part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

[aphanon_meme]

stock up while it's on sale! Anyway: I. can't. believe. it. I really can't. I mean, I do believe it. So I guess I can believe it. But STILL. I've been saying all month that we'd get doodles, if anything, but--AN EVENT. An event! <>A real event. With ghosts! And mysterious happenings! And Hong Kong being a butt! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Enjoy part 343!

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Re: I didn't even see it!

[dererste]

[STAINS YOUR WHOLE DAMN COAT ON PURPOSE]

Re: I didn't even see it!

[marszmarsz]

Ewwwwww!

Prussia is grooooss!

[Yet he takes pictures of it. Who knows, it could be useful one day.]

[So glad that Russia is taking care of you.]

Re: I didn't even see it!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Is not in the itty bitty least surprised.]

Prussia likes to dig himself deep holes. He always has~!

[Bounces. Hard.]

Get it all out, and then I won't have to deal with it.

He really is like a big ball of gross!

[dererste]

[WHOAH BOUNCIES]


[This is al ittle fun]

[slightly]


[is enjoying himself tremendously]

[Take him home kindly and he will reconsider using your scarf as a handkerchief]

[marszmarsz]

[Ok he's got enough.]

[He's off to look at cute things to forget about all of this.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

The next time he is disgusting, I'm going to leave him with you Poland. Just letting you knoooow~!

[The idea of Poland trying to drag Prussia long makes him giggle. He somehow didn't doubt that Prussia would get himself into this situation again.]

Mmm, Prussia. If you were awake, why didn't you say something? You wanted me to draw a mustache on you, didn't you? You wish you could grow a mustache like that!

[Bounces again.]

[dererste]

[Damn it, Poland's gone and not talking feels a little dangerous so fine, he'll cut his act out and push himself so he's not hanging off your shoulder anymore...be a good Rssia and put him down gently.]


I'd rather die honorably than make a scene with you in front of Polen, kesesesese.

[snow_n_sunflowers]

You threw up all down my back and looked really gross. I don't think you looked so good in front of him.

[Laughs at Prussia's idea of not making a scene.]

By the way, your face looks very good! So much better!

[Oh no, he's not putting you down. He's going to start walking and he's going to bounce you all the way to the meme couch.]

[dererste]

Kesesese!! Me and Polen grew up together!! He's seen worse!! Bet he's never seen you covered in vomit, hah? Tears, maybe, but today's dinner and shit, like hell!! [TRIUMPHANT. excUSE YOU, Polen knows him well. And apparently, you do too. he's surprised you knew he was faking it. BUT WHATEVER, He didn't embarrass himself at all but made you unhygenic. It trades off okay in his mind. shut up. ]

Tch!! You two lack fuckin' creativity!! I won't let something like that get to me!! AND OI!! [BouNCING IS STARTING OT BE UNFUN]

CUT [BOUNCE]


IT!! [BOUNCE]


OUT!! [BOUNCE]


I'll spew on you again, damn it!! [yoU'RE MAKING HIM NERVOUS. STOP IT]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[He really isn't incredibly bothered. With you, it's almost like a petulant child spitting up. Enjoy that flattering comparison!]

I thought we did a great job! Your face looks so good! And it was permanent marker~

[Have fun washing that off! And he took a picture, for posterity's sake]

Bouncey bouncey bouncey! Don't throw up again no no!

[He has enough nastiness on him, so he'll put you down. He sheds his coat after that and throws it over your head.]

You're going to clean this, by the way. Since you made it a mess!

[dererste]

[HE THINKs HE'S WON INSIDE HIS BRAIN AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. YOU WON'T TAKE HIS VICTORY AWAY FROM HIM]


Psh, nothing a scrub from my too cute, incredibly strong, muscular little brother can't fix!! [His brother is a pro at wiping off marker these day so!!]


[PUT DOWN FINALLY, HOME BASE. Sprawls out leisurely like he isn't sweatin' afraid for his well being with you being scaaaaaaaary and loooming over him. He's trying so hard to play his cool unaffected card it's almost painful to watch.]


[FLOMPH there goes your coat on his head and he DEFIANTLY tosses it to the floor because fuck you]


Like hell. Leave that here with me, you'll never see it again!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

You.

You look like you're going to pee yourself~

[Yeah, that whole cool as ice thing is really working out for ya.]

Ahhhh you make messes and won't clean them! Clean the coat. Clean it.

[Reaches out to grab you by the shoulders, then places a hand on your head to force you to look at his poor coat lying forlornly on the ground.]

You see this? That is a coat that is crying for help! All because of you!

[dererste]

LIKE HELL I DO!! [SHUT UPP. He cant help that his sweaty forehead reveals his stress]


HRRN--[Snarls a little at you manhandling him like that like he's a dog you're trying to pottytrain in the abusive way]


Hoh? I see a coat thanking the kindhearted and considerate me for freeing it from your too hairy, cellulite riddled, pimply back!!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Hey, hey you know what? You know what?

[Pokes. Pokes your forehead.]

You're rude.

[Pokes your chest]

You're very rude!

[Pokes your nose]

You're very very rude!

My coat loves me and it misses my not pimply and not too hairy and just fine back! Your attitude bothers it. It bothers my scarf too. Da.

[dererste]

Ah, Ah, You had nearly half a damn century dorming with the too cute me, and you only realize that now?! [Swats your hand away!! STOP THAT!!]

Deal with it!! If it misses you too much, put it on!! Consider my blood and shit a halloween decoration, kesesese!! [POKED AND THIS TIME YOUR FINGER NAIL JABS HIM AND HE JUST REACHES OUT AND SMACKS YOU]

KNOCK IT OFF!! You're like an oversized kid, fucking christ!! Listen, I'm too tired to play with you properly right now!! If you harass me anymore, I'll top your coat off with more chunks!! [TURNS AWAY FROM YOU ON THE COUCH SO HIS HEAD IS BURIED IN SWEET CUSHIONS AND NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE. HE FEELS CORNERED.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

I'm the oversized child? I didn't spit up on anyone's coat!

[He bristles at that smack, and if you thought this was going to be easy for you before it certainly won't be now. Turn away all you want, because he's crouching right next to the couch.]

My coat doesn't like you. Because you yell and say upsetting things.

[Stands.]

[Starts to walk away.]

[TURNS RIGHT BACK AROUND AND SITS ON YOU. PLOPS HIS BIG ASS DOWN RIGHT ON YOU!]

[dererste]

Hah. If your coat is a metaphor for your feelings, tell your coat it can fuck itself.


[WHY DID YOU TURN AROUND WAS THAT A SPLIT SECOND CHILDISH BUTTHURT DECISION. IF SO, MUN I S LAUGHING. IS HAPPILY RELAXING AND THEN SUDDENLY HE'S BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH BY BUTTOCKS]

HGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! GEDDOFF!!! GEDOFF!! [FLAILS AND HITS AND HITS AND FLAILS FLAILS FIALSIFASDLFSKJFN STRUGGLES AND WRITHES]


GET THE HELL OFF!! BREATHE!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[He was SO butthurt. But now Prussia is butthurt!!]

[Get it? Because...he's being crushed by...a butt. Ufufufu!]

Don't you think you're exaggerating just a little? You're losing air by screaming like that anyways.

[Squish squish to the left~ Squish squish to the right~]

You're a comfy seat! Perhaps a little bony.

[GRINDS HIS BUTT DOWN INTO THAT PRUSSIA.]

Maybe I'll just go to sleep here! I'm perfectly comfortable~!

[dererste]

[You're awful. -10 points for that.]



[SQUALLING LIKE A DYING PIGLET. THIS IS INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND HIS BODY IS SCREAMING AND HIS MIND IS GOING INTO SUFFOCATION PANIC MODE. HE CAN FEEL YOUR BUTT CHEEKS MOVING AND IT'S DISGUSTINGGGGGGGG]


ALRIGHT!! I YIELD!! I YIELLLLLDDDDDDDDNGGHHHH!! I YIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!! I'LL CLEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ITTTTTNGHH!!! GEDDDDOOFFFFFFF!!! [SCREAMING GET OFF OF HIM]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[D: I worked on that joke for a whole 3 minutes.]

[Each cheek is moving with a careful precision and pressure for the maximum effect. And it's working.]

Gedoff? What is a gedoff?

Oooooh you mean get off! Well since you so kindly agreed to wash my coat!

[Finally stands, because he doesn't want to be responsible for Prussia's death by suffocation.]

See, I knew we could come to an agreement~

[dererste]

[PANTING]


[Yes he can feel it. He'll feel it for fucking days and in his nightmares]


[pant pant wheeze wheeze may have damaged his throat with his yelling so



flips you the middle finger.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Are you alright? Did I break you for good?

[Now he's back to poking at you. He even pokes that middle finger you so kindly raise to him.]

What a nice person you are for agreeing so willingly to wash the coat you messed up! Everyone should know about this very, very good deed!

[Ruffles your hair. Yes, he's going to keep messing with you. It's so fun~]

By the way, you still have blood and spit and things on one of your cheeks. You should wash it. It's embarrassing, ufu.

//THROWS YOU OFF A CLIFF lovingly and heads off <33333

[dererste]

[GROANS A BUNCH OF RUSSIAN VULGARITY TO YOU LOUDLY IN EXHAUSTION. HE'S DEAD AND TIRED LEAVE HIM ALONE.


UFU THE FUCK AWAY, MOTHERFUCKER]


[wILL clean your stupid coat, because he is agerman man and unclean things weigh heavily on his mind. BUT


BUT GOOD LUCK GETTING IT BACK, ASSHOLE]

/falls off the cliff happily. Later~!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Clean it very good, okay? Because I took care of you and brought you to the couch when you were unconscious!

[Pretending to be unconscious. And then he sat on you, but none of that matters.]

I'll be back for it soooon!

[Ufus the fuck away!]