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aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-02 07:10 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-02 07:10 pm
part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy
Enjoy part 343!
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/GRABS ONTO AND NEVER LETS GO
[LIES he got drunk on the rum balls Denmark gave him too.]
Are you keepin' out of trouble, old man?
;u;
[picks him up with a scowl]
Hmph. Did this place give you sweets for Halloween?
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[Picked up! Grins back cheekily at the sight of that scowl.]
Yes! 'pparently if ya dress up as a ghost and knock on doors, people will give ya food! Don't know why. Did ya dress up and get sweets?
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No, that's for children. How many of the sweets did you eat? Too many, I'll bet.
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Ya always in trouble. Especially when drunk.
[Perks up.]
Lots! I met a lady and she gave me a cake...cup! Even remembered to bow to her!
[He's not completely beyond saving!]
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I am not! Stop disrespecting your- uh, your bloody guardian, will you?!
...Lots? You didn't eat it all at once, did you? [at least he was moderately polite, congrats Oz, England can allow the smallest glimmer of pride to enter his heart at that]
You weren't scared by all the costumes and such? [though the thought is hard to imagine of Australia, really]
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[That smile says it didn't sink in at all. Still proud of him for showing him up in front of the lady Austria?]
Did! Wasn't a problem till it came back up!
Nah, even the bloke with the spooky castle and rum wasn't that scary!
[After things like the shark incident? He's fine.]
gotta sleeeeep, tag back soon /lies on
You were sick--?
[wait, something more important:]
And you had rum? [okay, so he's probably being hypocritical. he drank when he was pretty young too. and he probably wouldn't have even had that much issue back in the 19th Century, where this Australia's from. but. modern day values rub off you.]
sleep well! <3 /squished
Only a little! And yes! Rum balls he said they were. Strong in large amounts!
[Frowns because that sounds like he's in trouble and he didn't even do anything wrong! He's aware that this place isn't his time now but value changes since then? He's not so good on.]
Didn't cause any trouble! Good as gold!
<3
[grumble grumble. the end of holloween always puts him in bad spirits.]
You-- [sigh] Just don't go around taking alcohol wherever you want. It's not... uh, civilised, these days. For children.
[England of course, can drink it whenever he likes and still be a proper civilised gentleman.
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But why? See adults drinkin' booze still! If it ain't civilised for nippers, why is it for them?
[This time is weird. Everything's different! Even England is a little if he's honest but he doesn't think about that.]
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Children aren't allowed to drink it until they're older. Or they- They get ill! You'll get sick if you drink alcohol, alright? Plus it's frowned upon.
[he puts Australia down on the meme couch next to him.] Now bloody do as you're told.
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So do adults!
[Pouts as he's put down on the sofa.]
No! Ya can't make me! One day I'll be big and then I'll make ya do what ya told!
[CROSSES ARMS and scowls. He's just being contrary for the sake of it now.]
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When you're older you'll be a damn annoying lout! But you won't get older at all if you don't behave yourself.
[Because showing responsibility and respect for England is clearly how Australia shot up all those years ago.]
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[C'mon England, his currency is still rum at this point, he needs it for trading at least.]
[Frowns, knows there's something wrong with that statement but can't pick out exactly what it is. Wait a second...]
What's big me like??
[Big eager expression, tell him he's fantastic and the best nation ever.]
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[Why would you want rum, Australia, when you have your guardian's amazing cooking to look forward to?
scowls, pausing just a moment to think of an answer to that.]
He's an idiot.
[that works. a
handsomeidiot]no subject
Those spiders don't count they came in by themselves]Could ya just buy me some instead?
[Now thinking his older self must be great if he's caused that kind of scowl from England.]
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[picks him up again. they're going to have some delicious home made English food and Australia is going to love it, god damn it]
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[This is his least favourite part of England visiting. He'll eat it and it'll be vaguely traumatic.]
[Despite the trauma, still taps his shoulder to show he wants to ride on his back. Maybe he'll whine less about his cooking if he does.]
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[he picks Australia up over his head, and slots him onto his shoulders.
before he makes his way into the kitchen, looking in the fridge.]
Ahh, you see. We have some British sausages here, they're delicious!
[they would be delicious, perhaps. if England weren't the one cooking them.]
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[A decade earlier and this would be a full on temper tantrum. Instead he's just pouting and still kind of pale but also not trying to get away. Yet.]
What did those sausages ever do to ya?
[They do look delicious, it's true, but he knows what happens to them when England cooks them.]
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[wait, no, don't answer that.
he puts Australia down on the table gets busy frying the sausage... or rather... leaving them to fry while he peels the potatoes, grumbling more to himself than Australia.]
Stupid ungratefulness... America would've never at that age.
[huff grumble]
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[There you go, England's food is better than starving. Just. That's the closest he's getting to a compliment.]
[Watches England cook and swings his legs as he does. It's like watching a car crash! Or a carriage crash in his case.]
Think that's burning!
[It's not actually. It might be in relation to that last comment.]
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[he will take that compliment. see, his cooking isn't that bad!
glances at the stove, frowning. god damn it, lad, stop worrying him like that.]
It's not burning at all. And it won't be! Now be quiet.
[time to boil the potatoes. and poke the sausages. probably not enough, as one side of those sausages really are beginning to burn.]
/flails and desperately pretends that I'm not so horribly late sorry ;3;
[Grins at seeing England fall for it. Hilarious! Apart from when the sausages actually do start burning and then it's just disappointing. Again.]
But it is now.
[Eyes those potatoes as England prepares them. He doesn't watch England cook very often, for various reasons, and it is interesting to sit and watch.]
not as sorry as me omg I missed this ;;