part 363 paper snowflakes

[aphanon_meme]

It's... December! I can't believe it's almost the end of another year. Time is weird. Anyway! There's been a lot of neato Hetalia news in the meantime! That game (that I can't get working but will look at videos and screencaps of so I can play vicariously)! The image of the first doll! The musical promo images!! What are you most excited for?

Enjoy part 363!

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[(Anonymous)]

let's ask Prussia

[dererste]

[cRACKS ALL HIS KNUCKLES LOUDLY]

[(Anonymous)]

Do you need an oil can for that, Tin Man?

[dererste]

[FROWNS A FROWN THAT FROWNS UPON YOUR ENTIRE FROWN INDUCING EXISTENCE]



...NO....But if you're taking requests, the too grumpy me is in need of a beer and some of those fat cheesy puffy chips from America's place that leave your fingertips all orange!!

[(Anonymous)]

[YOUR FACE IS GONNA STICK THAT WAY]

Hmmm, HMMMM

I'll get them for you if you promise to rub that nasty cheese dust on the next nation you see.

[dererste]

[Are you warning from experience, Anon?]


AAAHHHH!!! IT'S MY LUCKY DAY!!! DEAL!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

[RESTING GRUMP FACE IS A GENETIC CONDITION HDU]

Make sure you get it near their nose too!! That would be extra gross. Okay HOLD ON

[anon goes away]

[ANON COMES BACK]

[with a bag of nasty cheese puff chip thingadoos and a case of PBR because anon's cheap]

[dererste]

[GENETIC CONDITION CALLED SINFULNESS??]

Haaahhhh? Why not their lips if we're gonna be gross?! Make it quick, anon!!

[paces around IMPATIENTLY. HAPPY CHEERING WHEN YOU COME BACK!! He'll take your cheap ass beer, beggars cannot be choosers]

DANKE, ANON!!!

[(Anonymous)]

you're sick anon, truly sick. my brothers used to eat doritos and chase me around the house with their stank ass fingers.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean

HAVE you had sex with one of your own people?

WAS it masturbation?

WAS it narcissism?

DID you leave awkwardly the next morning?

[dererste]

NO!!!

...NO!!!!

...........Y-YES!!


.........................YEAH!!! SO WHAT?!! SO FUCKING WHAT?!! WHO HASN'T?! HAH?! WHO HERE HASN'T?!! [he was FOND OF HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR STABLE BOYS BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS DON'T JUDGE HIM]

[(Anonymous)]

If it's not a big deal, why are you yelling?

Are the memories flooding back?

Wondering if your throes of sexual passion were doubly strong in your partner, since you are their nation?

Cleaning yourself up afterwards, and wondering if they'll brag that they made their own nation come?

Hoping they would?

[dererste]

BECAUSE!! You're making it seem like it's mastubatory, WHich has an implication of SHAMEFULNESS WHICH THE GREAT ME PROTESTS WITH ALL MY BEING! BECAUSE IT'S NOT!!! Y'know, half of the time, when you're doing it, y-you don't reveal that you're a damn nation to them, you know!! You keep it discrete!!

AND YOU!! YOU'RE--YOU'RE DEFINITELY BEING WHAT SPECS WOULD CALL VULGAR RIGHT NOW!! That's none of your damn business!! Don't pry!!

[(Anonymous)]

Why.

Did he have sex with old man Fritz.

[dererste]

[wow]



[HEFTS you up and takes you outside this thread to the alleyway where all of humanity deposits its trash]

[von_ballenstedt]

[Closes the lid for you.

Seriously, NO.]