part 342 nightmares on elm street

[aphanon_meme]

Nightmare on Elm Street 342: Freddy Applies for a Passport. I think it'll be a hit! Oh, meme. It's still October. The awesome-ist month of the year! For about a week and a half more, anyway. I have been watching horror movies and contemplating putting up fake cobwebs--but I think my cat might eat them. Do you think, meme--do you dare to hope--we might get some Halloween doodles from Himaruya this year?

Enjoy part 342! And whatever you do: don't. fall. asleep.

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[kingkongeriget]

[yaaaaaaawns]


[kid, does he look like he's going to?]


[but, uh. might have to keep an eye on the kid juuuust in case he's not playing around about that werewolf business.]


[flops his tail on him]


[no playing with strange werewolves, little buddy!]

[tourkokratia]

[all werewolves bite, it's a requirement]

[gets smacked by the tail and falls over]

[grabs it and tugs playfully!]

...I didn't mean to pull it. So don't get mean, okay?

[kingkongeriget]

[hey, hey, no pulling the tail, either!]


[moves it away]


[gotta earn those privileges, little guy!]

[tourkokratia]

Aw...

[disappointed at the lack of tail]

[goes for your ears instead]

[they are huge ears]

Your ears are really, really big...

[feels them up]

[kingkongeriget]

[the better to hear you with?]


[puts his head down lower so he can reach them]


[as long as there's no pulling, we're solid]

[tourkokratia]

[nope, he's just going to pet them gently, then scratch behind them]

...

[and then stick a finger in one]

[kingkongeriget]

[....he set himself up for that, didn't he]


[shakes his head, d;gosugfcougauocg]


[slhgfdsdfghjkl]

[tourkokratia]

[shrieks a little!]

[wipes his finger on you]

I think I touched your brain.

[yep, your ears are THAT big]

[kingkongeriget]

[D:]


[aw, gross! ear boogers!]


[just for that he's sticking his nose in your ear]


[GOIN' RIGHT FOR THE BRAIN]

[tourkokratia]

[jfas;dlkfja;lfkja]

[JA;SKLDFAL;FJA]

[screams!]

Help! Help! You're eating my brain!!

[kingkongeriget]

[licks]


[BRAAAAAAAAAAINS]

[tourkokratia]

[rolls over in submission]

Don't eat my brain! I need my brain to THINK!

[scrunching up his shoulder to try and block you]

Hehehe!

[kingkongeriget]

[headbumps]


[so don't go pokin' no brains!]


[bump]

[tourkokratia]

[goes limp in defeat, playing dead]

Oh no, my brain got eated.

[kingkongeriget]

[OH NOOOOOOO]


[HIS BRAIN GOT EATED!]


[SITS DOWN AND HOWLS]

[tourkokratia]

[howls too, even though he's supposed to be dead]

Ooooooooooooo!!

[and lays still with his tongue comically sticking out]

[kingkongeriget]

[rolls on the ground howling]


[puts his head on him and whiiiiiiines]


[gonna get all Greek tragedy up in here]

[tourkokratia]

[aw, you sound so sad, he wishes he can comfort you, but he's dead]

[whispers]

You gotta make me alive again, okay?

[kingkongeriget]

[stops whining]


[head tilt]


[how's he gotta do that?]

[tourkokratia]

You gotta get me a new brain!

[obviously]

/one google search for gross halloween recipes later...

[kingkongeriget]

[hey, hey, he's getting slow in his old age, okay?]


[goes off to get brains]








[comes back with a tupperware containter full of spaetzle he found in a fridge!]


[ta-da! brains!]

LoL!

[tourkokratia]

[sniffs at]

[that smells like delicious leftover brains]

[opens his mouth cause dead people can't feed themselves]

Ah!

/cries: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/21/halloween-recipes_n_1973997.html

[kingkongeriget]

[....but]


[.....but he doesn't have thumbs]


[pushes over the container that he can't open?]


[...he can try chewing it open, but that'd get messy...]

I wish I could bake and make some of that stuff!

[tourkokratia]

[lays still, mouth wide open and waiting]

Ah?

[peeks an eye open to see what's the holdup]

the meatloaf hand, cauliflower brain, and bat wings look pretty straightforward!

[kingkongeriget]

[...flips the container over and tries to paw the lid off?]