part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: itt: life dreams realized

[(Anonymous)]

the big deal is that it's food from a movie that you can order at a Beauty and the Beast restaurant

[fraustria]

[SIGH]

Cover your eyes, anonymous.

[dererste]

GARDEN HOSE!! INDUSTRIAL FUCKING STRENGTH, FIRE GRADE GARDEN HOSE!!

[(Anonymous)]

EEEEK NOOO! IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE FLIMSY WRINKLY AS-SEEN-ON-TV HOSES!!

[dererste]

[HE CAN'T WITH YOU STARING AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO PRETEND YOU AREN'T SEEING SO HE HAS A WINDOW TO TUCK HIMSELF IN PROPERLY. Conveniently folds his hands over it]


The ones talkin' shit are the ones who are vulgar!! It's the best plan of attack because they can't deny what they see with their own eyes!!

[(Anonymous)]

[covers eyes]

I did

But I can still see it in my head!!

[dererste]

YOU!! YOU WAN TO FIGHT, HAH?! WHIP OUT YOURS THEN!!!

[fraustria]

Then hum Beethoven's 5th to yourself until the image fades.

[(Anonymous)]

the tiger

[fraustria]

[stares at your hands]

No, you are merely encouraging their misbehaviour. And you are causing mental anguish to young Anonymous. I forbid you to show indecent parts of yourself to anyone else.

[(Anonymous)]

I--

which one is that again?

[(Anonymous)]

I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!!!!

[dererste]

WHICH MEANS YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

[fraustria]

[clears throat]

This one.

[hum along, now]

[dererste]

[FIDGETS]

Keh!! It's nothing they haven't seen before!! This is the freakin' meme!! [FROWNS AT FROWNS AT HIS PENIS BEING FORBIDDEN FROWNS]

What if it's a damn emergency?! What if I need to take a leak?!

[(Anonymous)]

THE MORE YOU YELL THE SMALLER IT GETS!!!!

[dererste]

PROVE THAT SCIENTIFICALLY!!

[fraustria]

[STARES]

Use the bathroom like a respectable person. I will thank you not to contribute to the atmosphere of degeneracy.

[(Anonymous)]

along those lines

i want to search online for a massive sign fuck-up a strip mall nearby did a few years ago, but I'm a bit wary to search for "giant dicks sign". you know.

[(Anonymous)]

GET ME A RULER!!

[dererste]

Tch!! [HRRRHHHHH POUTY]



Fine!! Be sure to tell that to the wild long hair winter wildebeest you call a Prussia too!! N-Now stop staring at me so hard, christ!! [TURNS AROUND AND ADJUSTS UNDERWEAR AND ANATOMY CAREFULLY before zipping himself up]

[dererste]

MEASURE IT OLD SCHOOL WITH YOUR FUCKIN' FINGERS!!! [wait]


FROM A DISTANCE!! EYEBALL IT!!

[(Anonymous)]

A lot of things common in tumblr art styles irritate me (horseface of pretentiousness, big Rudolph noses, block eyebrows, white characters drawn like ~PoC~, etc.) but you what I hate most?

SIDEBURNS. ON CHARACTERS THAT DON'T HAVE SIDEBURNS. I hate this so much, and I even see it from artists with styles I really like. I can tolerate non-canon body hair to an extent but fucking sideburns on America or England or Russia or Latvia etc. it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

don't steal the signage

[(Anonymous)]

FUCKING

[dererste]

[STUFFS YOU INTO A BAG TO THROW YOU INTO THE MEME OCEAN]