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aphanon_meme) wrote2014-02-14 01:20 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2014-02-14 01:20 pm
part 349 heart shaped chocolates
Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.
Enjoy part 349!
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Re: +300
[HOW DOES HE DEAL HE CAN'T HIT A GIRL BACK THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE. THEY NEVER TAUGHT THIS KIND OF CRAP AT FENCING SCHOOL]
[IF YOU GRAB HIS HAIR HE'S GOING FOR YOURS TO START PULLING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE HDU]
Re: +300
[GRABbed by THE HAIR WHICH IS LIKE HER ONLY ACHILLES HEEL, THAT HAIR IS WORTH MORE TO HER THAN ALL THE GOLD IN HER KINGDOM. AND FENCING SCHOOL ALSO APPARENTLY DOESN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A FUCKING GENTLEMAN YOU BRUTE]
Y-YIELD!! YIELD!! I YIELD!! LET GO OF MY HAIR, YOU STUPID BOY!! LET GO!! I'LL SCREAM FOR AUSTRIA!! I'LL SCREAM!!
Re: +300
[HDU HE IS VERY LEARNED ABOUT THE ARTS OF GENTLEMANLINESS]
YOU LET GO FIRST AND I'LL LET GO!!!
[HE DOESN'T TRUST YOU AND YOUR COOTIES]
Re: +300
NOW GET OFF, YOU ANIMAL! GET OFF OF ME!!! [SHRILL GIRL VOICE. shovING YOU AWAY FROM HER.]
Re: +300
[YANKS AS WELL AND HE IS LETTING GO]
SHUT IT!! YOUR SCREAMS ARE PIERCING MY EARS!!!
[HUFF AND PUFFS HE CAN'T DEAL WITH GIRLS]
Re: +300
OW!! YOU SHUT IT!! [SHRILLY RANT as she combs her hair out with her fingers and rubs her head. sob you hurt her. Austria has taught her to be sharp and merciless with her words VERBALLY BATTERS YOU.]
I knew from the look of you that you were some sort of cruddy commoner! You act like a beast! An animal! A DIRTY ANIMAL! You're ugly too! I HATE the shape of your chin! OGRE!! I'll be telling Ungarn about what you've done! and he'll teach you!! I'll tell Italien too and he'll beat you too! Then I'll tell the Church and the Emperor and you'll be dead!!
Re: +300
[He lives with Austria, he know what to do]
[Sits and takes it]
SHUT UP, UGLY! Y-You started it!!! And I will be the one telling Austria that your ugly face tried to maul me!! And I'll tell Ungarn about you too and she will beat you up until you shut up and I'll tell Italien too and she will hate you because you're ugly, ugly!!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EMPEROR I'LL TELL THE EMPEROR FIRST AND THEN THE CHURCH AND THEN YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO DIES OF UGLY!!!
[POINTS AT WITH HIS FINGER POINTS AAAAAAAAT]
Re: +300
AND I AM NOT UGLY, UGLY, ARE YOU BLIND AND A BEGGAR?!!
You look like you belong on display in the public square with that hair cut! Did you let the other blind beggars groom you, hmm?! YOU--OOH!! BE QUIET!! SHUT UP!! [COVERS HER EARS]
YOU CAN'T HAVE AN UNGARN OR AN ITALIEN, I HAVE THEM! FURTHERMORE, YOU UTTER IDIOT, YOU'RE MIXING UP THEIR GENDER UP ALL WRONG!! UNGARN IS A GREAT, HANDSOME MAN AND ITALIEN IS THE SAME!! DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME UGLY AGAIN, I'LL HIT YOU! I SWEAR!! [KICKS HER FEET AT YOU, NOT CARING IF YOU SEE HER FLOOFY UNDERGARMENTS]
If you don't apologize, I'll scream! I'll scream and have you skinned! A boy holds no weight against a girl, so you had better bow to me, you had better bow and ask the mercy of The Holy Roman Empire, and beg for my forgiveness!
Re: +300
I'M NOT BLIND I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH OF WHAT I SEE AND I SEE YOU'RE UGLY!!!!!
I CAN HAS ALL THE UNGARN AND ITALIENS BECAUSE I DO!!! AND THEY ARE GIRLS!!!! UNGARN IS PRETTY AND HAS FLOWERS IN HER HAIR AND BEATS MY BROTHER PRUSSIA PRETTY OFTEN!!! AND ITALIEN IS REALLY PRETTY AND WEARS A DRESS, STUPID!!!
[STARTS FLAILING HIS ARMS AT. IF SHE WANTS TO FIGHT HE'LL FIGHT]
AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING AND YOU CAN'T BE THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! I AM THE GLORIOUS HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! You should be the one bowing to my magnificence!
PUNCHES NOTIFS inthe face
[but then shuts it at you saying you're her.]
[which you are obviously not]
[because she is herself and there CAN ONLY BE ONE]
[that can only mean one thing]
You're addled. And arrogant, to think you're me! I won't concern myself with you anymore! [getting to her feet, and brushing out her robes and straightening out her hat and hair and frillyness]
You don't need to bow, I feel sorry for you! I hope you meet a quick end so you don't have live being so stupid and ugly and beastly, leper! Good bye! [Excuse her, stepping over you like you are dirt]
likewise
[Stepped on]
[Do you hear that? That's the sound of never ending screeching as his blood boils because YOU DARED TO STEP ON HIM]
[Next time he will probably fling poo at you]