aphanon_meme | part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

Hey meme! How are you doing? What is up? Do you also have a candle lit in your window for the return of Himaruya? ~~like anon who is a light house wife!~~ I hope he returns from the sea soon, with stories of adventure and sea monsters and the life outside the island. Ah, Himaruya. Safe journeys. Safe... journeys.

Enjoy part 348!

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[oh, oh Prussia. Hag? That was just mean, and untrue. And mean!]

All right--

[in a voice normally reserved for punishing terrible awful children]

That's it. Get up! Now! March! Hustle! If you don't get up in ten seconds I'll box your ears until you're hearing flutes!

[Very good, anon!! Very effective! He can't ignore such genuine authority]

HRRHH!!! [COVERS HIS EARS, SITS UP ANGRILY, GETS TO HIS FEET ALL STOMPILY, LOOMS OVER]

What the hell is your problem?!!

My problem? My problem?

[stands up on her toes, she's not taller than you by by George she won't be stopped by looming]

First, my problem is you being a big, drunken layabout when there's things to be done and questions to be answered! Second, I won't stand, I won't stand for rudeness! It is unacceptable!

...

...

...[Is he being scolded? It feels like he's being scolded. He doesn't like it!!]

Drunken layabout?!!! T-This is whole place is--it's full of them!! What's one more, hah?!!! Besides!! I've earned a fucking break!! Who are you to disturb the great me?! Who the fuck are you to deserve my respect, Hag?!

[seriously WHAT IS WITH THE WOMEN IN THIS PLACE]

[YES he is, he's a big dumb kid]

There's nothing 'great' about being a lazy, hungover grouch who backtalks to ladies! You don't deserve half as much respect as I'm giving you right now, with your attitude and behavior! I have half the mind to box your ears anyway for such sass! You will apologize, right now, or I'll have all the mind to!

[WE WOMEN HAVE THE SASS]

[HE IS A MAN GROWN.]

KEH!! You're actin' hysterical! Shut the hell up!! I didn't do or say shit to you, old lady!! [ OH GOD, ROLLS HIS EYES UP TO THE SKY. NOT LOOKING AT YOU. YOU'RE NOT HIS MOM. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MOM.]

TCH!! APOLOGIZE--?!! FOR WHAT?! FOR YOU HARASSING ME?!!! I REFUSE!! YOU THINK YOU CAN COW A KINGDOM LIKE ME SO EASILY LIKE A CHILD?! BRING YOUR WORSE!! You can't even reach my ears, Frau tip-toes!!

[SAYS WHO]

[that's it, that's it! he asked for it! no additional warning, nothing!]

[reaches up ~~on tippy toes~~ and smacks your ears]

[smacked!]

[Unfortunately for you, Anon, he was raised by Germania who is smack happy and just got done with a boss who was very easy with his cane so your little smack is nothing to him. CANT HELP BUT CRACK A SMILE]

Pfff--Owch. Oh, Auntie, I've really learned my lesson, haven't I?! Kesesesese!! [sacaaaaarstic enough to cut]

[Well, crap baskets!]

[CUT RIGHT TO HER CHASTISEMENT PRIDE, WHY DON'T YOU]

You--I'll do it again! You had better apologize!

[reaches up to try and smack again]

[OH HE'S CUTTING, ALRIGHT.]

[LEANS DOWN]

Ah, ah, Let me get on your level first!! Try using your arm strength rather than your wrists, hah? If it doesn't work, I can go over your knee too, kesesese!

You, you!

[damn it, Prussia!] [losing... confidence... in... authority]

I'm not that short! And if I put you over my knee, I'd have you crying and apologizing, so I wouldn't suggest it yourself!

[YOU SHOWED WEAKNESS]

Shorter?!! [GETS DOWN ON HIS KNEES. Inclines his head towards, where is his smack?! TRUE LEADERS DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE, THE UNSPOKEN THREAT IS ENOUGH TO BRING OBEDIENCE]

Hoh?! That would be the first in a century!! Now! If anyone should be apologizing it's you, for disturbing me! I'm fuckin' sick you know!!

I'm not that short!

[gives a tug on your hair, but not as hard as it ~~needs to be~~ could be]

You're not sick, you're a drunken layabout, like I said! I won't apologize for trying to make you behave like something other than a low class..... classless... low!

Shorter?!! [OWWW, Leans away from your hand in his hair to flump back down on his back]

I'M SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! My head is damn pouuundinnngg, and you're being a damn nag!! KEEEEEHHH!! I wish Fritz was here to stroke my heeeaaaaddd!! My old man wouldn't smack the great, praise-worthy me or call me lower than low like this old mean witch over here!! [exaggerated baby voice, rolls over to bury his head in his arms]

Oi, go away now! It's Naptime!! I've played with you enough!

[BABY... GUILT.....]

You're not a baby! You're old enough to take responsibility for your actions!

[BUT. YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD. AND. BEING. BABYISH. CAN'T... RESIST.]

[leans down to pat your head]

If you're sick, it's your own fault for drinking!

[SO WEAK]

It's your fault for making it woooooooooooooorse!! [Switching to military voice now that you've fallen for his trap]

Now!! To repent, be obedient to me!! Fetch more beer! And food! Lots of food!! Anything that can serve as provisions! Hurry!!

[BUT WHO COULD RESIST]

It's not, I didn't--

[a;jkfa;sdf;]

F-Fine! But once you feel better you've got to get up and get to work!

[off to find things for a terribly bratty maaaaan]

Yeah, yeah, whatever!! [icon keywords]

RUN!!!

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