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aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm
part 353 whalers on the moon
We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.
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(Anonymous) 2014-07-01 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
No. You may not.
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[you and mutti both made such a big deal about mother's and father's day and then neither of you show up, grumble grumble!]
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[...]
[...]
[has no idea what he's looking at and would like more information to what he's holding]
....? [INTENSE questioning look that probably looks more like he's really pissed off you lobbed something at him and you have .5 seconds to explain]
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You missed Father's Day! It was a couple weeks ago, but I'm sure Gil made an ass out of himself in your honor or something. [she says lovingly okay, you know, because German father's day is special.]
They're hair ties! [like a hundred of them, all in different colors!]
See, in the future we have elastics so they'll hold better than cloth ties! You know, so even if it's hot as balls and you're sweating like a pig it won't matter!
[Without sight of Saxony who else is gonna think of the summer plight of long hair!!?]
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...I would hope not. [but okay, looks inside]
Ah...[oooohhh, colorful. He's furrowing his brow at "hot as balls" and "sweating like a pig" but okay.]
A thoughtful gift. I thank you. [heavy hair ruffle]
Would you honor me...? [holds one hair tie out to you, do his hair, shortie]
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Heh. You should ask him what he got up to!
[BIG GRIN at the hair ruffle, oh my god what is this you're not being quiet and scary and judgey for once!?]
You're welco- Really!? S-Sure!! Kesesese, don't worry Vater I'm the best when it comes to hair!!
[Takes it, and scoots around behind you, running her hands through your hair and starting to scoop it up. Shortie means this is gonna be a low ponytail, yo.]
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...Mn. I believe we both benefit if I remain ignorant. [aka he doesn't want to know because if it bothers him he will have to beat some ass and it is hot and humid outside and he is a big, heavy guy to be running after a sprightly and energetic Gilbert]
Good. I trust myself in your care. [aw you're kinda cute. Stands as this biiiiiig giant silent mountain while you run your hands through his luxuriously thick and silky hair that is free from any lice or filth because unlike his children, he is a professional. There is a grunt of approval as she finishes. Then he silently extends the rest of the ties towards you for to pick one out]
[papa is quietly offering to do your hair, girl]
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It's not too tight is it?
[She looks a little confused at first because goddamn it she's still not used to quiet Germanias. You're weird! Use your words!! But she does get it eventually and points to a blueish one.]
Matches my eyes, see!
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[shakes his head. This is as much as he talks, deal with it!!]
Mhm. Very pretty. [Talking to her with all the patience required for four year olds. But okay, steps behind her. Just gonna...expertly braid her hair. This might take a while]
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And she would be insulted by the tone and all but honestly this is basically one of her oldest and most private dreams come true so be as quiet as and take as long as you want. Well, almost anyway, obviously she used to picture her mother doing her hair for her.
Just imagine an itty bitty pre-Teuton Julchen brushing and braiding and generally playing with Mutti Germania's hair for hours and hours and you'll have a pretty good idea what their good days were like. And it's not like Germania ignored her little bit of fuzz she called hair because she wasn't bald, thank you very much Teuton but you know, it's not really the same as brushing and styling with a little bit of motherly affection. She's always kind of regretted that her hair didn't start growing until long after Germania was gone.
So yeah. Take your time! Even without the sentimentality, hair brushing is the number one way to get Julchen to calm down. In fact she might just be humming a little happily to herself as you finish up...!]
Wahh im being pulled away
That is the saddest thing in the world and if she told him that she'd break his heart. YOU POOR SHAVED LITTLE CHILD. A good number of his sons grew their hair long, so he is no stranger to braids and brushing.
He may lack the motherly affection touch but surely she can settle for some gentle fatherly diligence. Ties off her braid so softly she can barely feed it]
There we are.
go do the things bb <33
Danke, Vater!
[Awkward pause, then hugs you....! Okay now she's gonna run off before that gets weird. BUT DON'T BE SAD Julchen was a happy baby and more importantly now he's cheered her for at least a week!]
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(Anonymous) 2014-07-01 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)I told anon to jump on the couch
it was me
it was
me
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Remain standing, then, until the sun sets. [that should give you some appreciation for SITTING PROPERLY.]
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(Anonymous) 2014-07-01 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)But
what if I gotta pee
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...
...
...Stand in a field.
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(Anonymous) 2014-07-01 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)I can't pee standing up
I am
a girl
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...
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....[but he doesn't want to deal with explaining this to you. You aren't his child HE IS A MAN OF MANY SONS]
................You are dismissed. Run along and be sure to behave.
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(Anonymous) 2014-07-01 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)....... Okay!!!
I'm gonna go pee first
sitting down, though
[runs off to pee and behave and all that ogod stuff]
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