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part 365 days in a year

Another maxing, another part! How are you liking the latest strips? I'm still hoping for news of more dolls (France? Canada? China? ... France?)--anything you're hoping for? I hope your summer (or what season it may be) is fun!

Enjoy part 365!

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What animal would you be turned into? http://thelobster-movie.com/

My suitable animal choices were

Duck: Ducks are talkative socialites that like to express themselves, stay impeccably groomed, and love to travel.

Bison: Stoic, pragmatic and brawny, bison enjoy the freedom of the wide open plains, hanging with the herd, and plenty of anal

Dog: Loyal, perceptive and kind, dogs can smell emotions and see in the dark, but they often develop codependent relationships and are prone to separation anxiety.

oh my god quiz, you're just like the movie.

I chose the duck because DUCKS FLY TOGETHER

"Stoic, pragmatic and brawny" that sounds like germany

"and plenty of anal" yep, definitely germany

Yeah!

Perfect, good job!

everyone thought 2016 was a little crazy. then america turned into a literal eagle.

:|

the only possible outcome of this year tbh

Maybe we would be more at peace if the entire nation was an eagle. Then we'd only have to worry about eating fish and soaring majestically, two activities which require neither tax dollars nor foreign diplomacy so it's pretty much a win-win.

And unlike certain presidential candidates, eagles make a generally good impression on the world at large.

And and, it does seem a lot less risky than pairing America off with another actual nation.

So that's settled. Vote eagle 2k16, make America feathery again.

Ant: Organized, industrious, and strong, ants work together for the common good. They can carry ten times their own weight and make excellent architects, carpenters

Panther: Elusive and magnificent, the panther rules the night

Cat: Cats can't eat chocolate, but they do have active dream lives, plenty of leisure time, and often enjoy long, deep relationships with humans

It was a very tough choice between panther and cat, but I chose cat because, duh.

I told it I didn't answer all the questions correctly, though, because I couldn't! There was no option for 'neither' under 'what sex are you attracted to', and I've never been in a romantic/sexual relationship

Three choices were

Lobster: Lobsters live to be over 100 years old, have blue blood just like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives.

Penguin: Penguins share everything with their one true love. They may have to endure the arctic, but they're always the best dressed.

Swan: True romantics, swans have one partner for life. If one dies, the other often dies of a broken heart.

Well, living 100 years sounds like a nightmare and fertility ~~is terrifying too no bbs right now pls~~ doesn't factor into my life as important. I'd probably be too afraid to fly as a swan because I'm afraid of heights. So I picked penguin because it's fucking hot here and I'm especially suffering because I prefer cold weather, to the point where I have the a/c in my room running even in winter. I already can relate to a penguin's clumsiness, orz...

WATER BEAR- WATER BEARS LOVE SPACE TRAVEL AND CAN LIVE FOR 100 YEARS WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER. BUT EVEN WITH THIS SUPERPOWER, SOMETIMES THEY CAN’T HELP FEELING VERY, VERY, VERY SMALL.

STARFISH-STARFISH ARE ALWAYS REINVENTING THEMSELVES. THEY HAVE THE RARE ABILITY TO FULLY REGENERATE BODY PARTS AFTER AN ACCIDENT.

CROW-CROWS ARE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, FORMIDABLE DESIGNERS THAT CREATE THEIR OWN TOOLS. ALSO, THEY’RE MONOGAMOUS.

I guess I'd go with crow?

Rhino: Rhinos are compassionate, loyal beasts that allow nothing to stand in their way, but are often unpopular due to their short temper and cantankerous nature.

Cat: Cats can't eat chocolate, but they do have active dream lives. Plenty of leisure time, and often enjoy long, deep relationships with humans.

Starfish: Starfish are always reinventing themselves. They have the rare ability to fully regenerate body parts after an accident.

Plenty of leisure time as a cat? Sign me on.

Ca: Cats can’t eat chocolate, but they do have active dream lives, plenty of leisure time, and often enjoy long, deep relationships with humans.

Duck: Ducks are talkative socialites that like to express themselves, stay impeccably groomed, and love to travel.

Peacock: Clever, cunning, and proud, peacocks are flirtatious and fashionable beauties who love being the center of attention.

...What a strange quiz.

[And unsurprisingly he's a ~~wolf~~ puppy.]

EVERYONE PICKS A DOG
THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM

[He winces slightly at the yelling. ~~Put the newspaper down, anon!~~]

We-well, isn't that in a way normal?
They are group-living animals after all. So of course there would be many of them.

But I don't think really everyone picked them?

[ooc: I picked cat. :3]

BUT THERE WILL BE SO MANY DOGS THAT THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE WILD DOGS IN THE WOODS.

... MOST PEOPLE THINK OF DOGS FIRST!

[:3 meow]

He-hey, slow down a little! This was just a random quiz, nobody is actually going to turn into animals because of it
or be forced to live in the woods or whatever.
...Honestly that was a very weird premise anyways.

Well, if the other options simply don't sound as inviting?
Also dogs a very cute, so it's no surprise if others think of them as well.
Wait, do you want to see pictures of my dog? [smiles] She's definitively one of the cutest ever!

[And he's not even waiting for an answer and already gets his phone out to show anon photos of the large, cute furball that his dog is.]

[ooc: Sheds hair all over the thread.]

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