part 352 may flowers and showers

[aphanon_meme]

Hey meme... it's gonna be May! Which means it's spring for many people! Or, it should be, if the weather would decide to cooperate. I've been wanting to plant my jalapenos outside but it keeps getting randomly cold... I just want spicy peppers, weather! I mean come on.

Anyway. At least it's not snowing. Or eternally Halloween. If you know what I mean.

Enjoy part 352!

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Comments

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah but! It! I mean! That's how it normally goes!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

But not this time!!

[pulls her hands free to ruffle your hair]

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

But! But! Chickens--

Noooo I spent 5 minutes brushing it!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

[ruffle, ruffle!]

Chickens?

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

Nooo nooo you're messing it uuuuup!

[HUFF FACE SRSLY]

Yeah!! Chickens! But but chickens butt!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

Kesese, but it's fun!! Live a little anon!!

What about them?

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

Say that if your hairs all messy! I'll probably get knots!



Well you know!

But is like... butt! [pats her butt] That kinda butt.

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

Nah, I love headpats!! They're the best thing ever!!

But what does that have to do with chickens?

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

You should still fix my hair!


Oh it's like, well, you know. What what chicken butt. But but but chicken... butt.

[I mean clearly this makes sense]

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

Do you have a hair brush?

[blinks] Is this some weird English thing?

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah! Maybe!

[dumps out a backpack full of important things like gum and stickers and a stapler] [and a brush]

Uhhm.

No, it's not weird at all!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

It is weird!

Okay hand over the brush for the best hair-brushing you've ever had!!!

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

Or my money back?

[holds it out]

It's not weird! Don't you ever say, "hey, guess what?" "chicken butt!"?

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

You don't even have to pay me that's how awesome I am!!!

[takes it and spins you around so your back is to her]

No? Is it because it rhymes?

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

Wooooooooo [spin yes]

... yeah! And it's funny! you can also say, what what chicken butt, or but but chicken butt, or what but chicken butt!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

[gently collects your hair and starts brushing!!]

So it is a weird English thing!

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

[aww so nice]

Mmmm... nope! It's not weird! Maybe yer weird 'cause you don't do it. Now that's a weird Prussia thing!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

[brush, brush!! she's an expert hair brusher thanks to all of her hair, she'll have you know!]

But I only speak English to cute anons like you!! And Amerika!

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

[does she have a degree in brushing though?]

I knowww! I'm saying, cause, you don't know what it is, that you're weird! So it's a weird Prussia thing!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

[No...but she has 313 years of experience!!]

I bet more people don't know what it is that do, it's a weird English thing!

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

I bet a million chocolate coins that more people do know what it is!

[wiggles head]

Make sure to get all the knots!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

I bet you don't even have a million chocolate coins!!!

[holds still, stop that she's brushing here!!]

Why do you freaking have knots!? Don't you take care of yourself!!?

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

I bet a million of them that I do!

[leans her head back]

Yea!! Just! Sometimes I forget the knots cause it takes to long! Plus you probably made em when you ruffled my hair! [or not]

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

Do not!! Prove it!!

Hair ruffling won't make knots! You have to take good care of your hair anon, or else it all gets shaved off!!

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

They're at my house!

[!!!!!!!!!!]

You can't shave my head!!!