part 353 whalers on the moon

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We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[teainyourface]

[SLAPPED?!! THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR PETS, YOUNG LADY. THAT HURT. FUCKING WAILS]


OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! YOU BEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTLY WOMAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGHHHHGHGHGHHH!!! [JUST A LITTLE, his face now has a nice textured sole burning across it but he's mainly being loud for dramatics to make you look crazy in public]

[regnavenus]

[then they should behave]

Now, now. Act in a respectable manner and keep your hands to yourself. You are being very difficult.

[teainyourface]

[That is abusive]


ME?!! MORE LIKE YOU!!! ON BOTH COUNTS!! [sobs like the melodramatic overgrown child he is and rubs his face.]

You've struck me twice!! T-THIS IS SPOUSAL ABUSE--THIS TIME FOR SURE--I DEMAND A DIVORCE!! [disregard it isn't because they aren't actually married yet, he is trying to speak in terms her crazy little mind understands]

[regnavenus]

Stop that. Come here. [RUBS HIS FACE FOR HIM, there.]

And stop being ridiculous, you cannot divorce me without first marrying me. [rubrub...but...hm. A fair point, even if she's pretty sure you can only divorce her if she cheats on you or something. VERY WELL. WANTS TO KEEP YOU SWEET-ISH.] But I will refrain from striking you. Now behave.

[teainyourface]

--!! [RUBBED. HE HAS THE DISTINCT FEELING HE IS BEING HANDLED LIKE A CHILD


AND HE's not sure if he dislikes it. Hhmhmhmhmhmphmhm...That feels kinda nice DESPITE HIS REPULSION at her touch and he quiets. Mphmhmhmhm...]

Annulment of this forced engagement then!! [hmmm...MhMHPHMMHM....NO!! NO HE WON'T LET HER SWAY HIM WITH HER FEMININE TOUCH. HE MUST REBEL LIKE ANON SAID OR HE'LL BECOME UGLY. What did she say, anyway? something like she'd refrain from striking him which is basically free pass to what he likes, isn't it?

shoves his finger into her mouth while she's saying the word behave]

[regnavenus]

[There, there. He should be good and let her soothe him and feed him until he is tamed and docile like a wild rabbit. Not watching his hands because she is so focused and caring right now, see, don't you want to marry hFINGER IN HER MOUTHG!Q?



BITES!!!!!!!]

Mmmphh!!

[teainyourface]

[At first he's laughing at the repulsed, shocked look on her face and

then she

chomps down

so hard


it turns into a LONG ANGUISHED SHRIEK OF AGONY AND SUFFERING LIKE HE HAS NEVERK NOWN BEFORE]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LEGGO YOU--YOU--MOTHER OF CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR--LET GO!! LET GO YOU DAMN BEAST!! [WRENCHES HIS FINGER FREE OF THE BEAR TRAP THAT IS HER MOUTH AND HOPS THE FUCK AROUND FLAPPING IT wiLDLY BEFORE SHOVING HIS HAND BETWEEN HIS LEGS]

YOU!!! W-WHY'D YOU BITE DOWN FOR?!!

[regnavenus]

[no no she's not listening

the look on her face is one of trauma right now her mouth tastes weird and feels funny like she might die

makes strange soft wailing noises as she sinks down to the floor with her head in her hands]

Hhhh- hhhhhhhh- eeeehhhhgggghh- !!

[MOUTH OPEN BECAUSE SHE IS AFRAID TO CLOSE IT BECAUSE IT IS FULL OF GERMS. MOANS]

Ih wah a efleh!!

[teainyourface]

[UH OH UHOH WHAT IS SHE DOING WHY IS SHE SINKING DOWN OH GOD OH NO DID HE BREAK HER]


O-O-OI!! G-GET OFF THE FLOOR!! WHAT WILL YOUR MEN THINK OF ME IF THEY SEE YOU LIKE THIS, HAH?! Damn you!! I won't be blamed for this!! UP!! UP YOU GO!! [oh god, bitten finger forgotten, pulling her to her feet wHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HER MOUTH did he HURT HER...what did anon say about contagious jawlines..OH NO, DID HE INFECT HER WITH HIS HOHENZOLLERN JAW]

Y-You, are you feeling alright?! [is she feeling more chiseled and handsome?!]

I-I was just playing around, you know!! S-So, whatever disease you catch, don't be pissed!! It'll probably be a personal improvement anyway!!

[regnavenus]

[HE DID, HE DID BREAK HER AND SHE WOULD BE RETHINKING EVERYTHING IF SHE COULD THINK OF THINGS OTHER THAN HER BURNING TONGUE RIGHT NOW. SHE FEELS SO STRANGE, MAYBE SHE IS CATCHING HIS JAW.

FULL BODY SHUDDER AS SHE'S PULLED UP. Just looks at him with her tongue poking out and a look on her face like she's going to cry]

...'y 'ongue... [his hands are so incredibly filthy her mouth is tingling and she is starting to have a panic reaction. WOBBLES.] Ih-eeeeee?! [WHAT DISEASE]

[teainyourface]

Ahhh, shit--D-Does your jaw feel funny?! Facial hair!! Do you feel a beard growing in?! Or Manly--Do you feel more handsome?! [SHE IS HAVING A MAJOR OVER REACTION AND CRYING WILL LEAD TO HIM ABANDONING HER COMPLETELY AND MAKING A RUN FOR IT. If she wasn't completely freaking him out right now he'd think she'd look cute like this, like a little panting trembly Pomeranian]

Your tongue??! What about your tongue?! GOD AS MY WITNESS, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOUR TONGUE!! I-I just jammed my finger in, it's WAS A joke! I-It's not my fault you're damn weak and fall ill so easily!! T-The hell do you want me to do, hah!?! All I have on me is water! I-Is that the cure?! I'll kindly give it to you for your swift recovery but you better remember what you said about no striking, understood?! I won't forgive you otherwise!! Tch!! [shovES A FLASK INTO HER HANDS]

[regnavenus]

Ehhh??!? [WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT, FACIAL HAIR??? HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FACIAL HAIR. She is very cute and he enjoys tormenting small cute things doesn't he] 'y 'ongue i'- ah!

[FLAPPING AT HIM AND TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT HER TONGUE FEELS LIKE IT'S COATED IN A LAYER OF MOLD until he finally produces water, THANK GOD. Takes it frantically and rinses her mouth out, then drinks and drinks for a minute



and finally breathes a siiiiiiighhh]





...That was vile.

[teainyourface]

[SHUT UP THEY ARE GROWING IN, HE HAS BABY STUBBLE THAT IS MANLY. And he does but he doesn't like it when they're helpless ]


....


....[Just staring at her with interest while she downs his entire flask down. Well then, at least he knows she can swallow if they get forced into this marriage]


--TSK!! YOU'RE VILE!! That was your fault entirely for fuckin' provoking the too beautiful me!! I hope you learned a damn lesson from this and stop harassing the fearsome me!!

[regnavenus]

[He is as smooth as a shaved piglet.


...


He knows she bites as well now, doesn't he]

I did nothing to provoke that- I told you to keep your hands to yourself! When we return home you are bathing! Ugh, disgusting.

[teainyourface]

[okay, never mind]


Which is exactly what provoked me!!! And like hell I will! Starting today, my personal preference is to be filthy so you keep your hands to yourself! Anon has forewarned me!! My chasity is in danger!! [HE TAKES ORDERS FROM NO ONEEE. He's not getting no habsburg jaw, thank you]

[regnavenus]

It is not up for debate. Come, I will have a bath drawn for y-





...Chastity?

[Really...............looks down curiously]

[teainyourface]

As if I care for that!! I refuse to obey!! [Not really...well..not properly....he's never stuck it inside inside a girl if that's what she's asking, let alone a proper, classy lady? Never.]

Chastity!!! Y-YOU!! WHAT'S WITH THAT FACE!! [WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT, PUTS HIS SWEATY and SMELLY TRICORN HAT OVER HER FACE]

[regnavenus]

I had not realised...

[wow. That is interesting. Not sure if want.]

That is- mmph! [MUFFLED. CAN'T BREATHE.] Get off!

[teainyourface]

WHATEVER IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH---[SMUUUSSHHHEEEEESSSSS]


I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING IT!! [THAT IS IT HE IS STORMING OFF]


DAMN IT, YOUR FACE PISSES ME OFF!! JUST FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO GO JUMP INTO A MUD PILE!!

[regnavenus]

Mmph- no! Wait- don't you dare!

[SHOVES HAT AWAY AND RACES AFTER. GOING TO FORCE A BATH ON HIM AND DISCREETLY QUESTION HIM ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE, WHAT IS SHE WORKING WITH HERE]