part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

[aphanon_meme]

stock up while it's on sale! Anyway: I. can't. believe. it. I really can't. I mean, I do believe it. So I guess I can believe it. But STILL. I've been saying all month that we'd get doodles, if anything, but--AN EVENT. An event! <>A real event. With ghosts! And mysterious happenings! And Hong Kong being a butt! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Enjoy part 343!

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[fruited_plain]

[Hey it's her lucky day, she's not getting an unwanted hug. This is great.]

At least it's not boring like some peoples!

[Like his.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

What you call boring, I call simple and efficient. Your flag is a little obnoxious with all of the stars and such, don't you think~?

[Reaches out. Ruffles your hair to oblivion.]

this would look very strange to any onlookers

[fruited_plain]

[SCREAM STOP TOUCHING HER HAIR]

It's not obnoxious, it's a work of art!

[Reaches up and twists his into horns.]

Re: this would look very strange to any onlookers

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Owowowowow!

[He doesn't have enough hair for this!]

A work of obnoxious art! Let go!

[RUFFLERUFFLERUFFLES YOUR HAIR! It's like a tornado hit your head now!]

[fruited_plain]

[OUCH]

Hah, you admit it's art!

[twirl twirl twirl]

[Gives it a final tug and ducks out of the way to the side, hands on her head and patting her hair down.]

You shouldn't just touch a girl's hair like that, this stuff takes like hours!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Now his hair really is sticking up like horns!]

You look like you had a fighting match with the wind and lost!

You take hour to do your hair? You don't have that much! If you're not pleased with the style, I can muss it until it's acceptable~

[fruited_plain]

No but do you know how much blow drying goes into it?!

[None.]

[She pouts and straightens it out and looks up at him - and bursts out laughing.]

You've got horns!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

I don't! Is it many, many hours? I would think that would burn all your hair off!

[Furrows his brows at that laughter. Don't laugh at him.....oh yeah, his hair.]

Did it stay that way? How funny!

[Tries (and pretty much fails) to smooth down his hair.]

How could you? Don't you know that this took me hours to do~?

[fruited_plain]

You've got short hair!

[Kettle, black. Whatever.]

You can just smooth it down and it'll go- uh- it'll go back! Eventually! [It's not going back and she's laughing more. She can't even imagine what her own hair looks like right now and she blows some out of her face that decided to curl up her nose.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

It's not going back! What if you put permanent horns on my head?

[Don't say one word about it being fitting. Not one word.]

What if.....what if someone dyed your hair pink! What then?

[fruited_plain]

[No way.]

Then I'd have pink hair, that's what! Besides, I think the horns are a good look for you! If they won't come out you could always cut it.

[snow_n_sunflowers]

You wouldn't mind? But what if it looks bad on you!

[Squints and tries to picture her with pink hair.]

Horns don't look good!

[Brushes brushes brushes at his hair with his fingers until it flattens.]

There! But yours is still so funny looking!

[fruited_plain]

It'll wash or grow out eventually.

[She's not like extremely attached to it if she's being honest. She doesn't want to look stupid, but it's just hair! And she doesn't even have one of those "special" ones like bro.]

I bet that makes you happy!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

I thought that was something women got upset about a lot.

[He says this, but he wouldn't be the least bit happy if he woke up with pink hair! He might even tear up a little bit!]

Maybe....I will dye your male self's hair pink! He might have more of a reaction~

[fruited_plain]

[Laughs.]

It's the wrong time of year for April Fool's! He might get back at you if you do it!

[He would be so upset.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

That's easy! I just won't let him! And he'll be too busy crying over his bright pink hair, he won't be able to do anything!

[Flawless plan. Flawless.]

Ahhh but now you know so you can't tell him!

[fruited_plain]

But if I don't he'll be really mad at me too! I mean I'd have to pretend I totally don't know anything at all, and it'd be a lot of work...

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Just pretend you know nothing! It's easy easy! And then we can watch him flail around and get all upset about it~

That wouldn't be a lot of work come oooooon!

[He's whining now, you'd better agree!]

[fruited_plain]

It would! He's me, so he knows when I'm not telling him something! I swear he's got like ESP man. It's creepy.

[And it goes both ways. Russia has no idea.]

Give me something worth my silence and his hair's all yours.

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Is that true? How bizarre!

[Something worth her silence....hmmmm....]

I will, ah, I don't know! What is it that it takes Americas to be silent? Lots of junk food?

... did she break his nose yet for his "gift" to Lithuania? I can't remember.

[fruited_plain]

Maybe. If it's the good kind! But I can get that on my own time!

Nope! Poor Russia's nose :(

[snow_n_sunflowers]

So greasy fatty food won't work! What will?

I can give you....

[Digs around in his pocket and pulls out a little matryoshka doll. Don't question the things he keeps in his coat.]

I can give you this! Isn't it cute?

OH MY..... Ah maybe I'll skip it since I had forgotten doing it the first time I meant to aha.

[fruited_plain]

You just carry stuff like that around in your pockets?!

[It'd be like her pulling a doll out of her shorts! She looks at it incredulously.]

It doesn't explore or anything, does it?!

He would have NO idea what she broke his nose for at this point!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Yes! I carry everything I might need in my coat!

[Apparently he needs this doll.]

Explore? Heehee it isn't alive! It's just a doll with other dolls inside of it!

[Holds it out. It's little painted eyes and smile are enticing, right?]

EXPLODE. I MEANT EXPLODE. Lol crap I'm going to bed. Goodnight dear Russhya.

[fruited_plain]

I mean it's not gonna blow?

[She doesn't know man. For all she knows you cursed it or something. She reaches out and takes it, feeling and listening for any "ticking" noises. Yes she knows bombs don't tick anymore. No she's not going to stop.]


[... It is sorta cute in a weird way.]