part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

Freaking copycats, all of you!! I did it on the first day!!!

[But it's HOT AS BALLS in Berlin at the moment so don't mind if she does take a little dip.]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[whorestria]

[casually sits on the shore reading a book

with a parasol, sunhat, shades and a cocktail, obviously. Still in two parts of a three piece suit, but at least he took his tie off]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

[swims up to the shore like the mermaid she is.]

So my little tent invader finally woke up, huh?

What'cha reading? [tries to peek at the cover of your book.]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[whorestria]

[stares at over his sunglasses. Aren't mermaids supposed to be tople- ]

Invader? I was invited.

[Unspokenly invited.]

...The Odyssey.

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

[Ask nicely.]

I don't remember th- the Odyssey? This whole role reversal thing you've got going on is hot and all, but that's way too heavy for vacation reading even for the smart as a little bird me.

Re: Final camping trip thread

[whorestria]

[Rejected.]

You lack patience. I think it is suitable for a waterside trip. This is the perfect opportunity to do time-consuming things, as I have time to consume.

[As if he doesn't everyday]

...Is there anything living in there?

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

[Stingy!]

I said too heavy, not too long! [pout, pout, how dare you doubt her ability to commit to her precious books.]

Not that I've seen! If the little master is feeling warm in his stuffy suit though I can play bodyguard against the seaweed for you!!!

Re: Final camping trip thread

[whorestria]

Then you lack a sense of gravitas. [oh hush]

No, thank you, that will not be necessary. I only wish to know if I am safe here at the edge. I have no intention of splashing around in a lake, goodness knows what has been in there.

[...]

Are we alone?

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

So did you just not bathe until indoor plumbing was invented or what?

[Looks around. Hmmmm, Italy appears distracted and far enough away not to have noticed them...unless there's someone else he's worried about?]

All clear Specs!

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

[anon yells out from the shore]

ARE YOU NAKED?!?!

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

DEPENDS! ARE YOU AMERICAN?

[because if it's just her, Austria, and Italy, then there's nothing wrong with indulging in Freikoerperkultur but Americans always make such a big deal out of it.]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

YES!

[frei who what now]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

THEN NO SUCH LUCK ANON!

[good old fashioned German nudity, dear anon.]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

AWWWWWWW.....

[Germany has a word for it?!]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

KESESESESESESE, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!

[More than a word!]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

COME OOOOOOON WHAT IF THERE IS NO NEXT TIME

[~*~the more you know~*~]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

THEN YOU CAN DIE KNOWING YOU'VE SEEN ME IN A CUTE BIKINI!!

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

don't let the lake sharks bite!

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

There are no lake sharks!!

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

are so, are so--THERE'S ONE RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

[!! TURNS AROUND AND- ]

Nothing's there!! [splashes!]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

[IN A BARBIE RAFT]

[SOAKED NOW GOSH]

Skkkkrrrt! Skrrrrrrt!! No fair, you're big! And you missed it! It's underwater!!

[splashes back but lbr gif splashes ain't nothin']

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

You're just trying to scare me!!

[and it worked for like two seconds!]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[(Anonymous)]

Why would I do thaaaaaaat?

[paddles circles around in her raft]

Re: Final camping trip thread

[wild_kuken]

Because you're a brat! I say it's time for you to learn how to swim!!