aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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I wasn't exactly expecting--!

[Never mind, time to dodge that. He actually manages that, but there's surprisingly little shelter down on the ground. Maybe he should start building a wall or something?]

[In the meantime he throws a couple snowballs back.]

I want one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

No one expects the snowball inquisition!

[DUCKS but just barely!]

Close but no cigar!

[How many cheesy quotes can he handle?! Tries to throw more back at him but he's on the move!]

this place has a remarkable resemblance to old Mordor and I find I quite..... miss it.

[What kind of opinion does she have of his fighting abilities, anyway?! He's kicked--okay, not her ass, but surely some of that transfers over--many times!]

[Okay, he'll just build a wall really quickly. Which means opening himself up for attack temporarily, oops But before that he has one more snowball, heading for her chest! Unlike some people he doesn't aim for the face.]

then simply walk into mordor, buddy

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-004422&page=top

…fuuuuuuuuuck I KIND OF WANT IT

But I don't want to start a figure collection. Ultimately I'm just impressed by it, is all. I love this artist, and I'm surprised and amazed that they did a figure of this quality, plus it's a guy character, plus it's a very feminine guy character (who's also somewhat implied to have a romantic relationship with other guys)

Are you doing movie quotes now?!

[The answer is none, apparently. At least he's on the move enough to avoid the majority of those. His wall-thing is terrible but it's enough to hide behind while he makes snowballs.]

I thought it was too cold at your place to leave the house!

{He's dancing all right, I hope you're happy smacking the daylights out of him. But eventually he scoops up a ball of snow and - }

T-Take that! {Throws it hard as he can.}

Let's catch him up to speed everyone.

page claimed for crushing embarassment

[Little to none, because she's never seen him fight! It doesn't help all the male versions she's familiar with have been weaker than the female versions. Look at her and Gilbert, only one of them has that special scar!]

[She mercilessly takes advantage of the time he's left himself open for attack, sending a sizable number of snowballs at him. But she stops when he hits her chest, laughing!]

Kesesese, didn't know you were that interested in my tits!!!

one does not simply walk into Mordor.

...especially when one no longer has a ring to give one the power to create a new body

A-Attack? W-Why? {Ducks down and that one misses by an inch! Runs for somewhere that he can take cover.}

there you are

now go conquer something

Because it's fun!!!

[Throws some more at your back!]

[Is he seriously asking her that?!]

Duh! What, I'm not supposed to shout awesome catch phrases while kicking your butt?!

[THROWS SNOWBALLS OVER if he's wise he'll pick up what doesn't hit and throw them back!]

I got sick of being inside so this is the second best thing! It's okay being cold if you have fun doing it!

[REACHES FOR MORE but she's out?!]

Prussia! Your using all my ammo!

[Excuse her momentary lull for more supplies. Ducks behind the wall to make more!]

[Whoa this is really fun, keeps throwing and throwing and throwing and POW right in the chin!]

[DRAMATICALLY WAILS AND FLAILS HER HANDS UP AS SHE SINKS TO THE GROUND.]

I'm hit! I'm hit! Woman down!

[Not really. After the briefest of pauses she blindly launches another barrage from below the wall.]

RUSSIA DOESN'T HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK! PRUSSIA DOES!

I imagine today's vast size of Russia was due to a small size he possessed, not the other way around...no one likes one thing to be small when everything else about you is fat, you know.

I just put in a doujinshi order, so... that takes care of that front. I should be good for a while.

I also want the latest Tyr album but... I don't want to buy it myself. :T

[To be fair, he has no clue how the female him fights, but he's not bad! While all those snowballs are coming for him he ducks behind the makeshift wall and makes his own, waiting for her to stop.]

[There's no way he can answer that that won't end badly so instead he rolls his eyes and throws more snowballs as soon as he can make them. If she's not retaliating right now, all the better for him.]

When Ukraine and Belarus lezzed out for Russia. Ohhh yeah~

What's wrong cat got your tongue?

[She takes a couple hits for the sake of being able to trash talk, but at least she's well prepared for this and has more snow balls flying in just a few seconds. Take that!]

Couldn't we have gone sledding or something instead?!

[What happened to nice winter days inside?]

[Oh, hey, snowballs. He'll just collect those and make more while she's hiding there. He has quite a stash of them now.]

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part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

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