part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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Comments

[dererste]

[(Anonymous)]

May I squeeze your ass to find out the truth, sir?

[dererste]

...only if you do it scientifically to spread the truth out to the rest of the meme!!

[(Anonymous)]

I - I assure you I will be utmost professional.

Please present your butt.

[dererste]

.....

[you talk fancy so he'll trust you. Turns around]

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for your... cooperation.

[and reaches out to squeeze your butt]

[not all at once, of course, but little squeezes here and there]

[examining]

Yes, yes, I see...

[runs one hand over your butt, too, gotta test for wrinkles]

batteries dyinngng

[dererste]

[Winces because anons werent really gentle with their paddles the other night and he's a bruise]

Oi, this is science, not a joyride!! hurry up!!

adieu mon cœur

[(Anonymous)]

Science takes measurement, time... please have patience, sir.

[feel feel] [grope grope] [pat pat]

[squeeeeeeeeze]

Ah.

My scientific testing has led me to the conclusion that you do not have a saggy butt with wrinkly skin.