part 363 paper snowflakes

[aphanon_meme]

It's... December! I can't believe it's almost the end of another year. Time is weird. Anyway! There's been a lot of neato Hetalia news in the meantime! That game (that I can't get working but will look at videos and screencaps of so I can play vicariously)! The image of the first doll! The musical promo images!! What are you most excited for?

Enjoy part 363!

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[wild_kuken]

[Why does she sense a little runt is judging her right now....?]

Hm? Woah, blast from the past!! Hey there shortstuff, kesesese, didn't Spain ever tell you pointing is rude?

[pomodorina]

[Oh no, far from it. But first, ALL THE POUTS WITH CROSSED ARMS.]

I'm not short, dammit!

[Wait she wanted something.]

You cursed so you probably know lots more! Teach me!

[wild_kuken]

Heh, yeah sure you're not, shrimp!!

[Ruffles your hair! Aah just like the good old days, you're just as funny as she remembered!!]

Teach you what? Swear words? Sorry kiddo I don't speak Spanish. I can teach you how to curse out Austria if you'd like though.

[pomodorina]

I'm not a shrimp!

[Watch out for that curl, or else. And let her consider this.]

Deal!

[wild_kuken]

Kesese, the hell you're not.

[Squats down to your level because you're so TINY! Don't worry, she is well-versed in Italians.]

Okay!! So the most important word in your arsenal is Scheiße! Say it when you're mad or something breaks or whatever and you're sure to give Austria a shock!!!

[pomodorina]

[One day she will be tall and then kick people for calling her tiny or a squirt...

They are on good terms then. But uhg, German... oh well, if it can piss Austria off...]

And what does sch... scheiße mean?

[wild_kuken]

Scheiße!!

It means shit!

[pomodorina]

Got it!

[She takes a deep breath...]

SCHEIßE!!!

... Was that good?

[wild_kuken]

YEAH!! Atta girl!! Go shock that snooty little mistress' socks off!

[pomodorina]

Bene!

[Look who's proud of herself... and who will probably shock Spain as well.]

... W-will you teach me more?

[wild_kuken]

Heh, alright, but only one more! Because it's long!!

When she gives you an order, and it's stupid and you don't wanna do it, tell her this: leck mich am Arsch!

[pomodorina]

[Okay, that one really is long. But she tries to memorize it.]

... And it will piss her off?

[wild_kuken]

Oh yeah, she'll get so pissed!! Super pissed! Kesesese, give it a try when she's being a bitch!

[pomodorina]

S-si!

[Repeats the words with a small voice for a few times first. Maybe she's making mistakes but this is frigging long.]

[wild_kuken]

[Will actually be patient for once and help you until you get it! She's very dedicated to causing chaos at Austria's house!]

[pomodorina]

[You're such a good teacher. She's looking forward to working with you.

But right now she's getting a bit frustrated. But this frustration seems to help...]

Leck mich am arsch!

[Gasp. How did she do?]

[wild_kuken]

Woah!!! You got it little big sister!!!

[Cheers for you!]

The proud as a mama bird me thinks you're ready to go use it for real!

[pomodorina]

[She feels so encouraged to use the new learned words soon!]

Really? I-I mean, of course I am!

[wild_kuken]

Yeah!! Of course!! Go get her!!

[She is good at being encouraging!]

[pomodorina]

[Encouraging swearing at Austria. You're not bad.]

When I found her I will tell you!

[Pray that she's not getting spanked. ]