part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Prussia has a saggy butt with wrinkly skin

[dererste]

[(Anonymous)]

May I squeeze your ass to find out the truth, sir?

[dererste]

...only if you do it scientifically to spread the truth out to the rest of the meme!!

[(Anonymous)]

I - I assure you I will be utmost professional.

Please present your butt.

[dererste]

.....

[you talk fancy so he'll trust you. Turns around]

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for your... cooperation.

[and reaches out to squeeze your butt]

[not all at once, of course, but little squeezes here and there]

[examining]

Yes, yes, I see...

[runs one hand over your butt, too, gotta test for wrinkles]

batteries dyinngng

[dererste]

[Winces because anons werent really gentle with their paddles the other night and he's a bruise]

Oi, this is science, not a joyride!! hurry up!!

adieu mon cœur

[(Anonymous)]

Science takes measurement, time... please have patience, sir.

[feel feel] [grope grope] [pat pat]

[squeeeeeeeeze]

Ah.

My scientific testing has led me to the conclusion that you do not have a saggy butt with wrinkly skin.

[wild_kuken]

[For God's sake at least use a pronoun.]

[marszmarsz]

Anon it's rude to look at people's butt!

[Not defending him, of course!]

[(Anonymous)]

Says the guy who tells people to show them their penis.

[marszmarsz]

It's totally different!!! I asked first!!

[(Anonymous)]

It's not asking if you say it as an order!

[marszmarsz]

It totally was asking. Just like, without saying please.

/zooms by

[lietuvaaaah]

[Nope, anon has it right.]

+1

[dererste]

[Disregard he probably taught poland that in the first place]

Re: +1

[marszmarsz]

[So not cool! Just after he scolded anon for you!]

Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

...

[Be happy he didn't just look for himself.]

[Never mind that he actually did on other occasions.]

Re: /zooms by

[lietuvaaaah]

[He is happy about that. Because punching you in the face probably wouldn't have been a good way to start things.]

[Don't remind him.]

Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

[Or it'd have made them even but lets not go there.]

[He just has to make sure it's still there once in a while.]

Re: /zooms by

[lietuvaaaah]

[Where would it even go?!]

Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

[What if someone stole it wouldn't it be reaaaally weird?]

Re: /zooms by

[lietuvaaaah]

[NO ONE IS GOING TO STEAL HIS DICK]

[...And if they did don't you think he'd notice?]

Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

[He would have thought the same!!! But that was before the meme. The little wiggly eyes dudes are not to be trusted.]

[What if you were super tired from work and you went to take a nap and it'd happen while you're asleep and then you wouldn't know because you wouldn't be awake?]

[Well he would be there to save you. Probably he'd realize fast enough that it's gone, and he would start looking for it.]

[Not like it'd be hard to miss.]