part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

[There is a solution to that problem dearest drinking partner.]

Mmppbfft!!

Re: Campfire time

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe we can switch songs to something that bothers you less, Miss Germany?

/quiets down

The sky is red tonight
We're on the edge tonight
No shooting star to guide us

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

[Aaand once her mouth is free.]

Aww don't worry about her anon, the awesome me liked your song!!

Re: Campfire time

[(Anonymous)]

But since she's here, we should extend our courtesy.

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

No offense kiddo but West here is too in love with her headphones to ever want to hear other people singing! Even her too cute older sister, who raised her from childhood, gets cut off by those damn things!!

Re: Campfire time

[(Anonymous)]

:(

Maybe we should sign up for singing lessons. And then she prolly won't mind our singing as much.

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

Singing lessons are for quitters! Besides she's just stubborn, she cuts off Austria too.

Re: Campfire time

[(Anonymous)]

Does she cut herself off?

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

......I dunno if West sings! I don't think so?

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

Excuse me. [WITHERING LOOK. Do not slander her! She is not so rude!]

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

[She will slander you when it comes to your resemblances to Austria, she swears you love those headphones as much as she loves her damn piano!]

West!!! Sing a song!!! Anything!!!

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

[she dOES BUT THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS]

A-Ah...["Anything" piques her interest but she is too shy to sing in public without Austria so no waay]

P-Perhaps later...

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

[IS IT A MATCH COVETED THROUGH HOLY MATRIMONY LIKE AUSTRIA AND HER PIANO WIFE???]

So you do sing!? [well that piques her interest, and she rolls over onto her stomach, looking over you as she props herself up on her elbows.]

Come onnn!! Just a little!! The proud as a mama bird me wants to hear your singing voice!

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

[SHE WOULD MARRY IF IT WAS LEGAL]


Well, of course. There was hardly anything to do over at Lieselotte's house as a child aside from participating in her music lessons. [She didn't have a choice growing up with Austria but hey, now she has a lovely voice. YOU'RE MAKING HER FLUSHY. Shakes her head]

I said later, Schwester, we should be sleeping, not singing.

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

[takes her hand away because you are slobbering all over her. Do you really want her to get plastered to embarrass you in front of all these people?]


Please try to get some rest instead, Schwester, this is supposed to be a vacation! [Vacation for her meaning she sits around with her headphones on full blast, and if you are singing so loud she can hear you, that is a problemo]

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

[Mission accomplished! And possibly, she's torn between embarrassment and amusement in that situation.]

Vacation is for relaxing, and I don't know about you but I'm perfectly relaxed!! You would be too if you didn't wait for all the men to disappear before showing up you freaking misandrist!

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

[Mutti is around and lurking, don't purposely make yourself look like a bad older sister, thanks. AND OH NO BINGO. FLUSHES. Shoves at you with a foot as she lays back down, excuse you.]

N-Nonsense! I-I did not wait for--I am not!! [DEATH LOOK]

For your information, I was guiding an hour long seminar on campfire safety, is all! That you did not attend! Honestly, Schwester! You're ridiculous! Why do you insist on saying that about me?! I have nothing against men!

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

[Excuse you Miss Modern but there's nothing wrong with drinking around the campfire, Mutti would probably join in if she could get you to sing songs of your victorious battles! CACKLES at that foot shove, damn straight she was right, she knows you!]

I'm just saying it's suspicious how you're never around when the men are!! And really, at least come up with better excuses! A campfire safety seminar while someone lit us campfire and then disappeared? That's not even an interesting coincidence!!!

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

[JUST FURIOUS HEAD SHAKING]

I am not discussing this with you! My movements have absolutely nothing to do with the presence of men on the campsite! I did not authorize anyone to light a fire before attending the seminar, however, that is a matter I will investigate thoroughly afterwards. [HRUMPHS]

Though...I will relent attendance was disappointingly low and mainly consisted of a scattering of eyes.gif, but the seminar proceed on as planned beforehand and had nothing to do with who was or wasn't present on site! It was a coincidence, though you are free to believe what you'd like.

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

Ouch! Touchy!! Kesesesese!! It's fine with me if you hide from all the men here though, but I'm still keeping your credit card hostage until you introduce yourself to Roderich.

[Though Roddy himself will be severely disappointed when Prussia's generous offers to pay for all their dates suddenly stop.]

Speaking of eyes.gif!!! Your freaking play nice tactic isn't working at all!! Just the other day I got in an argument with one who wanted to see me make out with Ludwig- you know, you with a dick!!

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

[EYEBROW TWITCH but she's not falling for that bait]

Very well. It is not like I am hiding from the man, after all, he is only hard to find. He seems very busy. Though fair warning, if you hurt my credit score, we both will be exchanging words with Hessen and Brandenburg. [who she knows runs your life better than she ever could. SPUTTERS AT THAT NEXT THING]

S-Schwester!! Please refrain from refering to my male self by his genitalia! It is utterly degrading and inappropriate! I've told you a thousand times to stop falling for the eyes.gif's goading! Honestly, you are a military genius, but you lack a basic, functioning common sense--They are like children! If you argue with them, you are at fault!

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

You need me to draw you a map?

[WHINY GROAN both at you not falling for her ploy and threatening to tell their sisters. That is low and this is why they still have trust issues between them never mind swiping your card in the first place contributes to that too, it was totally in the spirit of fun!]

WEEEEEEESSSTTTTTTTT WHAT THE HELL!? You unfun stubborn brat, what's with threatening to get them involved!?!

Keh, yeah they're children and you won't let me put them in time out in the vacuum bags anymore. [which she totally did to that one but shhhh] Are you suggesting I spank them now? See, stubborn!!

Re: Campfire time

[femany]

More like, I need you to draw him a map. Did you not bring him along? [mutter mutter mutter. She is having the hardest time not to roll her eyes at you right now]

You stole my credit card!! That is OUTRIGHT thievery, Schwester!! No matter the cause!! You are fortunate I didn't go straight to them immediately after discovering what you had done! [SHE IS ONLY THREATENING YOU TO KEEP YOUR SPENDING IN CHECK, MISS EASY WITH THE EUROS]

And absolutely not! That is abusive! You need to reinforce their good behavior and ignore the bad! I gave you several books on positive parenting to read, you should study them! It'll benefit you with your little self and the eyes.gif!

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[whorestria]

...I am here, you know.

[You know just in case you all totally missed him sitting over here reading a book in his Summer Wear (read: coat off and sleeves rolled up)]

Re: Campfire time

[wild_kuken]

Of course not, not only would the idiot get lost even if I managed to convince him to come by some miracle, but lake-side camping is literally everything he hates all rolled up into one! Think Lieselotte but less...sturdy. [and yes that was the most positive way she could think to phrase it.]

It's not thievery if I intend to give it back!! [LISTEN SHE'S ALREADY TAKEN 2TRL EUROS FROM YOU OVER THE LAST 25 YEARS, WHAT'S A FEW HUNDRED MORE!?]

Oh my god, I don't need books on positive parenting. [ACTUALLY ROLLS HER EYES AT YOU but not before giving you a Look. Really Germany, don't try to teach the person who raised you how to raise kids. And for that matter not every kid is you, certainly not Teuton or the eyes.gif.]