP IT! I SWEAR ALREADYYYY!

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

[All you get is crumbs. AND SHUT UP, HE'S CONDITIONED BY EXPERIENCE THAT HER MOVING TOO FAST IS QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY PUNCHING]


--!![SHUTS UP]


.....Good!! Cross your heart and swear to die too!! [Doesn't even wait for you to do it. CONCIENTED HEAD TILT AND CHEST PUFFING OUT]

It's a cookie! And if ya didn't know that, that means you're a peasant!

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

[Bawwwwww. Inspects the crumbs.]

It looks like a biscuit!!

[UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE she has very little exposure to sugar.]

This is just hard bread! [POUTS. YOU TRICKED HER!]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

[Spoiled? Who's spoiled? Surely not him]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBTTT!!!


Showing how much you DON'T know as usual!! If you don't WANT any, you won't GET any, Baldy!! [BREAKS another one in half because they're freaking huge and munches it]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[princessknight]

[This is why you're bigger than her!]

I didn't say tha- GIVE IT!!

[Dives for it again! Taking advantage of the fact you're scared of her~]

Re: CHILDRENNNN!!!!!

[teutons]

[FDFKSJNDFKF UNHOLY DEMON FROM HELL, FLINCHES and whoops lets go of the cookie in his hand]



H-HEY!!!