part 363 paper snowflakes

[aphanon_meme]

It's... December! I can't believe it's almost the end of another year. Time is weird. Anyway! There's been a lot of neato Hetalia news in the meantime! That game (that I can't get working but will look at videos and screencaps of so I can play vicariously)! The image of the first doll! The musical promo images!! What are you most excited for?

Enjoy part 363!

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[outbackruggedness]

[Pulls you into a headlock]

It's about time 'ya got here mate! Been wonderin' when an old timer like yerself would pop up. [Laughs]

[kingkongeriget]

[pokes him in the ribs]


Hey now! Didn'tcha ever hear? Gettin up early's one'a tha perks'a old age!


[OHHHHH, WHAT NOW, JUNIOR]

[outbackruggedness]

[Was that supposed to hurt?]

Mate, are you assumin' this bloke isn't up around the crack of dawn tendin' to his wildlife 'n exercisin'? [Chuckles]

[Tightens his grip and applies more pressure on Denmark, kicking his legs out from underneath him. WHAT NOW GRANDPA]

[kingkongeriget]

[naw, pokes are just supposed to be a symbolic gesture, really]


Then that accounts fer tha both of-- us--


[---owowowOW OKAY THAT'S]


[STARTING TO NOT BE SO FUN ANYMORE]


[CAN'T BREATHE]


[TAPS HIS ARM, EASE UP, DUDE]

[outbackruggedness]

[At this point Australia's got them both on the ground and still Denmark in a headlock]

[Ignoring the fact that he's shirtless, covered in sweat and dirt]

[Finally eases up but instead moves so that he's sitting on the Dane now]

That was fun wasn't it? [Chuckles]

[kingkongeriget]

[INDEED, HE'S IGNORING PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING EXCEPT HOW NICE IT IS TO CURRENTLY BE BREATHING]


[even being squished by sweaty gross kids]


...were that part'a th'exercisin', or th'tendin' ta wild animals?

[outbackruggedness]

[Excuse you he's not a kid]

[HE'S A BEAR, A BIG STRONG BEAR]

Nah, yer just fun to wrestle down mate. [Chuckles] Sorry about yer clothes though.

[kingkongeriget]

[to him, most folks are pretty darn young! bears or otherwise.]


[plops his head onto the ground. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOUNG MAN. YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED.]


Can wash th'shirt-- 's all that nice breathin' air I won't be gettin' back! Take it easy on an old man, huh?

[outbackruggedness]

[Still, at this point you'd ought to guess that Australia doesn't like to be called a kid]

[DON'T BLAME HIM, BLAME ENGLAND, HE'S AWFUL AT RAISING WILD BEASTS GUYS LIKE HIM]

[Finally eases off of Denmark and rises to his feet] Yeah, nothin' like a lil' detergent to get the stains out.

[Extends a hand to the Dane]

bedtime for now! and i apologize in advance for some probably serious slowness!

[kingkongeriget]

[looks at the hand with DISTRUST]


[booooooo]


An' how do I know this ain't gonna be another trap?

It's fine, have a goodnight!

[outbackruggedness]

[Looks at Denmark eyeing his eye with suspicion]

[Boo indeed]

... 'cause I don't have anythin' up m'sleeve?

[Quite literally - he's not even wearing sleeves!]

Re: It's fine, have a goodnight!

[kingkongeriget]

[roooooooolls over]


[squints at his arms]


[indeed, no sleeves]








[might be looking like he's very seriously considering checking his pants leg, too]

[outbackruggedness]

[He's not even wearing pants though]

[You know Australia's a shorts man]

[Anyway if you keep squinting at him like that he's going to get annoyed]

Ya wanna get up or what? Or do 'ya need to take somethin' fer that? [Wow Australia R U D E]

okay, so that was longer than I thought (I'm up to resuming if you are!)

[kingkongeriget]

[doesn't even mind the RUDE because he's focused on peeeeeeeering up his shorts]


Will in a sec, still checkin'!


[you can never be too careful!]

Hello again o/

[outbackruggedness]

Checkin' what -

[... Why are trying to look up his shorts]

[Are you trying to see his dick or something]

Mate, if 'ya want m' shorts down 'ya could just ask.

Re: Hello again o/

[kingkongeriget]

[well, yes he is trying, but not for the reasons Ozzie thinks:]


[meets his eyes very. very. seriously.]


Not that! 'm checkin' fer tricks!


[just because they're not up his sleeve doesn't mean they're not still hiding somewhere else!]

[outbackruggedness]

[Wow you're such a weird old man, Denmark]

Well yer just goin' to find m' cock if 'ya keep lookin' there. [Crosses his hairy arms.]

[kingkongeriget]

[OKAY, FINE, GEEZ.]


Maybe it's a trick, too!


[or so he says, but he's standing up. don't worry, little bear, he's just talking out of his ass because he can.]

[outbackruggedness]

[Mutters 'crazy old man' underneath his breath.]

Well I can show 'ya a few tricks if yer interested. [Winks.]

[Watch it this 'little' bear can still rip your throat out in a heartbeat.]

I'm sorry (mostly)

[kingkongeriget]

...............yer gonna use it ta put me inna headlock?

God dammit Denmark

[outbackruggedness]

[Smacks him on the head]

Are 'ya that daft or what?

[How does he get laid if he can't detect hints so blatant?]

And yet

[kingkongeriget]

[dumb luck, mostly. it's like some kind of superpower or something.]


Ow. Jus' checking! Mean, that were tha whole trap in tha first place, warn't it?


[tries to demonstrate, attempting the saddest, floppiest sleeper hold on him]


[trap! like so.]

[outbackruggedness]

[And they call him the 'lucky country'...]

I just wanted to... [Thinks for a moment] Actually, I don't know what m' plans were in the first place.

[You look ridiculous Denmark. This is why Norway always snarks at you]

[kingkongeriget]

Well, 's good ta see ya anyway, on this fine, fresh first page we got!


[pretty much drops the whole effort and gives him a kiss on the cheek instead]


A new start! Like wakin' up early on a beautiful day!

[outbackruggedness]

Yeah, 'n it was nice seein' ya too old man.

[Oh... well, he wasn't expecting that.]

Definitely! Makes 'ya want to swim the Tasman Sea doesn't it? [Chuckles.]