aphanon_meme | part 29 has an unoriginal title

part 29 has an unoriginal title

Is this real life? Are we really almost 30 parts in? ~~I feel so old.~~ It's so crazy. You guys are awesome.

Enjoy part 29! :)

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Nah, let's do Cuba. I haven't hung out with my bro Fidel in a while.

Try anything and you'll have a hoarde of furious Canadians on hand. Ask Marie Antoinette what happens when royals get too high-handed and piss the proles off.

Our subjects have always loved us.

We have read about this Marie Antoinette. She was a twittering fool whose aristocracy got out of control because her and her king's hands weren't strong enough to keep them on their leashes.

Also, she was French. What did you expect?

Times have changed. Ask Arthur yourself; you don't have the command you used to.

Even a hard-knuckled English lass like yourself wouldn't make it.

Oh, and drop the royal "we". It's annoying!

~~I hear the English rather fancy getting paddled. I'd be happy to oblige, madam Tudor. ...also, your dad had mad syphilis.~~

We will make it work.

Even if we wanted to stop, we couldn't.

...but perhaps if you accept British dominion, we will make an effort.

~~It was kingly syphilis, thank you very much.~~

[waggles eyebrows]

I'll accept your British dominion... in bed.

[raises her queenly pimp hand]

[pimpslaps]

The cheek.

[rolls with the slap, turns back to face her, grinning]

Try my other cheeks, Majesty. They come with the highest recommendation.

We have no idea what you're talking about.

We don't think we would like it very much if we did.

Never caned a Canadian then, eh, ma'am?

[LEER]

We don't like where this discussion is headed.

[may have to give you the royal right hook]

[can duck punches like a pro]

Your loss, Bessie. ;)

Now stop fucking with my country.

We haven't even started, little man. You should address your monarch properly.

Uh-uh. I liked Liz II okay, but you's a bitch.

Je t'aimerais plus si tu seras nu, peut-être.

[looks him up and down condescendingly] We have always prided ourselves on our discerning taste, and we're afraid that you fall below our standards.

[spreads legs teasingly]

Your loss.

Top-notch Canadian maple log right here.

[watches warily for aggressive feet]

[as if she would ever do anything so unseeming]

Trees are meant to be cut down, Sir Trudeau.

If it's up inside your vagina dentata I probably won't mind.

[exudes Trudeau!Pheromones]

[royal sneer]

We are not going to discuss this. You are overstepping your bounds, little man.

[Is much taller than you]

[not-quite-benevolent grin]

Seems we're discussing it right now, princesse.

[Pfft. Is not intimidated at all]

We are the queen of England. When we say the discussion is over, it's over.

You are dismissed, Monsieur Trudeau.

[stays right where he is]

You're a DEAD queen of a DEAD empire, lady.

I'M STILL HERE, YOU KNOW.

Not an empire though, are you?

I said I didn't mind being Commonwealth, but Canada's fully independant. Mademoiselle la salope over there seems to have forgotten that bit.

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OOC: About halfway through this, I was talking on IM and accidentally used "we" twice.

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