aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-02-14 01:20 pm
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part 349 heart shaped chocolates

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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wild_kuken: (Relaxxxx)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Hopefully not too mad because her butt hurts and this is supposed to be therapeutic. And hey, petting does not inherently mean she's messing it up!!]

Kesesese, you're a clingy cat today huh?
fraustria: (lost)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It was already messed up from sleeping, you're making it worse!]

I put the cat out earlier...

[Coming round somewhat...incoherently, but still. Flutters her eyes a little, seeing...nothing. Darkness. Is this a blanket? Rubs her face on it a bit.

...It's soft, but firm, and warm, and kind of...person-feeling...]




...Mmhhm?

[You could interpret that as a name, but...it's up for debate exactly whose...]
wild_kuken: (I'm the Smart Twin)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[She's making it cute!!!]

Mmhhm?

[Mocks her, playfully though, fingers still running through her hair. Wakey, wakey.]
fraustria: (need coffee)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Messy!!!]

Is that...

[...Slowly...pushes herself back and up a little, blearily looking up at you.]

What did I...wh...ere?
wild_kuken: (Big Sister Knows Best)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're in a petting zoo!!!

[Helpful answer is helpful.]
fraustria: (why'd you wake me up)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Gradually realising she's curled up untidily face down in someone's lap, someone she's rapidly recognising, and looking around her small field of vision with dawning horror]

Why am I sleeping on you?! What-

[What are you saying]

Zoo?

[Clumsily trying to sit up- !]
wild_kuken: (KESESESESESE)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Because the generous as a little bird me decided to pet you!

[Tries to push your head back down, but not very hard, she was playing with your hair don't go.]
fraustria: (oh how embarrassing)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
P-pet?

[So disoriented she's easily pushed back down with an oof, kicking her feet and flapping her hands distressedly at you, what are you doing?!]

Preußen- let me up- !
wild_kuken: (I Go to World Meetings Too)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Stubborn!!! I was having fun!

[Oh god fine, but only because having a panic attack in her lap would be unawesome. Pouts as if you have ruined everything.]
fraustria: (you've been a very bad boy)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well- just what do you think you are doing, taking me to some strange place and doing things to me in my sleep?!

[Sits up finally, impressively messy and annoyed. Prods you!! Finally able to see, and she doesn't like the look of this at all, is this a circus tent? This looks like her cat's bed! Vainly trying to unwrinkle her skirt and un...haystack her ha-

...

...What are these furry pointy bits]

?!
wild_kuken: (NO INTERNET!?)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT, YOU MAKE IT SOUND WEIRD!!! PERVERTED!!!

The innocent as a songbird me found you here, in this petting zoo, so I decided to pay you a visit is all!!

[bats at your hands, you're the kitty here not her.] I should have let anon have their way with you!!

[N-No mention of the cat ears, that was all her.]
fraustria: (FUCK)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Whoever heard of a petting zoo for people? It certainly sounds vulgar to me! How dare you- you even admit that the purpose was something so appalling?!

[Pinches your cheeks!]

And what is this on my head?!
wild_kuken: (RABBLE RABBLE)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's the meme, who the hell knows where they get half of their ide- aaah!! Ow! Stop it!! No freaking treats for you if you keep pinching!!

[Bat, bats!!]


.....they're cat ears.
fraustria: (weehhh...)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[PINCH PINCH!!]

Disgraceful! And you encouraging it- what treats? I am not an animal!

[PINCHESSSS but lets go to inspect her ears, sob. SO UNDIGNIFIED]

Setting me up to be some sort of pet- ! Th-this shameless place...





[but really, what treats? Looks around at the dispensers...]
wild_kuken: (Fuck This Shit)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow! Owwww!!! Freaking enough already Princess!

[SLAPS THOSE HANDS. All four of her cheeks are going to be red at this rate!!]

They look like biscuits to me...

[waves one in front of your face, seeee she spent money to feed you be nice.]
fraustria: (mm whatchu say)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[OW! You deserve it!! Should she pinch the other ones instead?!]

Hmph!

[Biscuits, really. THOSE DISPENSERS CAN PRODUCE ANYTHING, couldn't you magic her up a torte? But inspects it...]

Well, you might have included some tea!
wild_kuken: (You Look Interesting Over There)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[No touching the other ones she'll wail.]

Tea? I don't see any.

[INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR and more importantly would Austria trust $5 cake...?]
fraustria: (disgraceful)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[She will...!!]

I can hardly eat them without tea.

[Sniff. INSTRUCTIONS WERE PERFECTLY CLEAR, 'treats' can be anything! Including yummy cake! Cheap cake is cake!]
wild_kuken: (KESESESESESE)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright I'll go find some!!

[RUNS OFF before you get anywhere near her poor abused ass. Bad Austria. Yeah sure says the girl who buys entire fruit orchid for cake ingredients.

Comes back quickly with tea AND cake though. Because you suck.]

Here Kätzchen~
fraustria: (yes?)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[TEMPTED TO SMACK IT AS YOU RUN OFF but sits primly in her cat bed, adjusting her hair and her...ears.]

Tsk! That is not an appropriate way to address me.

[Takes her tea though. Is it in a pretty cup, it better be. Sips.]

Not even a table to sit at...what an unpleasant place.
wild_kuken: (Big Sister Knows Best)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[VERBOTEN!]

Kesesesese but you aaaare one today. Besides how fancy do you expect a petting zoo to be?

[It's got little circus animals on it! She thinks they're cute.]
fraustria: (not like I like you or anything)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not! I did not agree to any of this! I merely sat down to rest my eyes...

[Well...it's kind of cute. Siiiiiips. Now give her that cake!]
wild_kuken: (What is This Cute Thing?)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I have bunny ears if you want those instead.

[Your point.






Her head.]
fraustria: (distaste for your existence)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-02-20 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are so dumb.]

Why don't you put them on, you fool?

[Points her fork at you, but then goes back to cake. It's sweetening her up slightly...]
wild_kuken: (HDU Ground Me)

Re: Totally Innocent and In No Way Weird Petting Zoo

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-02-20 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not in the petting zoo! The cool me did my time already, lay off and let me pet you.

[Head meet hand, she paid for this you know.]
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