aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[Excuse you this is not TLC, this is not TLC at all. But hand over the mouth does make her shush, though she's still got puppy eyes turned on you.]

Mmmmppft ffmmft ppmmfft mm hmm!!

When I remove my hand, please explain concisely what the problem is.

[Takes it away!]

Who are you rooting for?

Germany. I put money on that Germany will be in the lead after ten minutes. DON'T FAIL ME NOW.

[tries to use words that you will understand...!]

Gil is being vulgar and harassing me with unfounded statements about my anatomy and your anatomy and his anatomy!

[okay no this is too hard, how do you even talk like this all the time!?] He's insulting and slandering me left and right and then had the audacity to get mad at me and shut me out of his life completely!! [Therefore she wants sympathy and reassurance that their sex life is better than Gil and Lottie's!!]

....And you came up because he said I was inexperienced with men because of how much bigger his dick is than yours! Which now all our friends and bosses and everyone who uses Facebook can see and will gossip about. Including Frankreich. [See this is why you should care. Casually doesn't mention that line had anything to do with her assessment of dick size, her explanation accurate in essence!]

SCHLAAAAAND!! WE'RE GONNA WIN!!!

[Alright, vulgar, check. Anatomy, good, he's following, nodding along. Why can't you talk like this more often? It's much easier when he's not distracted by cursing and obscenities]

I see. You have had a typically juvenile quarrel. Shut you out of his life? [that is a dramatic sentiment for just unfollowing you, he does not understand. And how is he supposed to know if their sex life is better? He is certainly better at it than Gilbert, but then it stands to reason Lieselotte is better at it than you..............]

And then what hap- [Ah, there is is. The distracting phrasing that makes him go red and sputtery] I- I fail to see the correlation- what?! [FRANCE????????? FACEBOOK????] Whatever is being spread around, I want removed immediately! Why are you both constantly discussing these things?!

If they hadn't gone up against Germany, I would've been rooting for Brazil. But Germany's my favorite team.

[Considering how much of their lives are lived on Twitter and the Internet at large it's effectively the same thing! Especially since Miss Grudge Holder here has decided to employ the cold shoulder method to deal with him.]

I can't he blocked me from everything!!! I wasn't discussing anything!! I told you he only put it online because I wouldn't reply to it!!!

[Clings to your arm and WHIIIIIINEESSSS see see being the bigger party only made things worse! And better sex life in the healthier sense!! She's never called you a prostitute!]

The innocent me is being attacked from my own home! I wanna stay with you for the rest of the week- no, two weeks!!

GERMANY GO GO GERMANY!!!

If that is the case then you should really consider
using the remaining three hours to stock up on victory beer
and other celebratory beverages, right?

[aka: Dear neighbour please spend your money at his place~€]

Oho! You're right!! I better text West!

[Poor Lux, Prussia doesn't spend her own money on beer! ~~She spends Bavaria's.~~]

[NONSENSE. GET OFF THE COMPUTER.]

Then demand he remove it in person?!

[He does not understand ANY OF THIS. Stares at you clinging like the snow monkey you are, bewildered. And there's healthy, and then there's sexually satisfying. But no, he has set the bar pretty low with that little escapade]

Attacked? I am not following- two weeks?

[two weeks of cooking for and entertaining you???]

I wish I had your guts, anon

/just put money on Germany in general

Wunderbar, you do just that... after all, you might need a lot.
wonderful (But no chocolate bar.)
[Like he cares who of that crazy family (that he still declares not being related to) is paying his bills,
he takes any €uro he can get and his alcohol is temptingly low priced thanks to low taxes.].

And [smiles] may I suggest not to forget to fill up your car after your little shopping trip.

[His petrol is also cheaper than yours.]

Or Lithuania

Sideburns on top of sideburns

[THAT'S CRAZY OLD PEOPLE TALK

Huffs at your lack of understanding. But not going to explain further because now they've gotten to the point she was trying to reach! And excuse you, at least she's never caused you to suppress any memories of actually sleeping with her!!]

The helpful as a little bird me will do all the cleaning! [If she's properly praised for it. She can also cook a little bit or order take-out but she feels like you would reject those options on principle!]

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What bugs you in smut fics, art and RP? It can be kinks or characterization or whatever.

[RUFFLES YOUR HAIR mostly to disrupt that business man smile! It's creepy!!]

And how much does the advice cost, huh!?

[Tempting for Germany, perhaps, but she still has her old Iron Curtain buddies to bum booze off of. You can't beat Czech prices!]

[YOU ARE A CRAZY OLD PERSON

Fine, he'll remain befuddled while she takes advantage of his hospitality. And- well- no- but he doesn't suppress memories of Gilbert because it was bad, just because it was Gilbert!]

Tsk...if you allow me peace and quiet and cause no mischief in my house, then very well, you may stay for...a time. [PROMISING NOTHING. No, he will cook, thank you. Unless you want to cough up the cash for dinner out]

blood D:

Not enough foreplay. :|

Dirty talk, especially if it features something like "Look at how eager you are, you filthy slut". I usually end up finding it comical.

Smut that doesn't know it's non-consensual. I actually love non-con, but if the vibe I get from the story is that the author means the scene to be romantic and healthy, fuck no.

[SHE IS YOUNG IN SPIRIT!!

And it's not taking advantage so much! She wanted some time with him anyway! This is a thing that people who lo-li-something each other do!! ~~Besides even before Gil started antagonizing her she really was starting to feel insecure and jealous over their other halves~~]

Two weeks!! It's gonna be awesome!!! Oh, we can watch the game tonight right!? I'll give you a blowie if we win!!

[winks and drags you back to Vienna before you freak out in public again!]

No characterization. It's not enough for me to know what body part goes where. I want the characters to talk, think and act in a way that fits them instead of losing all personality they have. If I could replace the names in the sex scene so that it's impossible to guess which characters are in it, the scene sucks.

There are actually people who write porn scenes without names and go "just insert your OTP into this! :D" like they've done something great. Fuck that.

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