aphanon_meme | part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

~~stock up while it's on sale!~~ Anyway: I. can't. believe. it. I really can't. I mean, I do believe it. So I guess I can believe it. But STILL. I've been saying all month that we'd get doodles, if anything, but--AN EVENT. An event! <>A real event. With ghosts! And mysterious happenings! And Hong Kong being a butt! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Enjoy part 343!

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STOP IT STOP STOPTSOPTSOTPSOPTS NO

[THAT'S GROSS DON'T DO THAT!]

I'll give you a hug if you let him go omg he's all gross and IT'S GETTING IN MY HAIR EWW LET GO OFF HIM!

Hmm? Why are you yelling?

[Seems to just notice that Prussia is covered in spit and other grossness.]

Oh, I see. He's very gross, isn't he? He needs a bath!

[Casually just drops Prussia to the floor. If his head hits the ground with a hard thump, it's whatever.]

You said you would give me a hug~?

Ugh.

[Well, he has to, right?]

[So he'll open his arms.]

Yeah.

~~[And he can wipe some of the gross things off on you at the same time.]~~

And no rude comments?

[Beside that ugh. But ugh is better than name calling. Poland's usually far too bold with that kind of thing, it annoyed him.]

Good! Prussia doesn't know what he was missing, since I went to sleep in the middle of our group hug.

[Takes advantage of those open arms to pull you into a squeezy hug~!]

Yeaaah like, obviously.

[It could have been worse, really! He's mostly just happy that he doesn't have to stay too close from whatever came out of Prussia's mouth.]

[But he's SO not enjoying it! So not enjoying a warm squezzy hug. Like no way.]

[Clearly warm, squishy hugs are just terrible. Absolutely horrible.]

I forgive you for being mean and trying to act like you didn't want a hug before~

I just wonder why you let Prussia hug you. And scream like that. I would have wanted to smack the back of his head!

[Worst hug ever. Totally didn't enjoy. Just felt really comfortable and it obviously doesn't make it a good hug.]

I still didn't want one it was like, just so you'd let go, duh. And he gave me like money.

[et tu, Poland?]

[Shut up you're supposed to be dead or something not like you'd know he said that.]

Ahahahahaha! He gave you money! I should have guessed!

[And people call HIM pathetic.]

Prussia needs more hobbies, I think~

~~[And another spanking, apparently.]~~

I dunno if it like, gets me stuff, I don't mind it as much. But maybe I'll like, raise the price or something.

[What's that about spanking Prussia, not that he's interested, of course.]

Ah but you didn't even charge me! That must be because my hugs are very good!

[He's still hugging you, speaking of. Have another little squeeze!]

[Naughty Prussias that acted like children got what naughty children deserve~]

That's not what it means!! It totally isn't!

[He tries to wiggle his way out of your arms now!]

[WELL. That's a rare thing, but he might approve of that, actually.]

It isn't? What else could it mean!

[Doesn't let you go for a few moments even when you struggle. It's fun! But he has mercy and opens his arms after that.]

What should we do about him?

[Nudges Prussia with his foot.]

[That's a good point in his book, actually. For a second he thought you wouldn't let go.]

[He'll still brush some imaginary dust from his arms.]

Uh. Draw on his face. You got a marker right? Like, you gotta have just about anything under that coat.

[THREATENING UNCONSCIOUS FLARE OF THE NOSTRILS]

[FUCKING POLAND]

[Wow that's sooo scary like totally scary! NOT!]

[But don't worry he'll just draw pretty things like flowers and stars.]

Draw on his face! We should we should!

[Digs around in his endless pockets and indeed comes up with a marker]

[A black, permanent marker~]

I'm going to give him a curly mustache, ahahaha!

[Kneels and starts to do just that. Have a monocle too, Prussia!]

[ENDURES IT]

[WILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASS LATER WHEN YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS ASS IN BRACKETS]

[UNCONSCIOUS GROWLING AND SNARLING AND SOMETIMES GIGGLING WHILE YOU TWO DO SO]

Don't take too much space! I want to draw too!

[He's excited! He wants to give him drawn-on eyelashes and kitty whiskers.]

Ahahahaha! He looks like such a gentleman!

[He wants to draw more but he GUESSES Poland can have a turn. Sharing is caring.]

Alright, alright here. But draw something extra good!

[A day in the life of Prussia.]

[You have no idea how much he wants to just draw a penis on his forehead right now.]

[But he'll be nice that time, and he goes with his eyelashes and whiskers idea.]

[And lips on his forehead! It's like he got a kiss! That should make him happy, right?]

[Too bad. That penis would have been the icing on the cake.]

Oh oh oh hold on! I have to make sure I get something else!

[Takes back the marker and turns Prussia's head to write on his cheek.]

I love Russia

^J^

[Oh! Good one!]

Wait let me...

[He takes the marker back, and adds "I worship Poland" to his other cheek.]

[coughs up more fucking blood, you fucking assholes]

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Fuck, I meant since *he* went to sleep GDI

I didn't even see it!

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Fuck, I meant since he went to sleep GDI