part 342 nightmares on elm street

[aphanon_meme]

Nightmare on Elm Street 342: Freddy Applies for a Passport. I think it'll be a hit! Oh, meme. It's still October. The awesome-ist month of the year! For about a week and a half more, anyway. I have been watching horror movies and contemplating putting up fake cobwebs--but I think my cat might eat them. Do you think, meme--do you dare to hope--we might get some Halloween doodles from Himaruya this year?

Enjoy part 342! And whatever you do: don't. fall. asleep.

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Comments

[luckycountry]

Oh? Ya sure? It's a big 'un.

[(Anonymous)]

I like big... crocs.

It means I have to get resourceful!

With big


crocs

[luckycountry]

Resourceful, huh. What do ya do with them then?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, it depends on the croc! You'd be surprised at how easy it is to subdue a croc with my hands! Even kisses can be affective!

[luckycountry]

Sounds like ya pretty good at wranglin'! Think it's best when it's quick, but doin' it slow can be ace too...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate to brag, but...!

You know, I think it all depends on the croc. Sometimes you gotta wrangle them hard and fast to get what you want, but sometimes it's best to give them a little tease! You know, let those crocs think they have the upper hand for a little while. Every croc is unique~

[luckycountry]

Variety's the spice of life. Crocs sure are unique, but can tell ya, mine's pretty special. What makes ya think ya can handle it? Bit temperamental sometimes, if ya know what I mean.

I'm making so many terrible puns in my head right now "Australia's 'croc' is a brat...wurst..."

[(Anonymous)]

Temperamental! Maybe it just needs to be whipped... figuratively? into shape! It's no good to have a croc that is poorly behaved.

omg anon, you're the wurst! (good work)

[luckycountry]

Ya sure 'bout that? Some folk find it more fun when it doesn't behave. Like to keep folk on their toes, can't be careless with crocs.

I'm the cock of the walk!

[(Anonymous)]

I'd rather be on my back than on my toes with a croc! Or hands and knees. ... Orrrr potentially upside down, but I haven't tried that at this point. Seems like it'd make someone dizzy.

[luckycountry]

Probably wouldn't improve ya wranglin' if ya were dizzy. If ya gonna wrangle mine, best be on good form, ya know? Ya back or on hands and knees seem like good ways to do it to me.

[Also dizziness can potentially lead to chundering and that's no good in...cough, "wrangling".]

[(Anonymous)]

Well.

I don't know about you, but I'm more than ready to wrastle a croc.

[luckycountry]

[Clears his throat.]

Alright, but not here.

[There's an eyes.gif in this thread after all.]

[(Anonymous)]

Of course not.

[takes your hand]

[leads you to salvation croc wranglin']

[luckycountry]

[Is led away.]

[This is his croc's lucky day.]