part 342 nightmares on elm street

[aphanon_meme]

Nightmare on Elm Street 342: Freddy Applies for a Passport. I think it'll be a hit! Oh, meme. It's still October. The awesome-ist month of the year! For about a week and a half more, anyway. I have been watching horror movies and contemplating putting up fake cobwebs--but I think my cat might eat them. Do you think, meme--do you dare to hope--we might get some Halloween doodles from Himaruya this year?

Enjoy part 342! And whatever you do: don't. fall. asleep.

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[snow_n_sunflowers]

[He likes this anon.]

[They have very appropriate reactions to Prussia's 'tude!]

Ah, thank you anonymous! I was thinking that I would have to do the same thing myself~

[(Anonymous)]

I MAINTAIN STRICT DISCIPLINE.

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Buhyooo! Pats your head]

And you are doing a very, very good job!

[dererste]

[OH LOOK, AN ADULT.


SORTA. CLINGS TO, HIDES FUCKING BEHIND YOU]


SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET ME AWAY FROM HER!!! YOU'RE INDEBTED TO ME FOR TOLERATING YOU FROM CHILDHOOD!!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Hmmm?

[Turns this way and that trying to look at the totally manly not at all scaredy Prussia behind him.]

Away from who? The soapy anonymous? Well that is your own fault, you know! Maybe if someone had done that to you when you were a bratty little child things would have been different!

[dererste]

[TOTALLY MANLY AND TOTALLY FEARLESS]

How the hell is it my faaaauuuuullllltt?! [WHINES]

They're harassing the considerate me for trying to keep the meme a better place!! Ah--nothing against you but when you come around, it gets fucking chilly!! Which is another way you're indebted to me!! You owe me a favor for tolerating the cold even now!!! [FROWNS AT THE LAST PART]


And oi. Don't say that to me like the same can't be said for you!! [Personally, he'd punt little you if he could]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Keeping the meme a better place.....

What a rude thing to say....

[It's not his fault if it's cold! Maybe General Winter was around here somewhere!]

I am indebted to you for tolerating me? That might be one of the silliest things you've ever said, ahahaha!

You were much brattier than me. Running around and screaming at the top of your lungs and running right into frozen lakes even when you were warned~

[You could try. But it'd be like stubbing your toe against a brick wall~]

[dererste]

[UHOH UHOH]

AH--There's nothing rude about the truth!! I-It's not rude, only true!! IT'S HONESTY!! If you can't handle honesty, you haven't grown up at all!! [Nice save, Gilbert!]

The only thing fucking silly here is you!! Nevermind!! Being so close to you is giving the cool me mange!! [He doesn't like your laugh, back aways from suddenly. He's got goosebumps all over his skin and he thinks his hair is thinning]

Keh...Says the guy who as a little boy went around strangling half drowned children?!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[How many eyelashes have you lost this time?]

But.....

[Tuuuuuurns around ever so slowly and places heavy hands on your shoulders]

It's not honesty. It is lies. Very mean lies.

[He won't bother answering that last line. You know what happened. If anything you owe him for saving your silly butt.]

You look......nervous.

Ufufufufu~

[dererste]

[14 and he feels a nosebleed coming along]


--!!! [STIFFENS. Goes so rigid]


Y-YOU!! WH-WHAT'S WITH THAT TOO HAPPY FACE, HAH?!! I-If you're starting with me, I'll ruin your entire day!!! [There's only one thing to do when confronted with that face and weird laugh, PUSHES YOUR FACE AWAY. Get off!!]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[When did he start holding onto a statue?]

Are you trying to do an impression of a person made out of stone? You feel so tense!

[Squeeeeeezes those shoulders and smiles wider.]

There's no need to be such a coward, Prussia! I'm not so scary~

[If he was going to say anything else, it was cut off by HANDS IN HIS FACE. Who pushes someone's face!?]

What are you doing?? You shouldn't touch someone's face without permission, stop pushing!!

[Never mind that he just touched you without permission. Never mind that he touches everyone without permission.]

You had better stop or I'll smack you!

[dererste]

[LOSES IT. HE'S HAD A VERY STRESSFUL LAST FEW PAGES ON THE MEME AND YOU THREATENING HIM AND BEING A HYPOCRITE IS THE STRAW THAT BREAKS THE CAMEL'S BACK.


PINCHES YOUR CHEEKS. PINCHES ALL OF IT. TWISTS YOUR NOSE]


SHUT IT, YOU DAMN ELEPHANT SEAL!!! You put your hands on me first!!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Is it because of his creepy hamster baby? Russia tried to congratulate him to make him feel better!]

Let go of me-OW OW OWWW!!

[THAT'S HIS NOSE NOT A TOY! STOP TWISTING IT! And his poor cheeks!!]

STOOOOOOOOP! That HURTS!!

[Watch for his flailing hands, because now he's just smacking at you randomly. You're not supposed to fight back anymore!]

[dererste]

[THAT WAS NOT HIS BABY AND EXCUSE YOU HE'LL ALWAYS FIGHT Back when he is angry enough to forget how scary you are]


ARE YOU CRYING, HAH?! I'LL MAKE YOU CRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY TODAAAAYYY!!! [Or he'll try, you have bricks for hands and THAT HURTS And some connect especially hard because fuck it you're stronger than him AND AFTER A GOOD FINAL NOSE SQUEEZE HE LETS GO And scrambles out of reach, breathing hard]

L-LE-LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[He's tearing up because you're BREAKING HIS POOR NOSE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?]

[Well at least he got a few hits in. And that's right, run away because you can't beat him! HAHA!!]

Ouch ouch oooooooouch! Why did you do that??? What a naughty thing to do to your friend!!

[Glarepout glarepout. He's not letting you get away with this that easily!]

Come back here and apologize for being so unpleasant!

[You'd better make a run for it, because HERE COMES RUSSIA RUNNING OVER THERE!!]

[dererste]

PEH!! I hate your shitty guts too damn much to be your friend!! [SPITS ON THE FLOOR JUST SO YOU KNOW HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP]


YOU COME HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEENGGGGGGGHH!!

[RUNS!! OR TRIES TO RUN!! RUNS THE WAY HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS RUN WHEN THE MONSTER IS COMING AT THEM AND THEY'RE SO SCARED THEIR LEGS FORGET HOW TO WORK AND THEY'RE FALLING OVER AND SCRAMBLING TO GET UP AND MOAN CRYING FOR HELP BUT ARE SO FUCKING SCARED THEY FEEL PARALYZED AND TRYING TO MOVE AGAINST THAT SO THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE RUNNING IN SLOW MO. THIS IS PRUSSIA RIGHT NOW.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[He has to fall and break his leg or just sit there and scream instead of getting up. Then it'll be just like a horror movie!!]

[JUST LIKE A HORROR VILLAIN RUSSIA STARTS TO ADVANCE SLOWLY, KEEPING PACE EVEN THOUGH PRUSSIA WAS RUNNING AND SHOULD BE FAR AHEAD. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FALLING SO MANY TIMES, THE MONSTER GETS YA!!]

STOP RUNNIIIIIING!! You have to take your punishment!

[This is it: the final move. There is now a Russian launching through the air in your general direction. The world's largest nation is LAUNCHING AT YOU LIKE A WRECKING BALL!]

You're going to get it now!!!

that ICON GOD

[dererste]

[SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMS BLOODY MURDER AS HE GOES DOWN. FLAILS AND STRUGGLES AND WIGGLES AND JIGGLES]


M-MERCY!! MEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRCYYY!! W-WE'RE EVEN!! WE'RE EVEN!! I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!! S-SO--LET GO!! OI, YOU LISTENING?! I SAID MERCY!!! LET GO!!

Re: that ICON GOD

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Russia used tackle. It's super effective!!!!]

No mercy. You need to be punished and then you need to go to your room and think about what you've done!

[Is he crushing you under his weight? GOOD. Flail all you want, he's not getting off until he's made you pay.]

Now....you're going to get what you deserve.....

[Reaches to your face. Slowly, to draw out the suspense and.....]

[TWISTS YOUR NOSE AND SQUISHES THOSE CHEEKS REALLY HARD AND RUINS YOUR HAIR WITH RUFFLING]

Are you sorry now? You had better be sorry now! Apologize or I continue!

[dererste]

[SPUTTERS]

YOU--!!! [SDJFNSKJF CAN BARELY BREATHE WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING. Nope, Nope he is not sorry, HE WAS TRYING TO BE CIVIL WITH YOU AND THIS HAPPENED. HE OWES YOU NOTHING, GOOD SIR]

[DOES THE ONE THING HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO AS GDR AND NEVER DARED TO. ]


[SPITS AT!! There's your apology.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

But I didn't hear you the first time! You were speaking so quietly that barely anything was audible!

Don't be so angry, Prussia. Deep down, I think you feel bad about saying such hurtful things to me. Apologizing isn't so bad!

Here, I'll show you.

I'm sorry, Prussia, that you feel the need to yell all the time. It must make your throat hurt, and I'm sorry for that too.

[Best apology. And he's not letting go.]

Just say it oooooonce! It's not that hard!

[dererste]

[Okay, you get a disbelieving chortle for that apology]


Kesesesese....Go drown in your piss in a ditch, Ivan. [Maybe calling by your human name will make this less humiliating. UGH HE'S SO SICK OF YOU, HE'S GETTING A RASH FROM BEING NEAR YOU. STRAIIINNS AGAINST YOUUU]


Sor. ry. Now fuck off!!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Huffpuff well that wasn't nice at all! It seems like they went backwards at this point.]

[Not that he's all that surprised. And at least he got an apology.]

You should learn how to be more pleasant to others, Gilbert. Maybe they would find you less irritating then.

[Say as many mean things as you want, he knows he won. He spanked you like a child and got you to the point of crying.]

There's the word I was trying to hear! Good job, after throwing such a temper tantrum!

[He'll accept it for now and lets you go.]

[dererste]

[SHOULDA TAKEN HIS APOLOGY WHEN HE WAS FEELING CONTRITE]


[GONNNA SCRAMBLE THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU. Is a mess. His hair is all fluffy and fucked up and his face is red and his clothes are disheveled and his shirt is all ridden up from being across your knee and struggling so his belly is exposed. ANGRYYYY but there's nothing he can do]


[BESIDES RIP HIS SHIRT OFF AND TOSS IT FULL AT YOUR FACE ANGRILY BECAUSE HE WANTS TO HIT YOU FROM A SAFE DISTANCE AND IT'S TOO COLD TO SACRIFICE A SHOE AND IT'S A MANLY THING TO RIP OFF YOUR SHIRT WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY, HE'S SEEN IT ON TV]

KISS MY PALE PASTY ASS, IVAN! [NEVERMIND THAT YOU BASICALLY SORTA DID BUT WITH YOUR PALM AND OFF HE GOES, STORMING AWAY TO DRINK AWAY THE FACT HE WAS JUST SPANKED BY HIS GREATEST ENEMY IN THE WORLD AND IT TOOK ONLY FIVE SMACKS TO BREAK HIM]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Buhyoo buhyooo now you really look young all ruffled and blushy!]

[He's half expecting you to burst into tears and stomp your feet.]

You look like I have disciplined you effectively! Keep this little lesson in mind the next time you want to run your mouth, da? And fix your shirt, it's starting to get cold.

[Oh wait never mind. Because now that shirt is in his face and he just sits there confused because WHY did you just strip and toss your shirt at him?]

Did I scramble your brains with my smacks, Gilly? What an odd sort of tantrum to have!

[That last insult just earns a smile and a cheerful wave goodbye. You're not going to rattle him after he just won so handily!]

Bye bye Gilly! Go put on another shirt so you don't catch a cold, okaaaaaay~?