aphanon_meme | part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[follows you into the spa]

[what are you up to?]

[He's going to go relax, what does it look like? ...Although the more he thinks about it, the less sure he is. This ship's crew is sketchy. Maybe he doesn't want them touching him after all.]

[Keeps walking towards the spa anyway.]

[Why does he feel like he's being watched?]

[keeping in the shadows and around the corners, scampering to keep out of sight]

[if you're the killer and he catches you in action, everyone will stop saying it's him]

[theme music goes here]

[Good luck, kid.]

[Gets to the spa an looks around. Is there even anyone here?]

Hello...?

[Wow, the service on this ship sucks.]

[slips in after you]

[when you speak, one of the doors towards the back open. soft light is coming from it and it looks inviting]

[Oh yeah, nothing strange about that at all. It's probably a trap. But the killers have never tried anything during the day, have they?]

[Looks around for something he can use as a weapon if he has to. ...A waiting chair will do. He's just going to take that with him as he approaches the door, no big deal.]

Is anyone there?

[oh no you're gonna kill someone with a chair, he's gotta stop you!]

[runs at you and leaps up, attaching himself to your ass in a koala hug]

I GOTCHA! I GOTCHA!!

[Shrieks, drops the chair and falls forward!]

D-don't kill me! Please! H-help! HELP!!

[He just wanted a massage!]

[Tries to roll over enough to grab at whoever's attacking him.]

[shrieking too!]

[holding on tightly through your rolling and grabbing]

[for lack of a free limb to block you, he opts to bite down on your arm instead]

[Yelps and pulls his arm away, still struggling for a moment before he suddenly stops.]

[That screaming. A kid?]

[He can easily handle a child, but he doesn't want to get bitten again. Or worse, hurt them by mistake. What should he do!? WHAT SHOULD HE DO!?]

[Plays dead. But he's still shaking too much for it to be very effective. What if this kid really is one of the killers?]

[is easily convinced, and stops screaming when you "die"]

...

[slowly loosens his grip and checks you]

[pokes you on the shoulder hard]

Uh oh... Are you dead?

[Nods.]

[Wait.]

[Shit.]

[Tries to keep still anyway.]

[STARTS BAWLING OMG HE KILLED YOU]

[Jumps, startled by the sudden crying. What the hell, weren't they just trying to kill him?]

[He's still nervous, but a crying kid, what can he do?]

[Slowly sits up.]

P-please don't cry. I was just joking, it's okay! See? See? I'm fine!

[Oh wait, he's met this one before, hasn't he?]

[hugs you tight and does not stop crying]

I k-killed you! N-now captain's gonna make me DIE!!

[tears. tears everywhere]

[Oh god, how does he deal with this? Sweden's kids never act like this!]

[P...ats?]

I'm okay! Really! You don't have to cry! I'm not dead!

[Yet.]

Look! Look!!

[Uh. ...Waves his arms frantically? See! So not dead!]

[cries himself out a little more before finally stopping and noticing your waving arms]

[sniffles]

I didn't kill you...?

[wipes his face on your chest and pokes at you a little more just to make sure you didn't turn into a ghost or anything]

No! No. I was just joking.

[Lying, really. Literally.]

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

[Even if he scared the shit out of him.]

[Just... rubs his back. No more poking!]

[sniffles again and leans against you, enjoying the rubbing]

Are you a murderer...? Did I catch you...?

[Well, that's better. Keeps going.]

Wha... huh? No! No, of course not! What made you think that?

[completely placated now and starts going boneless on you]

You had a chair...

[you were obviously going to kill people with it]

[...Oh. That.]

But that was just...! We have to defend ourselves, right?

[Not that it did him any good.]

I guess so...

[wait, does that mean...]

Is the killer here??

[sits up, all tense again]

[Takes a moment to look around. Yep. Crew's definitely not doing their damn job, but what else is new?]

[No one even came when he screamed for help. How comforting.]

...I think it's just us.

[wait]

[if it's just the two of them]

[and you had a chair]

[then that means]

...

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