part 363 paper snowflakes

[aphanon_meme]

It's... December! I can't believe it's almost the end of another year. Time is weird. Anyway! There's been a lot of neato Hetalia news in the meantime! That game (that I can't get working but will look at videos and screencaps of so I can play vicariously)! The image of the first doll! The musical promo images!! What are you most excited for?

Enjoy part 363!

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Re: Itt: wip/recently finished

[bachmanroad]

Well you know me, I like beef, and like that ad says, beef is what's for dinner.

Oh my look that tush of his. I hope whoever's captured him is gentle.

Re: Itt: wip/recently finished

[vuri]

Nah, I'm already thinking of what to lodge in England's tush.

Besides, I've heard binding the elbows is extremely painful/uncomfortable - I'm guessing it should be especially so for men, who have broader shoulders and less flexibility, so...

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Re: Itt: wip/recently finished

[bachmanroad]

Icon is now appropriate, ha -

I might have to steal that elbow thing... you know, for research and all. Have you though about messing with Australia yet? Someone needs to wipe that smug grin off his face. A shame to ruin such a handsome face too... ◔ヮ◔

tl;dr

[vuri]

I tend to think Australia would have a high pain tolerance after centuries of being bitten/stung/mauled/kicked by his little animal friends... but I also tend to think he'd be weak to humiliation and mind games and especially confinement/immobilization for long periods. Like, he seems pretty vanilla to me (though not entirely; for example I can easily see him getting into some very rough sex that's as much a fight as a fuck) so a lot of the weird bdsm stuff would be a shock to him; and then on top of that I think he's the type who gets cabin fever from being stuck in an office too long, never mind getting literally tied down.

So I think it'd be a lot of fun to, for example, bind Australia very tightly and blindfold him and then put him up for display - in a cage or glass case, perhaps - at some sort of shady club or something... perhaps he's mounted on a fucking machine, and patrons of this particular venue can turn on or off or up or down the speed as desired.

And he can hear the people talking about him, evaluating him, as if he was a trophy or an art piece or a choice cut of steak, and it makes him furious and ashamed, and his renewed struggles are greeted with refined laughter from the crowd...

Rather better conversation piece than an ice statue, I'd say. 8D

What're your thoughts on messing with Australia?

[bachmanroad]

Heh, and you said you were rusty with the kinky stuff. Pfft! Shame and embarrassment seems to be a running theme doesn't it? Sounds pretty good - well, bad for Australia.

It's funny because Australia's different for me; he wouldn't be so vanilla, he'd be pretty freaky. Like, an exhibitionist kink - opening walking around the trails stark nude with an erection. Accidentally causes an orgy on the mountain trial to the sunflower fields.

I do like your idea of him being tied up and blindfolded, especially if he tries to act all bravado when he's seriously scared or whatever. Though at the same time Australia probably craves attention, and realizes he's making himself harder while trying to guess how many people are in the room.

I also like the idea of roughness and where Australia does finally get that cocky grin punched right off his face. Only to have him taunting the other as they keep pounding him against the wall. Also Australia
being very vocal on what he likes to see with his partner, especially if he knows that makes them flustered and embarrassed.

Then of course, there's tentacles, vines, ropes, the little things in life. :'D

[vuri]

Pffft texting his boss in the morning - sorry can't come in to work, accident on trail tripped and fell into an orgy

Ooh, I like the idea of using him as a punching bag and his acting like it's no big deal. Since he's a nation even if you go too far he'll simply regenerate, so really there's no reason to stop until you've taught him to shut his smart mouth... and who knows how long that might take...

If there is any place on earth that might actually have so heinously ridiculous a thing as a tentacle monster, it's probably Australia.

[bachmanroad]

Imagine if there was a warning sign just for him, 'do not engage, he'll sleep with you by the time the conversation is done'.

I think I remember a story on the kink meme where Vietnam and Taiwan travelled to Australia and used him for a session of BDSM. I think it was also on FF.net too but it's been so long (2011? I think?) it's probably gone by now.

So by that logic, it's only reasonable to assume that the tentacle monsters are just happy to see their continent's personification.

[vuri]

It's like DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE.

DO NOT PICK UP AUSTRALIA.

IF YOU DO PICK UP AUSTRALIA DO NOT BE ON TOP, HE HAS A LOT OF STAMINA AND YOU WILL GET THE WORST SUNBURN OF YOUR LIFE.

I expect FFnet's purges would've got it for explicit content, especially if there was bdsm.

"Is that a tentacle in your pants or are you just happy to see me"

[bachmanroad]

I'm cackling at the stamina part; those poor European nations who try and sleep with Australia won't stand a chance.

Wait I found it! It's listed when you search Australia and Taiwan together. Huh, Vietnam's still in it but I thought she was tagged instead.

... Well that's another way to describe Australia's dick. All this talk about tentacles makes me wonder how he'll run into tentacles.

Also Australia meeting Tony the alien and said alien doing... 'experiments' on him because America keeps declining or something. (Just remembered that one picture of yours)

[vuri]

I'll check it out, definitely an unusual combination!

I'm sure Tony has some tentacles to spare. Probably a whole tentacle plant garden in his spaceship. As well as sundry other equipment...

Man I should draw more fucking machine porn. For me, tentacles and fucking machines have much the same appeal in the sense of being inhuman, merciless, implacable impossible to beg or threaten or reason with... and you can't be sure it'd know enough to even keep you alive (unlike, presumably, a human tormentor whose motives you could at least hope to understand and attempt to sway)

Drifting off to bed now as I'm getting a bit sleepy, but thanks for the chat! :D See you around

[bachmanroad]

Have a good night! :D