aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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What do you think your younger self would like for his birthday, eh?

You were him over 200 years ago after all.

Hmmm... I dunno.... if you signed up to be a nun, you should take your nun duties more seriously!

Fake mistress who what?

OH GOD THAT BUILD MODE

THAT CAS

...that infamous EA reputation of shoving out unfinished, poorly optimized, glitchy and generally overpriced for the value games. :|

Well, we'll see. I'll wait for reviews and/or patches before I jump in. But nonetheless I'm excited and I can't imagine it'd be worse than TS3 - and the TS4 sims look so much better than TS3, that I'm willing to forgive its flaws. Hell, my expectations are so low that even EA should be able to exceed them - I haven't seriously simmed for I think five years or more, only played TS2 and barely tried out TS3, and I don't play any other games, so surely whatever slight upgrades they've made would impress me in the way that running water would impress someone who's been living in the wilderness hunting wild .gifs for sustenance for the last half decade.

Besides, I'm still looking forward to making sim!England's head literally explode from rage. If ragedeath isn't in the game, I'm going to be so disappointed... but I guess I can console myself by killing sim!America with laughter.

...

[His face tells everything.]

It... would have been rude to decline.
Although right now I probably wont have to worry about being offered anything... um.

[whispers]

Drowning whatever that was in marmalade helped a little.

I didn't sign up to be a nun! I'm a vassal-state! Stupid know it all overlords Poland and Lithuania thought it would be best while catch up on my education or whatever. [and also to "protect" their "investment" what with her strength all but disappearing, but that's a secret!]

BUT!!! It's only temporary until the cool me kicks them back on their teeth!! Kesesese, it's like a vacation for me! And I still pray enough! I'm a good Christian! [but anon being a protestant vassal to a catholic lord is HAAAAAARD]

Oh! Austria!! You know, full of herself princess with the fat ass? Married to Spain?

Edited 2014-06-29 16:21 (UTC)

You poor dear.

[pat pat pat]

Have you ever thought about giving England a gift certificate for a cooking lessons or two... hundred?

~~Did the Red Bull drive all your brethren into the sea?~~

What're you up to today, anon?

/kinky brofist of gratitude

Can I have your glasses?

Oh. Well, still, if you're a nun you should be more serious about it! Even if it's just because Poland and Lithuania want you to do it. although I would wonder why they aren't nuns, too.

[poor prussia ;a; IT'S A TOUGH PROTESTANT LIFE...]

Ohh. Well. That's not very nice to say about her, it's not her fault she's got a round bottom. What did she do to you?

[nods] But I survived... just like others before me.

[Somehow many anon dares pale in comparison to this sort of "nation dare".]

[Oh, pats, those are always nice and welcome - leans closer.]

I think by now he should have enough to host his own restaurant at home,
if anything I hear from other nations is true.
Well, Frankräich said he is a lost cause.
France [shrugs]

But there are also other things to gift, so it does not turn too monotone.

julcheeeen, how do i deal with boob sweat? i hate summer

have you invited your crush to your birthday party yet?

what will you do if germany loses the world cup?

... Who is kind of half-watching the Netherlands-Mexico match in between doing other stuff. And thinking about writing (hopefully some time later today to do some quick easy things!).

Was poking around the kink meme earlier. Interesting that they decided to skip the freeze this time. But considering the explanation, it makes sense. So far it seems to be going okay, though there haven't been many requests that I like (one or two).

There's going to be a ton of DLC for what should be normal game features and I refuse to play that game.

How's the game going? I need to turn on the TV...

~~...who keeps trying to un-hiatus only to sink back into the daily grind.~~

Want to talk about Hetalia? Or Sims (I'm actually currently watching those speed build sims videos on YT)? Or kink? Or... I dunno, whatever else you'd like to ask me.

May I join in the rage killing with sim!Germany, who can never match the true potential of real Germany? And oh, I'll have fun making a torture dungeon for my favorite: sim!Colonial America!

Well, I only juuust tuned in myself, but it's 0-0 right now, though there's still plenty of time for it to get interesting.

Apparently it's hot as balls out there; that might influence how things go.

(Edit) "It's nearly 40 degrees in the shade" ... [/scream] JFC, those poor players, no wonder the game's going slow. I'm melting just thinking about it.

Edited 2014-06-29 16:52 (UTC)

Kehhh!! Like I care what they want!! Besides I'm good at my studies and chores and shit so who the hell cares if I pray a little less than the humans!!

[And Poland and Lithuania aren't nuns because they're an Empire. One does not lock themselves away in a convent outside of official duties when you're trying to rule the world!! Only weak newly-created nothing states like Prussia get themselves in this position.]

Do you freaking have a century or two!? She's a spoiled, self-centered, arrogant doll who gets everything she wants even if she doesn't have to lift a finger!! And she's got no fucking sense of loyalty!! All my bosses as a kid were Hapsburgs and now I'm fucking Polish!! And worse, now she's got Hungary under her thumb and he won't go hunting or wrestle or do anything fun anymore!!!

[tl;dr she stole her best friend and when you're mentally and emotionally 15 that's like the worst thing ever.]

Ooooh!! First of all are you naked?? Because if it's that freaking hot, forget wearing clothes!

For someone to remove the stick from up his ass.

For someone to shove a red-hot metal one up England's.

More practically, probably a new musket and cartridge canister. He keeps losing his, but doesn't want to admit it.

YES! I can so easily imagine sim!Germany in one of those challenges - I've forgotten the exact rules, but I remember "asylum" and "I am surrounded by idiots" and "hotel" all essentially involved having one controlled sim have to take care of the needs of a bunch of uncontrolled sloppy-lazy-crazy-etc sims.

And also YES to dungeoning America! I'll bet sooner or later somebody will make an american revolutionary war uniform, too, so then our sweet baby boy can suffer in style.

But Anon! I need them! I'm not me without them! Only a fraction of myself.

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