part 342 nightmares on elm street

[aphanon_meme]

Nightmare on Elm Street 342: Freddy Applies for a Passport. I think it'll be a hit! Oh, meme. It's still October. The awesome-ist month of the year! For about a week and a half more, anyway. I have been watching horror movies and contemplating putting up fake cobwebs--but I think my cat might eat them. Do you think, meme--do you dare to hope--we might get some Halloween doodles from Himaruya this year?

Enjoy part 342! And whatever you do: don't. fall. asleep.

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[kingkongeriget]

[stops whining]


[head tilt]


[how's he gotta do that?]

[tourkokratia]

You gotta get me a new brain!

[obviously]

/one google search for gross halloween recipes later...

[kingkongeriget]

[hey, hey, he's getting slow in his old age, okay?]


[goes off to get brains]








[comes back with a tupperware containter full of spaetzle he found in a fridge!]


[ta-da! brains!]

LoL!

[tourkokratia]

[sniffs at]

[that smells like delicious leftover brains]

[opens his mouth cause dead people can't feed themselves]

Ah!

/cries: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/21/halloween-recipes_n_1973997.html

[kingkongeriget]

[....but]


[.....but he doesn't have thumbs]


[pushes over the container that he can't open?]


[...he can try chewing it open, but that'd get messy...]

I wish I could bake and make some of that stuff!

[tourkokratia]

[lays still, mouth wide open and waiting]

Ah?

[peeks an eye open to see what's the holdup]

the meatloaf hand, cauliflower brain, and bat wings look pretty straightforward!

[kingkongeriget]

[...flips the container over and tries to paw the lid off?]

I'm actually eyeballing the brains right now

[tourkokratia]

...

[sits up and watches]

You can do it!

yay!

[kingkongeriget]

[chews on the lid until it gives]


[picks up the container and holds it out]


[...now. where were they?]

[tourkokratia]

[cheers!]

You did it!!

[oh yeah, dead]

[lies back down and opens mouth again]

Ah!

[kingkongeriget]

[tips the container over]


[flop goes the spaetzle]


[lentils. everywhere.]


[sorry, lil' dude]

[tourkokratia]

[splat, all over his face]

...

[starts nomming on the bits that actually fell in his mouth]

Mm!

[kingkongeriget]

[headbump]


[so, is he fixed?]

[tourkokratia]

[giggles and sits up, the remainder of the meal splatting into his lap]

I'm alive!!!

[kingkongeriget]

[BARKS]


[HE LIIIIIIIIVES]


[THE CREATION LIVES]

[tourkokratia]

YOU DID IT!!!

[throws his hands in the air]

Oooooooooo!!

[kingkongeriget]

[victory howl!]


[and victory snuggles. picks right back up where he left off and curls up around him again]

[tourkokratia]

[but now he's all dirty and yummy!]

[snuggles back against you and starts munching on the rest of the meal]

[kingkongeriget]

[after his skin-shedding misadventures last part, he's feeling pretty flexible about his cleanliness]


[also, being temporary relieved of responsible adult duties on account of being a bloodthirsty monster is kind of nice]


[swishes his tail around happily]

[tourkokratia]

[eyes your tail, urge to pull rising... rising...]

...

[reaches for it]

[kingkongeriget]

[barks]


[bad human!]

[tourkokratia]

[quickly pull his hands back to him]

I didn't do it!!

[kingkongeriget]

[phew]


[puts his head down in prime petting territory]


[petting is fine, but watch the brain, okay?]

[tourkokratia]

[he can do petting!]

[pets with vigor]

[and cuddles]

[and eats]

[this is a good day]