aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2015-11-28 09:45 pm

part 363 paper snowflakes

It's... December! I can't believe it's almost the end of another year. Time is weird. Anyway! There's been a lot of neato Hetalia news in the meantime! That game (that I can't get working but will look at videos and screencaps of so I can play vicariously)! The image of the first doll! The musical promo images!! What are you most excited for?

Enjoy part 363!

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fraustria: (not like I like you or anything)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] fraustria 2015-12-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUT SHE DOESN'T GIVE THEM OUT ALL THE TIME AND WHEN SHE DOES, THEY ARE DISCREET AND CLASSY!!!]

B-But- I mean- that is all very well, but- he will most certainly commandeer it!!
wild_kuken: (Get on My Level)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2015-12-26 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Santa already came princess there's no need to be quiet as a mouse!! So what if he takes it, treat him like you do when I steal your shit!!!!!

Or hell, you could blow him if you want, I know where you can find candy cane flavoured condoms~
fraustria: (i said don't look!!!)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] fraustria 2015-12-26 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
W-Well- it isn't that- it's simply a humiliating eventuality- !! [DIES A LITTLE INSIDE. PUTS A HAND OVER HER EYES] C-Can you imagine- I- I do not want any flavoured anything!!




[wait]

..............Are they- e-effective?
wild_kuken: (KESESESESESE)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2015-12-26 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH NO THIS IS CUTE what did she do!?

M-Makes a little choke/snort sound at 'can you imagine' like yes actually but she is SOLDIERING ON ANYWAY in the name of gal pal frienemyness or whatever. And maybe she has a tiny oral fixation by proxy, sue her]

You mean do they taste like candy canes? In an artificial flavouring kind of way I guess.

[Poke prods at your fingers, why are you hiding!?] Haaaaah, do you need a shot of Christmas courage or something?
fraustria: (weehhh...)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] fraustria 2015-12-26 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S NOT CUTE and she inadvertantly stepped into a shaky area of self-inflicted sexual repression and couple's counselling]

O-Oh. No, I mean- do they- help? [And more to the point, how would you know that?] Er- I hardly think- novelty items would give me any sort of courage- not that I need courage for- anything in particular!! It's simply- you were the one to bring this unsavoury topic up!
wild_kuken: (I Will Sulk If I Please)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2015-12-26 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Something smells like schadenfreude in here...Lottie has sexual repression!?]

Help with what? They're just condoms, they can't do shit about the size or anything. [Because that's always her problem, choking is scary, and NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OKAY that is not what they're talking about!!]

I meant like a literal freaking shot, you're more jittery than I've seen in ages!!
fraustria: (GASP)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] fraustria 2015-12-26 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S ALWAYS HAD SEXUAL REPRESSION...SORT OF...yes and no. Specifically, your ridiculous gift has just given her the impression she might be confronted with something she is particularly repressed about and still IN THERAPY working towards dealing with so now she is fretting about it]

Help with- m-making things more- palatable- I don't see what the size has to do with it! A-As if I cared! [ASSUMING YOU MEAN THAT IN THE OPPOSITE WAY. She does not want any giant cocks à la Gilbert 1.0!!! And besides, after a certain partner, that's really not the main issue]

U-Ugh...what a dreadful conversation...I believe I need a glass of wine, if anything.
wild_kuken: (NO INTERNET!?)

Re: Reply here if you want a gift from Julchen ;3;

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2015-12-26 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[EYES YOU SUSPICIOUSLY you do not have sexual repressions, you have brutally tear down Prussia's sexual repressions à la your beloved Freud. Damn you for revealing a weakness when her heart is full of Christmas cheer!!]

Glühwein!!!! Let's get some before Christmas is over!

[Grabs your hand and leads you away from this conversation because SHE CANNOT BE A THERAPIST especially when you put bracket images of you and Hungary in her head!!]