part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Well, sure!

[wild_kuken]

Yeah!! The cute as a little bird me likes sundresses, especially when it's hot as balls in the summer!

But in that era, bleh, I did but only when it was the absolute last freaking choice!!! They were heavy and restrictive and awful!! In my awesome opinion there's no event where my dress uniform wouldn't have suited just fine but apparently high society disagreed!

Old Fritz was awesome about that though, if court balls and shit were being held in Berlin he'd let me wear my dress uniform instead of a dress.

[(Anonymous)]

Mmm, but dresses give you a better breeze, you know! Even if you're wearing old timey stuff.

[wild_kuken]

No, no, no, trust me anon! Those old dresses had no breeze at all!! You were in layers and layers of stupid shit!! Besides! Who the hell cares about a breeze nine months out of the year!?

[(Anonymous)]

People who live in places where it's hot! Where I live it's only cold like, maybe 3 months...


So when you were wearing guy clothes

did you have to wear a cup?

[wild_kuken]

I had to wear wool clothes when I lived in Jerusalem, you all are spoiled!!!

[Alternate explanation for why Teuton is such an asshole, hot and cranky!]

Pffft. No. I had my trousers specially tailored for me. I was the sexiest soldier you'd ever have the bad luck to meet!!

[(Anonymous)]

Nuh uh! You're spoiled! [perfet comeback] [also that would make sense, really]


MMmmmnnnn. But were you really sexy, since, you guys didn't bathe all that much back then?

[wild_kuken]

Kesesese, is that the best you've got anon??

Oy!! I bathed!! Enough!!

[(Anonymous)]

No, I've also got something behind my back!

[and anon does. but what? but... what.]

[sniffs]

I dunno, when's the last time you showered?

[wild_kuken]

Wha- What? What do you have?? [curious!]

This morning!! Keh, I'm modern me!! Eastern Germany! We have modern plumbing!

[(Anonymous)]

Make a guess!

Are you sure...?

[nose wrinkle]

[wild_kuken]

...Candy??

[nose wrinkle back, anon what you're smelling is the victory booze from earlier in the night]

Yeah!! I'm sure!!

[(Anonymous)]

Noooope.

[takes a step closer]

I dunno... smells kinda like you need another shower!

[wild_kuken]

Then what is it!?

[steps back!]

Y-You!! Cheeky!! I smell fine!

[(Anonymous)]

[steps forward!!]

[and brings out]

[a big fat water balloon]

[just smiles :D]

[wild_kuken]

[!!]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT!?

[(Anonymous)]

[smile smile smile]

[STEP. FORWARD.]

[RAISES. ARM.]

[wild_kuken]

FU-

[STARTS BOOKING IT]

[(Anonymous)]

[SKIPS FORWARD]

[CHUCKS IT AT YOU WITH ALL HER ANONNY MIGHT]

[wild_kuken]

[HIT!]


[congratulations anon you have taken out an inebriated prussia!]