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aphanon_meme) wrote2015-11-28 09:45 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2015-11-28 09:45 pm
part 363 paper snowflakes
It's... December! I can't believe it's almost the end of another year. Time is weird. Anyway! There's been a lot of neato Hetalia news in the meantime! That game (that I can't get working but will look at videos and screencaps of so I can play vicariously)! The image of the first doll! The musical promo images!! What are you most excited for?
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[you know what]
[he's not ready to subject himself to you people again just yet]
[Australia had some sense]
[he's going back to the SPider Pit]
[It's better than here]
[the spiders don't accuse hIM OF FUCKING CANNIBALISM OF WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY HIMSELF]
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They don't know the difference between real people and sweet bread?
1/3
Cute small innocent children
crudely made sweet things with cutely simple faces
AND
THIS FUCKING SEASON OF THE YEAR]
[takes the Boxemännchen in shock]
2/3
AND THEN
ONE
SHARP
AND VERY WET AND TEARY
EMOTIONALLY OVERWHELMED BIG ASS BABY
INHALE]
3/3
D-DAAANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENWAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! [JUST LET HIM HOLD YOU FOR A MOMENT, YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO HIM HERE IN SO LONG]
1/2
2/2
Seems like after all the time he got food from others here, he finally managed to return the favour at least a little.]
Bi- ...Bitte!
Don't be sad anymore.
Re: 2/2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I STILL WISH YOU WERE MY LITTLE BROTHER!!! DAMN IT!! Such top grade cuteness is so wasted on the undeservviiiiiinnnggghhhnnhhnhnhn!!! [BUHYOOS TO DEATH ABOUT being hugged back ahh, he's nuzzling his head against your head. AHHH SOLID BABY NATION WARMTH. he wiSHES HE (sorta) OWNED (parts of) YOU AGAIN!!!!!! But alas, all pleasures in life are short lived. HE'LL SETTLE FOR YOUR WILLING COMPANY]
S-Say!! I won't be sad EVER AGAIN if you spend the day with me!! We can go play at the park!! There's--hah... how to explain--AH!! GIANT TOYS there!! It's a--I guess it's a toy jungle!! I'll even get you a frappuccino for your trouble!! It'll give you superpowers!! [i.e make you so hyperactive it'll even more entertaining to see you romp around the meme.]
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and are suddenly more interested in helping others with tax evasion and offshore accounts.]
Huh? Un...what? [blinks] Did you also get lost and miss your brother now too?
Tut mir leid.
I'm sorry.
[He reaches up with some difficulty and pets your head. There, there, now he understands the tears.
And the rest sounds a little less cute, but... oh well.]
Play? Ja, we can do that, um...
Is everyone so rich here that they can have even real, giant toys?
And is a frapooo... Frapo-schino tasty too?
[So many questions, but he's also very curious.
And he probably would get hyperactive from a hot chocolate already, thanks to all the sugar he's not used to.]
sleeps on yaaa
Ahhhh, the sweet sound of untainted german!! I'm fuckin' choking up!! I'll cry!! I'll cry even more!! [ablUGLUGLGSGUDKFGLDGDFKG head pATTED BY AN ANGEL. HIS heart is so full right now. He is so happy he must have finally laid down and died in spider hell because he's found hEAVEN. But okay, time to be a proper adult. Just gonna switch you over so he's balancing you on a hip instead of crushing you in his arms.]
AH--Shit, I should watch my mouth, shouldn't I?! DON'T REPEAT ANYTHING I SAID that you know you shouldn't, got it?! Unless it's to some nobody with a bandage on his nose, then you tell him any swear all you want--Anyway--Yeah!! Play! It'll be the most fun you've had in your damn life! Ever!! [he kinda feels like a stranger in a white van trying to coax a child away but he has Intentions and he'd like to win your trust.]
I'm real rich!! The richest one in this entire place! I bathe, breathe, eat and sleep in money, kesesese!! Which is why in the future, when I--er--Prussia asks you to be my--his-- new little brother, you should earnestly agree with all your heart!!! A guy like me makes everyday a carefree adventure, you like that, right?! WAY better than those too stuffy and strict habsburgs! [is he trying too hard? MAYBE. But you are a hard person to sell too even as a kid if he remembers right, SO HE'S GOING ALL OUT. YOU never know. Maybe he'll spring some alternate dimension where he didn't totally fail to keep you in his grip]
And it's more than tasty, IT'S DELICIOUS, KID!! You'll love it!! Trust me!! [HE'LL ANSWER all the questions ever endlessly without ever losing patience bc that's the kinda guy he is. BUT OFF they go now, for funtimes and implanting of loyalty to the prussian kingdom and more caffeine and sugar than one child should ever be allowed]
I hope you have/had a good night. ♥♥♥
and making out with somewhat close relatives to a minimum.]
[He's a bit confused at that outburst, but then he doesn't know that one day he'll get so sick
of constant invasion and wars that he switches his language preference a little.
But thank you for not squishing him.]
Ah nein, please don't cry. [pets more]
[slowly nods] Especially you need to be careful today or you might get hit with a switch by the Houseker.
Him? [Stares a little wide-eyed - obviously Australia needs to work on his handling children skills.] ...But I don't want him to eat me if he gets angry.
[Thankfully so far he doesn't feel like he needs to be suspicious of you, since you're just someone who is sad about missing his family
and that's something he can relate to. Except for the things that are not making any sense to him yet.]
[Stares, unsure if he should believe all this or if it's just bragging.] Really?...Um, bu-but my brother doesn't like it when I call anyone else that.
And you do seem nice, if it helps?
[To be fair he also didn't become yet another territory to Mr. and Mrs Edelstein-Carriedo out of his free will,
since it was more a matter of circumstances, like lack of actual heirs to his royal family and getting inherited in the process.
But still, good luck on changing history.]
Danke for letting me try some Frapopo then! [smiles happily]
[At least Prussia can show how good he is with children (aside from the inappropriate food/drink offers maybe)
and they surely will have some fun together.]
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Excuse me sir, the hell you are!! She has been worried sick
for the day and a half or whatever she's known about it!]Gil?
[And that's all the warning you get before you get and armful of Julchen as she practically throws herself at you for a hug. She missed you asshole.]
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[And you can come too??!! apparently?!! since you're now slamming into him and gluing yourself to him]
OOOMPHF--!!! OI, what the hell--!?! [what is this mysterious fluffy creature on him--OH!!!]
--HOH!! RAPUNZEL!! Long time no see, Kesesesese!!! [HUGS BACK SO hard he's lifting you off his feet as he leans back with your weight in his arms]
How's it going?!
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You're okay!!
[She really was worried, she has had bad...TENTACLY...experiences with the meme and pits..]
Wha- WHOAH! OOOF!! What the hell!? [Clings a little more but she's laaaauuughing now, believe it or not despite being a tiny thing she is nOT USED TO being lifted off her feet.]
Awesome as alwa- I mean, don't scare me like that asshole!!! I come back here for the first time in ages and some brat is telling me you're in a damn spider pit!?
Kesesesese, and you've got an extra forehead wrinkle since the last time I saw you too!!
sleepy buzzes to bedd
Eh?! Why wouldn't I be okay?! [AW, that's so sad. He'll carry her more often since she weighs like nothing]
Oh--Haahaaa, heard about that, hah?! That oversized tiny dickling is my Australia! Freakin' Shackle Baby caught me off fuckin' guard when I was lightly teasing my Lux!! Sprung up out of nowHere like some damn fucking shark to blood! He's got a fuckin' attitude problem, thinks being buff makes him invincible or somethin' but I've got a damn good hiding for him comin' up, I'm just waiting for a good moment!! [Revenge is like wine, after all, best left to brew. He's looking positively EVIL and smug until you mentioN HIS FOREHEAD WRINKLES AND HE FROWNS AND SHOWS THEM OFF EVEN MORE ]
TCH--You!! And you've got TRIPLE the crows feet than I last remember you having, old lady!!
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[Well if you insist, she's not one to turn down pampering. Gets comfortable in your arms] Yeah he freaking told me. Said you were slippery! [And that she's more cunning than you but she'll keep that to herself because she agrees with it] Anyway I don't freaking care about a dick swinging contest between two guys, at least make it fun to watch okay!!
Oh yeah? Then you're responsible for AT LEAST two of them and should treat the stately as an owl me to a beer to compensate!!
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Although he's not been better, not checking on the meme OR you in the last few weeks.
... Don't you dare to make him the scapegoat.]
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ARE YOU
PLANNING ON
WRASSLIN'
HIM]
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GET BACK HERE.]