part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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ooc

[kingkongeriget]

OKAY. SO. THIS ASSHOLE'S BEEN HERE, what, like four years? Five? So it's kind of hard to single out favorites, and my old logs got eaten in a freak log update accident, but some memorable ones include...


Getting extremely drunk with Netherlands and starting a food fight on the meme
The vikings' knock-down drag-out fights (with each other and the meme)
"Naked Denmarks don't just fall out of the sky, you know"
Getting unceremoniously killed on the bathroom floor by Prussia a few BRs ago
Discussing tourism with Monaco in a long string of innuendos
Pretty much any time y'all humor my dumb double entendres
Every time he's tried to score and failed
TWITTER THREADS, I love seeing everyone's character shine on IC social media
OH YEAH, AND HOW CAN I FORGET THE TIME EVERYONE FUCKING BIT HIM. I LOVE YOU GUYS.


....I'm going to need to add more, I know this isn't all of it.

[bellabelgium]

I see I see. Well if that's the way you have a real slice of New York style pizza then I'll go that route.

[ She gives him a smile and makes her order before she steps aside so he can order. ]

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

[it's not anon's fault American sex education is so crappy!]

But

well I

then what are those little things on our private parts, then? You know! They look like little dicks....

[(Anonymous)]

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

[That's no excuse she grew up a christian crusader obsessed with chastity, and now look at her!! If she can learn sexytime anatomy then so can you!!]

What little- nothing down there looks like little dicks!! H-Here, look!!

[PULLS UP AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT DIAGRAM ON HER CELLPHONE FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE CANNOT. She didn't even give Germany the Talk.]

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

[but she's had hundreds of years to learn!]

But it does! Look!!!

[points to the anatomically correct clitoris on the anatomically correct diagram]

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

[but unlike her, you have internet dear anon!]

That's the clit!! It's the part that stupid men can't find that really finishes you off! 10000% better than a dick.

ooc;

[bellabelgium]

I just love getting tags in general. ;_;

Some of my faves though have been cuddle puddle with lion!Lux, magic spell cast on her eyes by Norwee, anything with Alex or lil' Ned, RPG!style battle with Denmark, the ONE time Spain realized that Bel may feel something more than friendship, America being fucking adorable all the time, OH CAPTAIN ROGERS OH, anything with Germany because I don't play with Germany's enough-- gah too many to remember.

Ultimate favorite... Ned holding onto Bel from behind for one of the first times ever, nosing at her hair and thinking "NOM BELGIUM NOM NOM". I. Can't. Even.

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

[but unlike Prussia, anon is lazy!]

But it looks like one... huh.

Maybe men can't find it 'cause it's so small.

[dererste]

[wild_kuken]

I'll just tell you his is bigger again!

[anon started it, don't be so sensitive!]

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

Or because they're selfish!

[she says as if she isn't...]

[dererste]

[(Anonymous)]

A crayfish is not a fish

But is it cray?

[(Anonymous)]

Are the fandoms in general even still aware of lj? Of dreamwidth?
Are the fandoms anywhere else other than tumblr (and youtube and facebook and dA)?

[wild_kuken]

[dererste]

[texts]


ROFLMAO it took 17 minutes for the Brain to come up with that lame comeback.

You're speechless aren't you?!!!


AREN'T YOU!!!


Admit it!!

Admit it!

Admit it!!

Admit it!!

I'm posting this on fb

[wild_kuken]

I'll be sure to tag Lieselotte if you do, I bet she'd love to hear you dream of her fucking the awesome me

[(Anonymous)]

most fandom people i talk with at cons aren't aware of lj/dw's existence unless they used lj before. dw gets even less recognition unless they're a dw rper already, since panfandom games are popular here.

[(Anonymous)]

AY, WHY YOU ACTIN SO CRAY-CRAY




(five imaginary dollars to whoever catches this reference)

(sob i want the next season so bad)

[dererste]

[tAKES A MOMENT to consider if lottie would actually care about that. He is not sure??? but he is willing to risk it...Roderich might flip out but whatever]

TATTLE TALE!!

DIRTY TATTLE TALE!!


UNFORGIVABLE!!!


I won't be deterred!! Lottie's embarrassed angry face is like the finest dessert for me!!


Prepare for public humiliation the same that you have brought down on me again and gain!! [DOES IT ANYWAY bc he lacks foresight and impulse control]

Re: ITT: Hetalia fics/doujinshi circles/comics you wish would update

[(Anonymous)]

Night Like This omg how long has that been
I miss this fic so much

Sometimes I wonder if writers get to the crescendo of the good parts of fic, then can't bear to write their sad endings when they were obviously headed that direction.

[(Anonymous)]

Because they want money.

[wild_kuken]

[if she were to guess it would come right after "I have been sleeping with Lottie" and "I have been enjoying Lieselotte" in the list of things that she would care about, there are better ways to announce that kind of thing to the world you know.]

Great, and when you're done with that you can come tell this anon for me why men suck at finding the clitoris

[Tags both Germanies and Brandenburg while she's at it, you want the public involved in your temper tantrum so be it.]

[dererste]

[Is it really a secret if EVERYONE KNOWS bc of the quality "bonding" time they'v been spending with opposite austrias? Surely everyone knows they aren't having overnight tea parties and in his opinion, how can they tell he isn't joking?]

[BUT WhoaH WO W WHOAH YOU ARE GOING TOO FAR. you ARE GOING LIKE PSYCHO LEVELS GETTING BRANDENBURG INVOLVED THAT IS NOT RIGHT]


[UNTAGS THEM ALL]


[AND FUCKING UNFRIENDS YOU]

[he's kinda pissed, he was half joking but YOU TOOK IT TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL]

You're the one who fuckin' sucks